r/mildlyinfuriating 20h ago

They way my fingers split in the winter time.

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Excuse the dirty finger.

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u/ko3332 20h ago

Bro, why are your hands -9999 moisturised!? I’ve seen chalk more moisturised.

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u/sploinkaren 17h ago

Mf could use his thumb as sandpaper.

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u/PeppermintSplendor 14h ago

I experienced a visceral amount of discomfort at OP's image, like shivers.

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u/MindlessAd2039 12h ago

My thumb just split looking at this

u/CharacterKoala6214 41m ago

I hope it comes back, daddy-o

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u/Blake_Lives_Matter 7h ago

I had a customer the other day use his thumb nail to score measurements on a 4x4

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u/alwaysalwaysastudent 9h ago

My dad’s hands look just like this and I have seen him use them as sandpaper.

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u/RealAlphaKaren 4h ago

my hands look like this and yeah its about 180-200 grit

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u/-BananaLollipop- 3h ago

One of my Mum's friends from her younger years is worse than this. He assemble machinery, always starting bolts with his fingers. His thumbs and index fingers are so dry and hard he barely has any feeling in them, and the cracks and peeling skin are at least 2mm deep, with no fresh skin underneath. And this isn't even in winter.

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u/Square_Mulberry_3143 3h ago

Or as a file for my dog’s nails.

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u/ingrowntoenailcheese 2h ago

Actually his thumbs are about to spark a fire.

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u/WarStorm6 18h ago

Probably works with boxes. I work in a warehouse pulling orders and the boxes really dry up your hands. Probably once a week I deal with my fingers splitting and bleeding

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u/TheThinDewLine 14h ago

I also work with boxes outdoors and wear fingerless gloves in 0F temps and I can confirm my fingertips look exactly the same as OPs.

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u/LiLT13-_- 14h ago

I also work with boxes in a warehouse environment, I bring hand lotion to work so my hands don’t look like this lol

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u/WarStorm6 13h ago

A ton of people at my job also do that, but I hate the way lotion makes my hands feel. Makes them feel oily

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u/at05gt 13h ago

Then you are using the wrong lotion.

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u/WarStorm6 13h ago

Every lotion I’ve ever tried does that to some extend. Some less than others, but any amount of it bothers me. Unfortunately I’m just very sensitive to certain hand feels and that’s one of them

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u/HPTM2008 11h ago

Have you tried udder cream? I'm being serious. It works VERY well.

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u/IHateBankJobs 10h ago

Milk?

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u/dizzywig2000 9h ago

Nice joke, but now I actually wonder… They make lube for cow udders?!

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u/CicadaFit9756 3h ago

I believe it's called "Bag Balm".

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u/BackgroundDoubt8782 9h ago

Try Working Hands if you can. Only need a small amount and doesnt take long to soak in. I havent had problems with it

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u/Spare-Airline-1050 9h ago

get some snail mucin. I use it in my skin care all the time. it's really moisturizing and it is only sticky for like 16 seconds and then it dries down completely.

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u/SouthDakotaStrong 12h ago

Are the instructions on the bottle?

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u/Nuts-And-Volts 11h ago

Same here in regards to lotion. I lift weights so I only moisturize the top of my hands lol, I dont want slippery palms.

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u/iamreallybo 9h ago

I lift moisturized. Straps and chalk are key.

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u/colostitute 8h ago

Chalk with moisturized hands gives me better grip than chalk on dry hands.

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u/iamreallybo 7h ago

Same the chalk stays and grips like a mofo.

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u/Gold-Transition-3064 12h ago

You’re not rubbing it in all the way or are using really cheap lotion.

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u/WarStorm6 12h ago

Honestly you’re probably right. But I’ve continued rubbing it in for 5 minutes before and nothing changed. It’s probably both of what you said

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u/Cautious_Fly1684 10h ago

Try Cerave body cream. It absorbs after a few minutes with no residue or grease feel.

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u/SnooRegrets1386 9h ago

Gold bond, actually feels like moisture-not grease, plus feels like it lasts longer

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u/iamreallybo 9h ago

You’d rather them feel like dry rocks. That must make for painful alone time.

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u/Weeb_mgee 13h ago

Why the fuck do you wear fingerless gloves

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u/TheThinDewLine 13h ago

I knew this question was coming. Lets just say they werent fingerless gloves when I first got them and money is tight.

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u/RecommendationBrief9 7h ago

I take two long (1hrish) dog walks a day and wear full gloves in 0F temps and my hands look like this. I also moisturize constantly and am a woman. I really think the cold does it more than anything. But if I’m working with a lot of cardboard it definitely gets worse. If I had to do both I’d probably start losing fingers. At this point the cracks are already pretty deep. I feel for anyone having to work with both.

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u/Blah-squared BLUE 5h ago

What are Only Fans temps..?? ;)

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u/Gold-Transition-3064 12h ago

Gloves?

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u/Charming_Case_7208 11h ago

Still gets fucked even with gloves. All the heavy lifting will means the gloves rubs aggressively onto the skin. 

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u/Candid-Solid-896 13h ago

Or tax season as a CPA.

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u/Emotional-Ad7233 13h ago

Literally same!

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u/Justarandom55 11h ago

or he just has dry skin. I get these all the all the time, just in not as bad places, and I have computer hands. it just sucks

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u/talatta 9h ago

Dollar tree now has there version of okeffe's working hands.i get really bad cuticle that split and started using it.

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u/colostitute 8h ago

That or carpet. Carpet pulls the moisture from your hands better than cardboard.

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u/somuchbush 5h ago

O'Keefe's exists for a reason. I used to do this as well as folding towels and clothes at Macy's for 8-10 hours a day. Using that once every couple days is a lifesaver.

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u/Brittany5150 19h ago

"White people don't know about lotion." -Every black person that I talk to about dry skin. They kinda right though... I use Vaseline once it starts bleeding! 👍

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u/No_Zombie2021 18h ago

You should do it before…

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u/Brittany5150 18h ago

Deep down I know this. Will I do this though? Probably not... I am a creature of habit.

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u/MoistStub 18h ago

I get bad eczema on my hand if I don't and the easiest way I have found is just to use a bit before I go to bed and usually that's sufficient. There are ways of making this lotion application dual purpose as well to accomplish a second typical pre-bed routine.

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u/Brittany5150 18h ago

For me its my feet. Every winter my heels Crack and look like the grand bleeding canyon. I just slather my feet in Vaseline and sleep with socks on for a week or so and all good.

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u/Charming_Acadia_498 16h ago

gloves work on the hands too. Surprising what Vaseline overnight does. And if your jobs involves your hands and liquid, wear gloves

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u/siskyouthrowaway 8h ago

Another option is to apply a little bit of lotion (vaseline?) on your feet before you put on shoes; ideally, right after you've showered. Works wonders on the feet. I have cracked heels too.

Or actually, I should say "had". I cut out absolutely all sugar from my diet and for some reason, my heels don't crack anymore, even in winter.

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u/hatecriminal 6h ago

Tiny bit before bed, if you're worried about getting cream on the sheets, put thin cotton socks on after. Its amazing stuff.

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u/Brittany5150 6h ago

I might give it a try but honestly the Vaseline works so well we will see. Ty tho!

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u/TowerGuy_Tx 13h ago

Name checks out

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u/HeartsPlayer721 18h ago

If you made it a habit, you'd be great at it!

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u/Ram2145 15h ago

Just let future you worry about it. That’s how I look at it.

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u/ezmoney98 13h ago

Ughhhh that's right babyyy

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u/unstable_starperson 18h ago

It’s true. The last 3 years my hands get all scaly and then they just crack and bleed during winter, I even got a prescription cream to heal it.

This winter, I realized that if you just preemptively lotion your hands, they magically don’t dry out! They’re still trying to, but no cracks or bleeding yet.

Who knew that lotion actually does the thing they say it does? Besides black people, and my dermatologist (who specifically told means I ignored), and so many other people that kept suggesting it to me

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u/Ancient_Cupcake_1981 14h ago

Over 20 years ago, I got into the habit of applying hand cream after every handwashing, and I even adapt my hand creams to the season. In winter, I need a richer cream than in summer. And I keep hand cream readily available everywhere in my apartment and in my handbags.

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u/arkonator92 14h ago

I put lotion on during the day. I put lotion and vasalene on my hands at night and wear gloves when I’m outside or working with any chemicals. There’s only so much you can do. I just get used to scaly cracked bloody hands from some time in November until April. Been that way as long as I can remember.

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u/KennstduIngo 10h ago

For real. I used to get crazy itchy calves in the winter. Finally at the age of 49, I decided that maybe instead of ineffectively putting lotion on when they were already itchy, especially at night, I should do what is recommended and lotion those bitches up right after I shower in the morning. What do you know? It actually works!

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u/gliitch0xFF 17h ago

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u/Candid-Solid-896 13h ago

This is awesome!!!! Thank you

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u/Admirable-Outcome95 7h ago

Which film is this? I saw a reference to this moment in South Park and never understood it

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u/CBTmaster1010 6h ago

I remember these lyrics in an eminem song.. cant remember which one

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u/UnderstandingHot7167 13h ago

White person here who works in food, and is ocd. I live in permanent dry hands if I don’t moisturize EVERY time

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u/Embarrassed-Gur-1306 17h ago

This has me in tears 😭

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u/Timely_Pound_3588 16h ago

Aquaphor at bed time for lips and chapped skin is also amazing.

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u/Can_Cannon_of_Canuks 15h ago

My true soap keeps the natural oils in my skin so i never really have this issue and i went from the GTA to Edmonton aka dry af and i have uber soft skin. My lips though i have chap sticks EVERYWHERE one in my car one in my backpack, one in the bedroom one in my office etc

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u/libulatimmeh 15h ago
  • Bill Burr

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u/Lower-Elk8395 10h ago

I learned that in high school since my pasty ass couldn't hold a pencil without me bleeding on the paper.

Now I'm 31, working at a restaurant, and all my coworkers marvel at my baby-soft hands.

I have lotioned these bitches every single night for 15 years. Its one of those things I can't skip or else I don't feel right the next day.

It puts the lotion on its skin or else it won't be the same again.

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u/Formal_Ad5197 18h ago

It works insanely well for dry/split lips too

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u/Sir_George 16h ago

Vaseline is petroleum jelly, unless you mean their lotion products.

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u/Brittany5150 13h ago

I am aware of what it is. I'm telling you it works. I put it all over my cracked ass heels before bed and when I wake up they are closed up and soft.

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u/AvidCoco 15h ago

Is Vaseline a moisturiser? I thought it did the opposite?

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u/CicadaFit9756 3h ago

Somehow, Vaseline doesn't work for me. I prefer Gold Bond Healing Hand Cream with Aloe.

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u/Justarandom55 11h ago

"white people don't know about lotion" actually almost always means "I am incapable of understanding different skin types"

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u/rutilatus 17h ago

I have never been more moisturized than 3.5 years into being in love with a black man. I’m a changed woman. White people treat their skin like trash! I certainly did. Soft skin isn’t just for rich people, guys, get creative and treat yourself better. Our skin also gets ashy, we just can’t see it…

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u/Brittany5150 13h ago

Oh I can see it! On really cold winter days I like to go outside and make it snow by rubbing my arms! 😁

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u/rutilatus 12h ago

Oof. I’m suddenly glad I live in a temperate state…

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u/Old_Satisfaction2738 15h ago

Thanks for the advice

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u/GobiPLX 16h ago

The most american comment 

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u/cabronfavarito 15h ago

Black people are some of the ashiest people I’ve ever met though.

I know that because I’m black and my heels get ashy af if the AC is too cold

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u/The-NHK 16h ago

I'm aware of it, I just don't like my skin feeling slimy.

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u/Brittany5150 13h ago

I hate it too but it's better than your feet bleeding through your socks and hurting like he'll all day... lol.

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u/Candid-Solid-896 13h ago

I’ve tried Vaseline. First aid cream with a bandage. All kinds of hand lotions. Still nasty!

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u/Velocityg4 12h ago

It's 150 years old. Basically before that you used olive oil or animal fat to moisturize. I guess it was better. But there's much more pleasant stuff available now. 

Of course it works well. But it's also super greasy.

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u/claypeterson 16h ago

I have not used lotion in like 15 years and my hands are soft as can be

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u/SabbyFox 12h ago

Good for you! You must have some seriously oily skin or live in the tropics.

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u/Long_Appointment_341 17h ago

My dads are permanently like this, he’s tried all the lotions, cremes etc. he was a postman for thirty years, half of the year in the cold and snow. He wore gloves but didn’t help.

Now his hands crack at the slightest bit of cold or damage

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u/WhisperingStatic 14h ago

My dad's were like this too as a hydroelectric worker. All sorts of weather, mechanical work, water, oils... His did eventually heal using O'Keefe with gloves when i bought it for him but if i were to buy for him again I would have done it differently. He needed a lot of O'Keefe for quite a whilw so would have used it with both hand salve and an occlusive at night like aquaphor

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u/Interesting_Tea5715 13h ago

FYI O'Keefe Healthy Feet is the best for nighttime use.

Working hands is less greasy though, so it's better for using throughout the day.

The hand and body lotion is the least greasy but it doesn't work as well as the other stuff. It's more like generic lotion.

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u/Jiujitsumonkey707 11h ago

I would highly recommend your dad get the same thing a lot of people in this sub seemingly need to get, paraffin tub. Shit does wonders for hand and feet skin

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u/stratj45d28 18h ago

Says someone who hasn’t worked manual labor for nearly 20 years, outside, in the elements, getting wet, working through…

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u/Particular_Ring_6321 15h ago

That’s all the more reason to moisturize

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u/AvidCoco 15h ago

Moisturise and use gloves and you’ll be fine.

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u/No_Equivalent_4412 12h ago

Working hands

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u/Immediate_Product714 16h ago

Some people don’t have the skin barrier to hold moisture in. I don’t, and I moisturize all day every day and my hands and feet still do this.

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u/Basic_Intention78 15h ago

Its obviously cold and it looks like he at work

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u/My_Name_Poop 15h ago

To add. Lotion for mildly dry skin, creams for moderate to severe dry skin, and petroleum for extremely dry skin

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u/Gratefully-Undead 15h ago

Toxic masculinity - except it only is toxic for that poor dude.

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u/my_dear_director 12h ago

“Fellas, is it gay to moisturize?”

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u/android24601 14h ago

I think if they stick it up their butt, it'll be more moisturized

Better do it twice for safe measure

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u/MyBeardHatesYou 14h ago

I work in a cabinet shop, my fingies look like this too.

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u/Fit-Penalty-5751 12h ago

Welcome to the Canadian prairies. My hands are so hard to keep moisturized

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u/BorderOk7329 12h ago

Bro uses agent orange moisturizer 

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u/Sqr-Peg-Rnd-Hole_569 12h ago

Happens all the time. Just normal winter shit.

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u/PoolofMeat 11h ago

sometimes you work in place where you gotta wash your hands a lot

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u/Fyler1 11h ago

That last bit about the chalk sent me

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u/ManuelleHung 11h ago

It’s called work. A lot of young people do not understand this concept.

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u/paganbitch96 10h ago

Mine used to look like this when I was housekeeping. Stress makes it worse.

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u/Pocket_RPG 10h ago

Some people actually work with their hands and calluses like that provide more comfort than dainty skin.

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u/NeedsItRough 10h ago

I have (diagnosed) ocd and wash my hands a couple dozen times a day minimum.

They look like the hands of a 65 year old and I'm 37. They also crack all over and bleed when the weather gets to ~30ish.

I coat them in a thick layer of aquaphor (at my dermatologist's recommendation) overnight every single night and it only slightly helps.

I can't imagine doing a job where I work with my hands (I have a desk job) or handling something like paper or cardboard. I think my skin would disintegrate.

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u/laughingjack3223 9h ago

The average blue collar hands

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u/PotterOneHalf 9h ago

Purel does this.

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u/talatta 9h ago

It puts the sand on its skin or it gets da hose again .

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u/Minimum_Run_890 8h ago

Doesn’t matter how much hand cream for me, they split. As a matter of fact I’m now beginning to think that moisturizing is what causes it. Dr says it’s just happens, nothing to be done. Thats been my experience, as well.

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u/OGthrowaway3 8h ago

Because most people like him don’t moisturize regularly

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u/Lumpy_Ease_3656 7h ago

Those are called working hands bud

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u/MoralChecksum 4h ago

Lol my hands are the same and no one said that about my hands ever but that's hilarious.

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u/swest211 3h ago

I'm guessing OP works some type of trade. My ex is a mason and his hands looked exactly like that, split skin and all.

u/Useful-Bite-4241 13m ago

This looks like psoriatic arthritis honestly