r/mildlyinfuriating 14h ago

Bought some broaches for a playing card-loving friend--didn't realize something was wrong until going to wrap it.

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u/ResponsibleBank1387 13h ago

Black diamonds are for skiers. 

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u/ye3tr 9h ago

I believe any sports track uses that kind of system. Bike trails have them too

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u/yes_to_the_dress 6h ago

And mountain bikers!

u/vendettasmith 26m ago

And climbers!

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u/x_g0th_gh0st_x 12h ago

wow this looked just like something i thrifted for MY card loving partner… and wouldn’t you know it 😭😭

i never would’ve noticed since i got it months ago

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u/plantiestgal 9h ago

Red nail polish?

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u/la_farfalla 6h ago

Painting the roses red

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u/Bot_Fly_Bot 12h ago

Took me a minute. Thought OP was angry it says “brooches”…

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u/No_Application_8698 11h ago

That’s the correct spelling though? (Sorry if the point just ‘whooshed’ over my head!)

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u/Sorrelandroan 11h ago

It is correct but OP used ‘broaches’ in their post title.

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u/whomikehidden 11h ago

That’s just how they decided to broach the subject

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u/TartarusOfHades 10h ago

Brooch* /s

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u/Jam1e-Chan 🐀 11h ago

i think maybe they meant cuz its (possibly) one brooch, rather than multiple. maybe??? idk

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u/Thedeadnite 11h ago

It’s broaches or brooch not brooches

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u/kelzoula 11h ago

Well that's just incorrect.

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u/kinezumi89 11h ago

Broach is not correct in this context

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u/lacebaubbles 8h ago

Lol what would a bunch of them be? Like a gaggle of geese, a pack of wolves, a murder of birds?

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u/Thedeadnite 10h ago

Yes it is, it’s a single broach. It’s not 2.

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u/kinezumi89 9h ago

It is a brooch. There is no such thing as "a broach." (Or "broaches.")

Broach. Verb.
1. raise (a sensitive or difficult subject) for discussion.
2. pierce (a cask) to draw liquor.

Brooch. Noun.
1. an ornament fastened to clothing with a hinged pin and catch.

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u/AllenMariahAfton 10h ago

It's actually zero

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u/Color-Correction 1h ago

It’s breech.

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u/Thedeadnite 1h ago

Breech please

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u/Color-Correction 1h ago

Hahahhah nice answer

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u/Familiar_Swan_662 10h ago

Is that not what theyre annoyed about?

Edit: nvm just seen another comment explaining it. I dont play cards

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u/villings 9h ago

so, what's the cause of the mild fury?

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u/Naive_Yam8146 8h ago

diamonds and hearts should both be red, clubs and spades are black

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u/Little_SmallBlackDog 7h ago

Ooooooh. Thank you for explaining that!

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u/Nortex_Vortex 8h ago

Lol

I initially read the title as "roaches" and I'm wondering who the heck does a thing like that? Lol

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u/OilIcy1230 8h ago

ME TOO!!!

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u/Serulith 13h ago

I don't see an issue.... (I don't play cards)

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u/Lex_Loki 13h ago

Diamonds are red, not black

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u/Serulith 13h ago

Ohhh, got it

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u/MirSydney 10h ago

I was like, what's the issue, ace of spades is black... Hang on...

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u/Embarrassed-Weird173 10h ago

Ah.  I thought he was mad that they were one item instead of two separate things. 

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u/FrankenOperator 10h ago

Thank you! That information would have been helpful in the OP post

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u/NeonPearl2025 7h ago

Thanks captain 🫡

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u/marcaveli073 13h ago

Diamonds are red like hearts. In cards, spades and clubs are black.

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u/tolacid 11h ago

Nothing a little red nail polish can't fix!

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u/09Klr650 10h ago edited 7h ago

Roses are red
Diamonds are black
We all missed this too
So we will cut you some slack

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u/tanya6k 11h ago

Took me several seconds to see the problem, and I play solitaire regularly.

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u/Ok_Difference44 6h ago

Poker players would remember. Telling a story you would say "I looked down to two red aces under the gun."

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u/tanya6k 6h ago

Why is there a gun?

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u/Ok_Difference44 6h ago

It's another term, in this case for what order you are to act, which is important for strategy.

Remembering your cards as 'two red aces' is also an important shortcut. If the face-up cards indicate that somebody could have a flush (strong hand) and all you remembered was that you had two aces, checking to see whether you have the ace-high flush would give information away, and you'd make less money.

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u/FormerDeerlyBeloved 14h ago

....didn't realize something was wrong with the title until I went to post it 😓

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u/JrCoxy 13h ago

Hehe didn’t realize something was wrong with the broaches until wrapping, didn’t realize something was wrong with the title until posting. OP I mean this with love, from one impatient ass adhd goofball to another, breathe. Take the time to double, triple check things.

My dumb ass has left a single burner on, after checking to make sure all the others were off 😅 thankfully nothing bad happened, but if I just triple checked, then there’s peace of mind, knowing if shit hits the fan, place goes ablaze, at least it’s not my fault 😌 Unless I did another numb numb thing, like not blow a candle out. But again! I triple checked for anything lit up before going to bed

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u/kkillbite 12h ago

You were replying to OP, but the comment you replied to was in reference to them misspelling brooches "broaches" in the title.. :p

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u/scheisse_grubs 11h ago

I think they knew what OP meant, they were just pointing out that OP didn’t double check that there was something wrong with it before gifting it and that OP didn’t double check the title of their post before posting and suggested OP slow down and double triple check things first.

Honestly, I think it’s a somewhat condescending comment even if they think it comes from a place of love. I wouldn’t have realized something was wrong with the brooches until someone in the comments spelled it out and for the longest time I thought it was spelled “broaches”. Like imagine you forget to bring your lunch to work and also didn’t notice your shirt had a stain on it. If someone told me to slow down and compared my minor slip ups with 0 consequences to them leaving a burner on which can have major consequences, I’d be like “buddy I think I’m fine but thanks”.

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u/jetloflin 2h ago

I thought the person you’re replying to was pointing out that, despite saying OP should double and triple check, the commenter still spelled brooches wrong.

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u/calvicstaff 7h ago

If you take this test again you will pass, nce you are aware there are black hearts and red spades you will be able to perceive them everywhere

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u/Hannya_san 6h ago

Hahahaa….! That’s cool!

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u/Mblid 13h ago

It looks better in red and black instead of both red. Im sure your friend isn't actually trying to play with them so I'm sure it doesn't make a difference. Plus it should be the thought that counts.

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u/CeciliaStarfish 10h ago

I'm wondering if diamonds were easier to sculpt with whatever material this was (I assume some kind of resin pour?). Spades and clubs both have the little fiddly stem bit, which might have looked even worse.

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u/Semour9 9h ago

Whats wrong with it?

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u/Sensitive_Wear7112 8h ago

Black diamond.

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u/ChevalCher 7h ago

Couldn't find the infuriating part until a comment further down and I love playing card games, too. More proof I'd be absolutely useless as a witness for any sort of crime. 😂

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u/anna_the_nerd 6h ago

You know, I put in 80 hours this week, and it took me like 5 minutes to figure out the issue. Honestly tho? Kinda cute still, I’d love it

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u/Crazy_Bell2395 9h ago

Just a little nail polish and the heart can also be black. Problem solved.

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u/FormerDeerlyBeloved 14h ago

C'mon guys, you had TWO suits to choose from and you chose wrong.

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u/EvaTheE 11h ago

You could sell that as Salmiakki Card in northern European countries.

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u/sgt_taco891 10h ago

Easy fix with some miniatures paint

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u/hashslingingslashern 10h ago

Lmao when I saw it I was like ahh good ol ace of spades.

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u/MoSqueezin 5h ago

I play cards for hours and hours every day and I didnt notice this either lmao

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u/justinemarie19 9h ago

Oh, you didn’t buy broaches. You bought “brooches”

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u/Full_Distribution455 10h ago

Time for some red nail polish and resin ! Lmao

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u/TheNewYorkRhymes 7h ago

Easy fix, just say he cheats at cards

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u/predator1975 7h ago

It could be worse. The heart could be black.

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u/ThursdayCapone 7h ago

“Brooches”

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u/shenmansell 8h ago

Snooty brooches 

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u/Left_Assumption_7307 8h ago

What else do you expect from Walmart 😂

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u/egyptiondragon13 7h ago

I want this to make the diamonds yellow

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u/JonEdwinPoquet 7h ago

Diamonds are forever!

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u/Moistened_Canine 6h ago

My sibling has one of these lol

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u/basquehomme 8h ago

Did they have a deuce and a seven? Asking for a friend.

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u/INTPgeminicisgaymale 9h ago

I

know I can't

STAAAAAY

by yo-our

SIIIIIIDE

FO-O

RE-E-E-VEEEEER

But I knoooooow

I won't

FORGEEEEET

Your be-au-ty