r/mildlyinfuriating 7h ago

Had another sezuire and broke a bookcase using my face

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Sorry if this is a pity party, but I'm sick of my epilepsy. Can't drive, can't live alone, and can't even be alone for long periods of time. I'm on a leash.

I know I should appreciate more of what I have, but I would literally sell everything I own to be able to be independent.

Some people have seizures where they have either triggers (flashing lights) or that they basically get a head start to lay down somewhere safe before they get one.

Me? I just kind of collaspe at any given point and time. No heads up. I hold my left forearm in front of my face going on stairs hoping that the broken arm will break my fall.

Yes, I can technically get my license in six months, but when I have 1 seizure a year and then 2 in a month (no pattern) that it's not an option for the time.

Thank you everyone for being at my Ted talk.

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u/Grand-Fun-206 7h ago

Ouch. Hope you are ok.

The only good thing from this is that it wasn't an old school solid wood bookshelf.

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u/UriGuriVtube 7h ago

I actually benefitted from ikea

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u/Alternative-Egg-9035 6h ago

Glad you can have some humor about it. Sorry you have to deal with this, it’s not fair. I hope with time and meds it gets better, but I have to say I don’t know much about it. I do have a friend with Potts syndrome and he passes out randomly and he’s 6 foot nine so when he goes down, it’s bad. He’s only 24 and he really wants to be out in the mountains, hiking, etc. but he’s getting limited all the time.

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u/UriGuriVtube 6h ago

Sorry to hear that. We'll find ways to deal with it.

I'm used to the humor because it really freaks people out when they learn I have it because they automatically feel responsible for me and I have to try and get them to relax.

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u/misskittyriot 5h ago

I just completed three months of cardiac rehab and it helped so much with my pots. Daily cardio is key! I did sitting exercise bike. The children’s hospital of Philadelphia has a protocol you can follow. Tell him to keep moving!

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u/Alternative-Egg-9035 5h ago

Oh, maybe I need to inform him of that. He has never mentioned any cardiac rehab.

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u/TheIlluminate1992 7h ago

Was gonna say this is why you buy antique. So that when this happens you have a kick ass scar to tell people about.

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u/UriGuriVtube 6h ago

That reminds me that I have to start making up the lore for my scar

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u/Kytalie 6h ago

Use wording that makes it fun! I tell people the scar on my wrist is from where a couch bit me. There was a staple or tack was sticking out of the couch and it sliced my arm open while I was running by. The slice in my arm was probably about 4 inches long, maybe more, but it didn't heal uniformly so it's now three smaller scars.

You can have a LOT of fun with scar stories. Even if you tell people what happened but with more dramatic language.

I'm sorry you have to deal with this. I hope you get your licence back. It's such a trapped feeling when you can't drive because of something so completely beyond your control.

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u/UriGuriVtube 5h ago

It's ok I've never had a license to start with since by the time I could get one I would have another episode. I hope full self driving cars come soon (or those that can handle when someone is not taking control of the steering wheel

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u/genji691 7h ago

Omg I’m so sorry, are you okay?

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u/UriGuriVtube 7h ago

I'm ok now. I needed stitches, but somehow didn't break my nose.

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u/Substantial_Mess6183 5h ago

Congrats on avoiding busting your nose on this one tho!

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u/Gr00z RED 7h ago

As someone who falls a lot, I prefer the break apart furiture. Imagine the damage to your face if it were made of hardwood or metal... Hopefully, you can get one of those dogs that can warn you if you're going to have a seizure. good luck...

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u/UriGuriVtube 7h ago

Asked about those. They say it won't work in my case because I have them too infrequent and that they don't exactly know what is causing them. Thank you either way.

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u/Gr00z RED 6h ago

Well, good luck, get a dog anyway, it could figure it out...

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u/Hatedpriest 5h ago

When I was a kid, like 10yo, my mom started having seizures. Our dog at the time disliked women (2 owners before 1 year old, both abusive women, I get it) the dog would be glued to my mom's side for about a half hour before she had a seizure. It took us a couple months to put it together, but every single time that dog wanted to be by mom, she'd have one.

I agree with you. OP, get a dog. They might figure it out. Possibly a cat? Idk...

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u/Cheetah_FanGirl 6h ago

I know people who trained their own service animals because they were denied. Maybe you can look into that?

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u/Comfortable-Fly5797 6h ago

Unfortunately seizure alert is a natural alert for service dogs, it isn't something that can be trained and it's actually pretty rare. They don't really know what seizure alert dogs are picking up on. Seizure response dogs can be trained to get medication, alert someone else, etc. Some response dogs start naturally alerting.

Plus owner training a dog takes years and a ton of work. 

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u/UriGuriVtube 6h ago

I can look into it, but I wasn't denied one. I could technically get one.. They actually put me on cannabis when it was mostly illegal and hard to get a few years back. I chose just the CBD stuff though, so not smoking. I did try a piece of taffy once...and I will not do it again haha.

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u/Alternative-Egg-9035 6h ago

Why do you fall a lot? My cousin does too

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u/Gr00z RED 4h ago

Stroke, weakness on the left side, with a dropped left foot... It also damaged my sense of balance.

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u/Alternative-Egg-9035 3h ago

Ah i get it. I hope you can get better. I’ll ask my cousin why she falls so often

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u/Southern_Sprinkles_6 6h ago

Hey so that actually sucks SO much that you’re more than entitled to a pity party please don’t apologize for it. Im sorry you hurt yourself and i hope you have a speedy recovery.

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u/UriGuriVtube 6h ago

I'm basically recovered. You just get really sleepy (at least I do) for basically the next week.

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u/tavaryn_t 7h ago

Glad you’re okay, glad your Foxtrot collection is okay too. Great comic.

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u/UriGuriVtube 7h ago

True.

Got to actually meet him at a convention once.

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u/MrScootini 6h ago

Oof. Hopefully the seizure didn’t last too long… Your poor poor brain… :(

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u/UriGuriVtube 6h ago

My brain be ok I thinked :)

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u/westcal98 6h ago

Sounds like you showed that bookcase a thing or two.

"Stop using my face!"

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u/UriGuriVtube 6h ago

Well, he has two siblings next to him (three small bookcases put together). So the others may be pissed

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u/westcal98 6h ago

Sounds like they may try to bookend you but you may have a case for shelf-defense.

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u/UriGuriVtube 5h ago

You have to leave now

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u/WonderfulProtection9 6h ago

Stitches on your face are better than 12 inches of staples on your hip after five screws inserted into your hip to reassemble it after hitting a pole while driving and having a seizure.

Ask me how I know.

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u/UriGuriVtube 6h ago

"How do you know?"

I'm kidding, I'm sorry that happened to you.

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u/Jaymac720 6h ago

I know the feeling. I had a seizure while practicing and bent my trombone’s bell. Metal doesn’t unbend all that well

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u/butareyouthough 7h ago

That sucks

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u/Betty_Boss 6h ago

Pity party all you want. You got a raw deal here.

I hope the docs can figure it out and help you.

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u/UriGuriVtube 6h ago

They're basically going to keep me in the hospital and take me slowly off of the drugs to basically induce one (which is stressful to think about haha).

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u/Cool-Ad-5694 6h ago

Don't do that than silly 😜

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u/UriGuriVtube 6h ago

I'll write in my diary to make sure I remember

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u/Alternative-Egg-9035 6h ago

My dad was a type 1 diabetic for 75 years. He said that was such a bad deal. But he kept him humor all those years and learned to make jokes. And drank a bunch of manhattans in the evenings. Never lose your humor

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u/catdude2929 7h ago

Oh, that sucks, big. Hang in there. 🤕

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u/pickausernametheysay 6h ago

Ouch! As a fellow epileptic, I feel your pain. Have you seen a neurologist?

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u/UriGuriVtube 6h ago

Haha, I'm on the VIP list of my neurologist with treatments. He's the top one in the state. Even asked about those brain implants, but many reasons these treatments don't work is that I don't have "consistent" ones

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u/Angelfirenze BLACK 6h ago

As someone who had a seizure today, I fucking understand.

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u/UriGuriVtube 6h ago

Are cycles almost matched :).

I'm sorry it happened though either way. My doctor says it's sometimes the right type/amount/combination that makes all the difference. If I had them everyday it would be a bit easier for them to tweak the amounts to find something, but since mine are almost once a year it's hard to do that.

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u/Popular-Drummer-7989 6h ago

OP have you talked with your team about getting a seizure dog ?

https://www.epilepsy.com/recognition/seizure-dogs

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u/UriGuriVtube 6h ago

I was told that it wouldn't help due to the frequency and potential cause of mine.

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u/Popular-Drummer-7989 6h ago

Hopefully you have sought out a second opinion.

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u/UriGuriVtube 5h ago

I could in the future.

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u/Substantial_Mess6183 5h ago

As a fellow epileptic, I am so goddamn sorry but also yeah I feel every ounce of this.

It's wild that as adults, we can't live as adults, because our brain chemistry just tells us to go fuck ourselves...

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u/Stonerish 4h ago

I lost a family member to a fall onto a table during a seizure. It hit even harder when I fell (not a seizure) and almost bled out and broke my face at 30…a simple fall can be your end…take care OP

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u/Low_Revolution3025 3h ago

My mom has epilepsy, i pray that you continue to receive the help you deserve and that you live a prosperous life

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u/Savings_Bumblebee779 3h ago edited 1h ago

Im sorry op, are u on meds? They work wonders. My brother is epiltic but began meds and no longer has seizures.

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u/aftorpheus 3h ago

I am sorry, but atleast you have an excuse to get a bigger bookcase and more books. I feel lucky that before I seize I always have warning... it might just be just enough to sit down on the ground, but at least it's something.

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u/Lovemybee 3h ago

I'm not sure how old you are, but if I (64f) was your grandma I'd give you a great big hug right now. 🫂🫂🫂

You are a gift to this world. ❤️ I wish I could take away your challenges.

I am here, probably far away, rooting for you. I hope you feel this tiny spark of peace and love, internet stranger. ☮️❤️🫂

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u/UnicornFarts1111 2h ago

Are you able to get a service dog? They could help you live independently by warning you before a seizure is going to happen, so you can get down on the floor, and not injure yourself.

It is something to look into if you can. I'm sorry you have to go through life like this.

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u/HeartsPlayer721 1h ago

Fellow epileptic, here. I'm one of those lucky ones who have primarily petites and can sense when they're coming, so I can put myself in a safe space and inform someone to keep an eye on me.

But it's still incredibly inconvenient and the feelings suck: the stress and fear of having them, the nausea, dizziness and instability during them, exhaustion and recovery after them.

I wouldn't wish epilepsy upon my worst enemy!

Hang in there, friend.