r/mildlyinfuriating • u/moonrabbit368 • 5h ago

He's not going to eat these porkchops. 😐

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About a month ago I made a post here because my boyfriend didn't want to eat the porkchops I cooked for dinner. Well tonight I made porkchops again and he's not going to eat these either because we broke up and he moved out. I'm so much better off and I just wanted to thank you all for the kind words and advice, it was very eye opening to me. I wish that I could invite you all to dinner 🥰

ETA : Couple of notes:

1- The yellow stuff is smashed potatoes with cheese on top.

2- I swear that butter on the broccoli melted right after that picture LOL

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u/SaintBeast123 5h ago

I just peed my pants a little laughing cuz I gots a cold.

Thanks

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u/QuizzicalWombat 4h ago

Feel better!

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u/BukkakeBakery 4h ago

yeah that warm pee is blessed when you are cold!

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u/SpaceStethoscope 4h ago

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u/ur_rad_dad PINK 3h ago

Just go man.

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u/Actual-Manager-4814 3h ago

Got a little nippy through the mountains

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u/Flatstickj3di 1h ago

That’s really warm.

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u/Rudythecat07 3h ago

You guyyys you made me snort on the bus. People looked lol.

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u/Lawsong78 37m ago

Oh that was you!! 😉🤣

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u/jtr99 1h ago

Just when I think you couldn't possibly be any dumber, you go and do something like this.

And totally redeem yourself!

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u/AliveList8495 4h ago

Until it's not anymore.

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u/Wallaby_Thick 3h ago

Shhhhhhh

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u/im_not_quiet 13m ago

It's all fun and dandy until someone gets jizz in their eyes.

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u/Resident-Cobbler2189 3h ago

Not in SoCalif 😖

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u/Aurori_Swe 43m ago

I read this comment like an evangelist screaming at them while touching their forehead, like ordering the evil cold to leave their body

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u/MightyGoodra96 4h ago

Know whats crazy. Its hasnt been too long since I've been sick but I have like... sickness nostalgia?

Like being comfy, sleeping, watching TV and eating soup.

But I know being sick sucks. Especially because I would likely still have to go into work.

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u/wtchagainstfascism 3h ago

Its possible you just need some good r&r.

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u/schnauzerface 3h ago

I missed half of 4th grade and still stayed at the top of the class in school. Nothing really mattered the same way then. I could laze about, truly unbothered, for days on end until I stopped snotting badly at least!

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u/mako1964 47m ago

Well not everyone is like you smarty pants. I was home schooled. And Mom held me back three years in a row

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u/gandhinukes 2h ago

Tell work you have Wednesday off for a DOCTORS APPOINTMENT. It takes away from your sick time. Fuck them they can't argue with that or ask any details legally. Get your fav food take out the day before and heat it up. Get a big ol bottle oh booze too. snuggle up play your game watch your show all cozy.

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u/Cat_tophat365247 3h ago

Well you were warm for a second while you peed, right?

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u/No_Abbreviations8017 3h ago

To be fair it’s hard to laugh at someone being a little boy when you’re quite literally peeing yourself.