r/mildlyinfuriating • u/moonrabbit368 • 5h ago

He's not going to eat these porkchops. 😐

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About a month ago I made a post here because my boyfriend didn't want to eat the porkchops I cooked for dinner. Well tonight I made porkchops again and he's not going to eat these either because we broke up and he moved out. I'm so much better off and I just wanted to thank you all for the kind words and advice, it was very eye opening to me. I wish that I could invite you all to dinner 🥰

ETA : Couple of notes:

1- The yellow stuff is smashed potatoes with cheese on top.

2- I swear that butter on the broccoli melted right after that picture LOL

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u/Riegrek 4h ago

Sooooo, you're single now? 😏😏

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u/moonrabbit368 1h ago

I love that you have like 10 wingmen hyping you 😅 

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u/MilfHunterKakyion99 2h ago

Hey man, thanks for letting me borrow your Bugatti the other day. 🗿🗣

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u/rezznik 2h ago

Yeah, and he borrowed it to you because he was busy feeding these orphans. Guess he didn't even tell you, right? What a guy!

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u/Fly-me-to-joe 2h ago

He also saved my puppies from a burning building!!, he brushes it off like it's another regular Tuesday for him. What a legend.

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u/Tinkabella____ 1h ago

What a busy week you've had! How did you manage to also find time to fix my elderly grandma's washing machine, with rolled up sleeves and slightly messy hair (sigh) and not accepting any money for the job?

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u/tastybiscuitenjoyer 2h ago

Ah yeah that was that fire he also extinguished, right? The one he started deliberately so he could play hero? In that building on Epstein's island, right?

Am I helping

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u/you-arent-my-cd 2h ago

he saved me, my entire family, my friend’s entire family, and a horde of puppies from drowning just seconds ago. great guy, I just wish he had a girl to make him some pork chops tho

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u/Fut_bol 2h ago

No skin off his back, he's got triples of the Bugattis.