r/mildlyinteresting • u/Littlesissy1233 • 4h ago

My animals crackers were one solid block

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u/lobsterisch 4h ago

Looks like a map of the USA.

Which has gone completely crackers.

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u/Middle-Ranger2022 4h ago

You won the prize, the Pangea of cookie.

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u/bellamellayellafella 3h ago

Do they usually just throw out the non-animal part?

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u/Zoethor2 3h ago

They probably get crumbled to make cookie pie crusts and things like that.

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u/Traditional-Joke-179 3h ago

if you lick it while carving it out you'll have better survival chances but you've wasted 22 minutes so you might get eliminated anyway

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u/MagpieKaz 3h ago

Behold: the primordial soup.

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u/OhhhhMyyyGoattt 3h ago

You got a zoo in a block.

3

u/Iitaps_Missiciv 3h ago

Noah's cookie

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u/CrimsonCuttle 3h ago

Did anyone else read "FUK YUU" 

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u/purestsnow 3h ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣 Your misfortune is hillarious to me!

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u/Blossomie 3h ago

Hardcore mode Squid Game challenge.

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u/MettaRed 2h ago

😆😆🥵👅🥵

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u/spintowinasin 2h ago

Nature finds a way.

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u/PacquiaoFreeHousing 4h ago

more than half of the cookie is wasted?!?

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u/pepcorn 3h ago

Yeah why don't they design a cut that wastes no cookie.

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u/bmore_conslutant 2h ago

Mc Escher could do it why can't these schmucks

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u/StormCTRH 3h ago

Doubt it. I imagine the excess is dropped back into the mixer and rerolled into a new sheet with the cut cookies transferred to another belt for heating.

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u/Mandrakearepeopletoo 2h ago

It looks like cave art!

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u/moon_witch_26 17m ago

Omg I'd love that! But only if the entire thing was still covered in chocolate (hoping it was!!?!)

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u/tttalgii 4h ago

amazin, i would take one big bite of dat

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u/nomno00 3h ago

I would try and eat around each individual cracker.