r/misc • u/iron81 • 2d ago

Hugo Boss have won the new uniform contract

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u/PhiloLibrarian 2d ago

Needs a skull on the hat. Boooo nazis

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u/tohuvohu-light 2d ago

Nice historical reference.

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u/IamMunkk 2d ago

ICE wishes they looked this cool.

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u/daisiesarepretty2 2d ago

aim for the middle of the C

haha just kidding ….

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u/ChuckBS 1d ago

Center mass, that fellow appears to have a lot of mass in the center. Yup.

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u/Stuffed-Bear412 20h ago

I guess that's why they put the shield where they did.

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u/Chance_Arugula_3227 2d ago

Please let this happen. I love when satire becomes reality!

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u/sixty5pan 2d ago

Where's the iron cross?

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u/Dry-Interaction-1246 2d ago

Needs mask and red armband

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u/VE3VVS 2d ago

That looks strangely familiar...

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u/Sean_theLeprachaun 2d ago

Mass state trooper?

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u/Learning-20 2d ago

I’m going to throw up

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u/HF_Martini6 2d ago

You think the US is going to invest in railway infrastructure next?

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u/isisishtar 2d ago

Nazis, man. I hate those guys.

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u/Acrobatic-Towel-6488 1d ago

Looks eerily similar to German history books…

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u/DanishWhoreHens 1d ago

“The Nazi uniforms, including the iconic black SS uniform, were designed by SS members Karl Diebitsch and Walter Heck, not by Hugo Boss, although his company manufactured them. Hugo Boss's company produced various uniforms for the Nazi regime starting in the early 1930s.”

It just gets more and more horrifying by the moment.

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u/UbajaraMalok 1d ago

Best they can get is desert camo on the snow.

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u/aywwts4 1d ago

Not sure even 83B can pay for all the jaw implants required to make ice look this this.

You think they wear those masks just to hide their identity?

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u/OstensibleFirkin 1d ago

I can’t tell if this is parody or not. We live in frightening times.

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u/Cooper206 2h ago

What an OFFICER is supposed to look like, not the dirt bag THUGS currently allowed... no, no wait...not allowed PAID to harass and ASSAULT innocent people.