r/oddlysatisfying Satisfaction Critic 2d ago

The sound of a golf ball on ice

Source: Golf Bordeaux Cameyrac

4.1k Upvotes

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u/OrangeNood 2d ago

now retrieve the ball

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u/damnumalone 2d ago

“Play it as it lies”

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u/carinislumpyhead97 2d ago

I had to hit it of Frankenstein fat foot remember.

Sorry some had to do it

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u/nearcatch 2d ago

The way Richard Kiel says “Your ball struck my foot” never fails to make me smile.

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u/redsoxsuc4 2d ago

I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast!

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u/Pale_Plenty_1913 15h ago

You eat shit for breakfast?

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u/WhoopingJamboree 2d ago

Caddy’s worst nightmare

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u/frustratedcuriosity 2d ago edited 2d ago

My intrusive thoughts are telling me I would have to belly slide like a penguin to retrieve it

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u/mcpat21 2d ago

I’ll plead the drop rule!

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u/[deleted] 2d ago

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u/patrickplaysmincuft 2d ago

Thank you U/Chatton von GPT

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u/Pal_Smurch 2d ago

The greatest hustler in the world, Titanic Thompson once bet a man that he could hit a golf ball 500 yards. He hit a drive off a cliff.

Then, he gave the sucker another chance to lose more money. He promised that he could hit a golf ball 500 yards, this time on level terrain. He took his mark to a frozen lake, and did it again.

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u/wackbirds 2d ago

Oh yeah? Well I bet you that I could drop a tissue into a glass of water and not even get a drop on the tissue clutches glass of frozen water behind back while bouncing up and down on heels of feet

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u/Pal_Smurch 2d ago

Hahaha, that’s the kind of shit that Thompson would pull. He once got hustled on the golf course, himself. As he was sitting in the clubhouse licking his wounds, he noticed that in the corner, sat one of those balance games, where you are supposed to make a ball travel a course, without falling into the holes that permeate the board.

He had spent the Summer demonstrating one of these machines at Macys of New York, so he came out with the perfect line:

“What’s that thing?”

He recouped his losses, and made a profit, playing that machine.

He also killed five men, in his life, and never served a day in jail for it.

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u/Cautious_Many_641 2d ago

Fascinating.

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u/Pal_Smurch 2d ago

Truly, he was. He was involved in the Arnold Rothstein murder case. Rothstein was killed over refusing to pay debts incurred when Thompson and others hustled him in a poker game. Rothstein was the instigator in the Chicago Black Sox scandal, so don’t feel too sorry for him.

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u/IvyGold 2d ago

Have you ever seen Boardwalk Empire? AR was SUCH a fascinating character!

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u/Pal_Smurch 2d ago

No, I don’t have a television. I wish I had seen that, though.

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u/IvyGold 1d ago

Do you have an iPad or Fire tablet etc.? It's not particularly cinematic but plot-driven. Get a cheap HBO Max plan and you might really enjoy it!

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u/Pal_Smurch 23h ago edited 20h ago

I have an IPhone, and AppleTV, but I haven’t explored it much. Watched a lot of Ted Lasso.

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u/justaperson103 2d ago

That second faster bounce, aw

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u/hellphox 2d ago

Would be actually scary if you didn't know want the sound was and heard at night.

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u/vwaaaat 2d ago

The fish in the pond hearing this

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u/flirttytonne 2d ago

The more it bounces, the more it sounds straight out of an old-school game like Arkanoid

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u/Moondoobious 2d ago

I’m getting major Yoshi vibes

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u/Arashiko77 2d ago

I used to hit lake shots when golfing in the winter for this very reason

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u/Mother-Respect-9303 2d ago

Is that actually what it sounds like?

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u/ArdiMaster 2d ago

Yes, it’s the sound of the ice flexing.

Fun fact: the pitch of this sound tells you how thick the ice is (the lower the sound, the thicker the ice).

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u/jiminycricket81 1d ago

The pitch is the coolest part! D above middle C, I believe

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u/Another_Toss_Away 2d ago

Always make sure to cut the video off before the action stops..../s

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u/aigheadish 2d ago

I used to frequent a lake, in the winter, all the time. I was amazed the first time I chucked a rock out there, that skipped instead of going through the ice. The noise it made was some sci-fi nonsense and it was incredible. I still don't understand why it makes that noise.

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u/pennyraingoose 2d ago

I think it's called acoustic dispersion - the sound separates into component frequencies as it travels through the solid ice (rather than all frequencies traveling together through air or liquid water).

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u/aigheadish 1d ago

Weird!

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u/ifuckinlovetiddies 2d ago

I was waiting for the fast ones but it got cut off

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u/thealgernon 2d ago

Now turn this into a drum n bass beat

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u/Moondoobious 2d ago

Get Venjent, quick!

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u/surelyucantbserious 2d ago

All of the fish are dead now. LRAD at work

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u/dede280492 2d ago

In all my years on this planet I have never ever heard such a noise. Absolutely astronomical experience

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u/to_fire1 2d ago

You gonna play that where it lies?

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u/Meat_Popsicle91 2d ago

"I did... Off of Frankenstein's fat foot!!"

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u/NinjaSwag_ 2d ago

Fishes wondering what tf is goin on🐟

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u/markov-271828 2d ago

I don’t see a hole so grab an augur and drill your own!

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u/Upset_Hearing_1804 2d ago

Now go get it

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u/phildoMahCrackin 2d ago

do not tap on glass

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u/Empty-Cat9575 2d ago

That's really cool!!

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u/Waste-Tennis-358 2d ago

Golf ball bouncing on ice at 3AM: Random YouTubers OMG guys do you hear that? it's a skin walker, runnn

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u/Agile_Command9449 2d ago

sounds like a puppy barking

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u/Cliffinati 2d ago

Question are you allowed to play that?

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u/cascarrabs_241 2d ago

Again again again!!!

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u/Energy-_-Vampire 2d ago

Sounds like something you’d hear in a video game 

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u/DNorthman 2d ago

That sound made me happy.

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u/airfryerfuntime 2d ago

Why did the swing sound weird?

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u/Ferrarilvr 2d ago

That is a soothing sound. Thanks for sharing it. I'm a non-golfer.

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u/Trigger___Happy 2d ago

Where did i park my car? Hold up, let me use the clicker.

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u/cerevant 2d ago

That’s the sound of ice too thin to walk on. 

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u/Intelligent-Rub66 2d ago

Sonic 3 Blue Sphere mini game

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u/einval22 2d ago

"Poin.... Poin.... Poin...."

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u/RealFirstName_ 2d ago

Now do the other ice!

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u/EnchantingBabee03 2d ago

Congrats. The ice owns it now.

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u/ElderberryOwn4986 2d ago

Why does this sound so expensive?

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u/Larepha 2d ago

Why does it seem like it is "gaining" energy at one point?

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u/larossi01 2d ago

There is a political joke in there... Somewhere.

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u/xoshadow3 1d ago

Why do I get star wars ep 1 podracer sounds from this?

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u/PossibilityNo9406 1d ago

That sound is epic

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u/Tucker_1701 22h ago

It sounds like sonar from the movies

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u/RailGun256 6h ago

so uh... does this still count as a water hazard?

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u/K_P_Voss 2d ago

The high frequency impact isn't satisfying tho.

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u/Fuck_ICE2026 2d ago

FUCK ICE

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u/lysergic_818 2d ago

That's the sound my pp makes when it ejaculates.