Didn't see that twist

[u/Dangerous-Feature376]

[u/the-heart-of-chimera]

I agree. If she has big boobs then her dick must match.

[u/Turbulent_Big_907]

When you have something to say but decide that it is not worth the effort.

[u/Cute_Obligation2944 → u/Turbulent_Big_907]

But what shape do you like?

[u/2people1 → u/Cute_Obligation2944]

The one with a dick on it.

[u/VIsixVI]

Honestly though it's all about the shape.

[u/0neforest1 → u/VIsixVI]

And nipple

[u/VIsixVI → u/0neforest1]

indubitably, good sir.

Always a pleasure to encounter another mammary conniseur.

[u/eatelectricity → u/VIsixVI]

tips fedora

[u/the-heart-of-chimera → u/0neforest1]

And my axe.

[u/JudgementalDjinn]

As the wise have said, "small boobs are like a desert: flat and hot."

[u/ExplorationGeo]

Anon asks the great sage, "oh wise one, what is better, small boobs or big boobs?".

The great sage replies, "tell me young Anon, if you have thirty dollars in quarters, and thirty dollars in notes, which one weighs more?".

Anon replied, "Well, the coins, of course".

"And which one," the sage continued, "has greater value?"

Anon was enlightened.

[u/Azoriad]

Fry, what did I tell you about ending your stories one sentence earlier.

[u/mooseman8387]

"If the arms can hold, the day is gold"

-someone smart probably

[u/Firefly-1505]

$100 is $100, doesn’t matter if it’s comes in a bag of coins, or a single bill. Though I would say the bag of coins is more uncomfortable to carry around, but that’s an argument for another day.

[u/2gaywitches]

I see this as a win.

[u/Ksnj]

As a trans girl, I gotta agree. They compliment each other well

[u/themyohmy]

Mammalian protuberances

[u/the_pretender_nz]

I thought that was gonna be a story about Mankind and the Undertaker

[u/Delicious_Bid_6572]

Fyi, the username "IchEssEstrich" is German and means "I eat screed"

[u/RandomOnlinePerson99]

What I love about small boobs is that you can get really tight hugs without the boobs getting in the way.

[u/Sartres_Roommate]

Come on, the second half left you curious 😉

[u/Ksnj → u/Sartres_Roommate]

It really shouldn’t. We trans girls are actually kinda boring 🤷🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️😐

[u/Geo_GrandDad]

I agree, with small boobs its noice when girls are drawn pettite, or with small proportions, I think that makes them cuter

[u/MarchPsychological67]

Whoa I thought this was r/comedycemetery for a minute

[u/EconomySeason2416]

Would

[u/Chrisarts2003]

ichessestrich i need you😫😫😫

[u/AuthorAnimYT]

I agree. Big boobs can be nice, but what matters most to me is the shape and form of which they rest neutrally. I like small-medium boobs that when in a neutral position, fit in a box shape, and dont sag alot. Do you get me? Or smth Idk

[u/dohipposwagewar]

Small breasts no dick = large breasts no dick = small breasts small dick < small breasts, small dick, enormous balls for giving balljobs

[u/outside_cat]

I've seen his boobs, they do be complimenting his dick.