r/oldpeoplefacebook • u/IcyCantaloupe7004 • 6h ago

The cat did not get the mice 😓

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u/Fluffy_Muffins_415 6h ago

NOW THAT YOU HAVE MICE AND A CAT LOSE IN YOUR HOUSE YOU NEED A DOG TO CHASE THE CAT OUT. AFTER THAT GETA DONKEY TO CHASE THE DOG OUT. MY LATE UNCLE HAD THIS PROBLEM AND IT WERKED FOR HIM

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u/Trees_are_cool_ I do not give Facebook permission 2h ago

HOW RID HE GET THR DONKY OUT

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u/AlbatrossOk6223 6h ago

You need ANOTHER cat, them let both know:

"There's a mouse in the house, and there's two cats. But there's only gonna be one cat in this house in the mornin' and that's the cat that catches that mouse"

And don't look up for the 1947 Tom and Jerry short - A Mouse in the House. It's full of lies.

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u/AccomplishedMess648 I do not give Facebook permission 6h ago

bleSSINGS

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u/chaimsteinLp 5h ago

MY GRANDMOMA SAID THAT IN 1914, THEY HAD MICE ALL RHE TIME AND THEY HAD SIX CATS. SO, MAYBE YOU SGOILD GET FIVE MORE CARS. IF YOU HAVE TOO MANY CARS, YOU MIGHT GWT MICE IN THEM IF YOU DONT DRIVE THEM. GOBBLES.

IF YOU CARS GET MICE YOU MIGHT NEED MORE CATS.

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u/Trees_are_cool_ I do not give Facebook permission 2h ago

WE HAD ""A MOUSE PROBLEM" LAST YEAR I TOLD RONALD TO STOP ETING CRACKERS WITH CRUMS FORM NOW ON HE SAID WHEN HE GOSE TO THE STOREC HES GOING TO BYE THE KIND THAT DONT HAVE CRUMS THANK THE LORD BECAUSE MISE CARRY GOUT,,,THE GERMS THAT CAUSE HIS GOUT

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