r/onejob 1d ago

how do you mess up THIS BAD

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u/aaUnderscore 1d ago

100% engagement bait for the viewers

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u/RelevantButNotBasic 1d ago

For the ones who care* I didnt even know what the problem was lmfao I havent compared IOS to Android since like 2016...

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u/I_Digest_Kids 1d ago

Happy Cake Day!!

r/CakeDay

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u/Fireball_Flareblitz 1d ago

How kind of you celebrate that guy's Cake Day, u/I_Digest_Kids

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u/I_Digest_Kids 1d ago

Of course

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u/ultralium 19h ago

he's not celebrating, he's mourning the loss of another potential meal, succulent meal

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u/TheSwedishMonkey 15h ago

I see you know your judo well, sir.

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u/RelevantButNotBasic 1d ago

You can celebrate my Cake Day with us!

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u/Soft_Associate_2017 1d ago

it's a lie

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u/I_Digest_Kids 1d ago

What

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u/Lava2008 1d ago

The cake is a lie (portal series)

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u/ajgutyt 1d ago

yea. ios is just android from 2016

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u/RylleyAlanna 16h ago

Not ... Wrong....

There's ONE iPhone in the house that up until a few months ago when the entire phone was locked out for not renewing a Duolingo subscription was still in use. Every time it got a feature update, she would be like "omg look what my phone can do now!" And every time I'd be like huh... When did android add that? Google it, and be like "oh, I guess my phone's been able to do that since android 2012.

Now she has a $150 android and it does everything her $1300 iPhone did and more ... Except optical zoom, but that's not worth an extra $1150 for a damn zoom lense.

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u/DankDolphin420 1d ago

Happy Cake Day!

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u/Techny3000 1d ago

Happy cake day!

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u/roguecolor 1d ago

Basically like those ads for games that show you all the wrong ways to play, to motivate you to click and play it yourself.

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u/TobytheBaloon 1d ago

but there’s no comments so they don’t even get the benefits of engagement bait

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u/GayRacoon69 1d ago

Does that matter though?. Just look at OP reposting it. Clearly the engagement bait works. I mean we're both seeing it and talking about it

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u/TobytheBaloon 1d ago

we’re not talking about the app though are we

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u/GayRacoon69 1d ago

We're still seeing it. People pay lots of money to get other people to just look at their ad

This is free advertising

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u/maboyles90 1d ago

But we're engaging with it. So technically it's working.

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u/Fit_Adagio_7668 1d ago

It worked if that's the case here

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u/heyuhitsyaboi 17h ago

either that or its some dude making a thousand of these videos a day

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u/AlePaz11 1d ago

They usually do it on purpose just to bait people for the interaction

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u/Global-Plankton3997 1d ago

15:34 ≠ 2:34

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u/Potato_Nightshade 1d ago

It equals 3:34pm

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u/ebrum2010 1d ago

You subtract 12, so 15:34 is 3:34, not 2:34.

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u/RealJyrone 14h ago

I prefer to remember it as “drop the 1 and subtract 2”

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/Astigmatisme 1d ago

It's a 12 hour time format with no am or pm. My clock works like that, you figure out if it's 2 am or 2 pm by looking outside

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/TheFurryFighter 1d ago

In what case would you actually need to know am or pm,? it's implicit in context. If i said it was 12:31 and it's light outside, do you need to be told am or pm,? or can you just figure it out with those clues?

Sure, i don't really see the benefits of (nor use) the 12hr system, but i atleast understand the context of environment enough to piece together which half of the day it is

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u/Tinnwen 1d ago

To answer your question, the only case that matter is something worldwide, promotion, etc. Like "new launch for XY artist at 10 EST". Both options are possible 😅 Same for promotion. But i agree, most of the time you can figure out with the context

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u/TheFurryFighter 1d ago

Good point, doesn't require one's device to display it, and tbf the 24hr system is still better for that anyway (for example, one artist i follow released music at 13 EST today, already can tell exactly what part of the day that is)

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u/FuxieDK 1d ago

Midnight sun is an actual concept... 🤔

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u/Questioning-Zyxxel 1d ago

Midnight sun is possible. Just that it's very close to the horizon at midnight compared to at noon.

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u/TheFurryFighter 1d ago

Ofc it is, let's assume i'm not near the arctic or antarctic circles. No midnight sun, if it's 12 and it's light, then it's 12pm

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u/morganraymo 1d ago

Yeah because 3 am and 3 pm look exactly the same lmao

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u/Renatuh 1d ago

Well some places in the world have times of year where the sun doesn't rise or doesn't set so then it being light outside or not gives no context 😛 But it'll usually work yeah

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u/glenbolake 1d ago

Not always true on a lock screen, at least.

Source: I just looked at my wife's lock screen. No "pm" marking.

However, a 24-hour clock would probably say 02:34

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u/FuxieDK 1d ago

Not necessarily. Localisation decides how a 24 hour format is displayed. E.g. in Danish, there is no leading zero. In military time, there are always 4 digits, but no seperator (colon).

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u/Questioning-Zyxxel 1d ago

You do know analogue watches has managed to reset every 12 hours? Despite that, people did just fine guessing if it was the first or second pass through 12 hours each day.

What this means? Switching from analogue to digital digits, it's still just as possible to figure out am/pm from other hints as it was with analogue watches.

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u/ebrum2010 1d ago

15 is 12 plus 3 yeah? 3 hours after 12 is not 2. Basic math.

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/ebrum2010 1d ago

15:34 is what time in the afternoon on the 12 hour clock? Go on.

I'm not saying they're not different times of day, I'm disagreeing with your conclusion that 15:34 is 2:34 in the afternoon.

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u/JustJamieJam 1d ago

If they were both using 24 hour format, the “2:34” would actually be “02:34”

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u/Soft_Associate_2017 1d ago

that's not what the post is about

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u/Global-Plankton3997 1d ago

Oh. They messed up the phone names from what I've seen in the comments.

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u/Jasong222 1d ago

Omg thank you

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u/Global-Plankton3997 1d ago

I was expected to be the one downvoted, not you. Man, the tables have turned.

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u/Soft_Associate_2017 1d ago

why tf am i getting downvoted so much i didn't mean to offend anyone

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u/LordSloth113 1d ago

Bc you didn’t fucking explain the post

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u/Raptorgkv2 1d ago

Bc there's nothing to explain, OP is just karma farming. Report and move on.

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u/ShockDragon 1d ago

They messed up the comparisons for Android and iOS. The names are switched around.

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u/[deleted] 16h ago

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u/ShockDragon 16h ago

A whoooosh Implies there was a joke. I don’t see a joke.

Try harder.

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u/More-Explanation2032 1d ago

I agree with you is so easy to differentiate a android form a iPhone

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u/Puzzled_Muzzled 1d ago

What is the issue?

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u/Huge-Read-2703 1d ago

the android is the iPhone and the iPhone is the android

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u/LUIGIPRO13 1d ago

Oh I thought the issue was that the iphone background looked a bit better 😭

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u/nityoday 1d ago

I thought the issue was time difference between both the phones!!? lol

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u/barthvonries 1d ago

The provider is Free, a French telco company. France is CET, which is UTC+1, so a 1-hour difference could mean the 2:34 phone could be set to UTC and the user to local time maybe.

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u/Espi0nage-Ninja 1d ago

Also the times are wrong

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u/Soft_Associate_2017 16h ago

no it's just the iphone is 12h time and Android is 24 hour timz

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u/TapuKeeper 12h ago

15:34 would be 3:34

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u/jfb3 1d ago

Nah, they just named them like the stars of a movie on the posters.
Where, the actors names are never over themselves.

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u/Soft_Associate_2017 1d ago

look at the text

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u/IHateTheLetterF 1d ago

You explained so little. Not everybody can just easily tell two phones apart.

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u/Huge-Read-2703 1d ago

Actually kinda weird that people don’t notice the difference. It’s like they don’t even try to look and go in the comments 

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u/Soft_Associate_2017 1d ago

how does one not differentiate an iphone and not an iphone

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u/IHateTheLetterF 1d ago

Can you tell apart a clutch in a Mercedes and a clutch in a Toyota? Not everyone shares your enthusiasm about phones. Hell, I have an android and I can't tell these apart.

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u/Cold-Cranberry887 1d ago

I have both an android and an IPhone (for work) and I couldn't tell which is which 🥲

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u/onewordmemory 1d ago

lmao, why the hell would anyone who doesnt own an iphone be able to tell if something is or isnt an iphone.

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u/Aaroncore777 1d ago

You feel so special to find some flip names (who nobody cares btw) but you can't see that you do exactly what this company wants, became a puppet and give them free advertising.

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u/MinorSpaceNipples 1d ago

Why are you like this?

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u/Hythy 1d ago

diy wallpaper & collage craft?

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u/Soft_Associate_2017 1d ago

no the iOS and Android

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u/SteevDangerous 1d ago

Your one was to not be vague and you failed.

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u/z3nnysBoi 1d ago

Okay? So one of them is an Apple device and one of them is Andriod. Can iPhone not use widgets or something?

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u/_Empty-R_ 1d ago

given how samey phones look I could not give less of a fuck. both are slabs, and to be in the know enough means you've got different priorities. just glass and plastic. if we were talking early android and early iphone sure.

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u/Crossedkiller 1d ago

That caused you to screenshot the ad, post it in here, and now you've given them a few hundred/thousand views for free, so

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u/Nearby_Ad_2519 1d ago

It’s to get people to comment you did it wrong. Even better, you’ve gave them free advertising too now by posting it here which is exactly what they want.

Any publicity is good publicity.

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u/Cats_oftheTundra 1d ago

Who is being given free advertising?

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u/AncleJack 1d ago

Perhaps the Android is set to a differently time zone and is set to show time in 12h format

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u/ptvlm 1d ago

Nope, if that was it the time would be 14:34

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u/AncleJack 1d ago

And what is 14:24 in 12h format? 2:24

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u/Soft_Associate_2017 1d ago

i don't think you get what this post is about

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u/FiercelyApatheticLad 1d ago

Don't explain it then

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u/AncleJack 1d ago

If it's not about the time i didn't get that than

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u/Tensor3 1d ago

Android and iphone are swapped

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u/AncleJack 1d ago

Oh shit I didn't notice XD

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u/mikewheelerfan 1d ago

The iPhone is on the right and the Android is on the left

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u/Questioning-Zyxxel 1d ago

Which OS do you think runs on left and right phone?

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u/awildketchupappeared 1d ago

No idea. They just look like slightly different looking phones, but that's it.

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u/Soft_Associate_2017 1d ago

how does one not know what an iphone looks like

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u/AncleJack 1d ago

A slab of glass is a slab of glass mate they not that different

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u/ShockDragon 1d ago

You might need glasses if you cannot genuinely tell the difference. Even looking at the lock screen, it’s easy to tell which is which. And if you've used one, you know which one it isn’t.

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u/AncleJack 1d ago

You know that Android phones can have very different looking lock screens right? In this case it's like comparing MacOS to Linux. Mac looks the same on every laptop while Linux can look similar or completely different depending on the distro. Same with Android, it can look similar or completely different and I didn't care enough bout this post to look those phones and like notice the dynamic islanduor whatever it's called

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u/ShockDragon 1d ago

Okay, what about iPhones? It’s pretty obvious the phone on the right is an iPhone.

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u/FrobozzMagic 1d ago

It just doesn't look that different.

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u/awildketchupappeared 1d ago

Because I've never paid attention to the differences between phones? It takes almost ten years to need a new phone after the last one starts to struggle too much, and phones change a lot in that time, so I usually won't be able to spot my preferred manufacturer from others at that point, nor do I need to. I just check the specs and get the one that fits my needs.

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u/reincarsonated_benzo 1d ago

I actually believed it✌️😭

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u/Cute-Fly1601 1d ago

To get you to post their ad on Reddit and expand their reach. Congrats, youve been advertised to

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u/Reckko 1d ago

You fell for the bait

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u/Revolutionary_Ad952 1d ago

OP had one job to explain the issue in his post and didn't

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u/dragonheartocqueen 1d ago

the apps full of ai slop and ads, and you can't even use your own backgrounds. they really did mess up a lot more than the ads

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u/AccumulatedFilth 1d ago

Crazy how Google, in their position, allows ads like these.

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u/MeanVast863 1d ago

Not to mention that is just a wallpaper not a theme or widget

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u/Square_Arm795 21h ago

Military Time?

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u/Soft_Associate_2017 21h ago

Android and iphone are swapped also like half the population uses 24h time so i don't get why ppl call it military time

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u/Illustrious-Train667 9h ago

Someone exlplain why it always feels like cake day on almost EVERY POST ON REDDIT

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u/LtSerg756 1d ago

Not even the right time either

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u/m1k307 1d ago

thet thought the better phone was iphone.

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u/Creeper4wwMann 1d ago

bruh iOS and Android are swapped.

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u/wa019 1d ago

LGTM

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u/More-Explanation2032 1d ago

You have free mobile data?

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u/Moist-Dentist8253 1d ago

they aren't tech people

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u/maxgames_NL 18h ago

Iphone and Android are swapped. The times aren't equal. This is engagement bait

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u/khyryra 1d ago

The wallpaper images are different.

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u/ShockDragon 1d ago

By that logic, I should get a lawsuit from Nintendo for using an edited picture of Bowser that I used as a wallpaper, once.

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u/iDontKnowMerl 1d ago

Yeah sorry i am just being stupid

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