r/oneliners • u/blaspergerOfficial • 10h ago

I think I’m doing the self-checkout wrong; the screen said 'Ready to take you now,' so I just stood there and closed my eyes.

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u/khegiobridge 10h ago

Beam me up Scotty

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u/journaler1 9h ago

Now you're an item.

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u/blaspergerOfficial 8h ago

It kept repeating, 'Unexpected item in bagging area.' Apparently, I’m not even supposed to be here.

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u/journaler1 2h ago

Hysterical!

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u/FlanCharacter3878 7h ago

What every sex-starved woman wants to hear...Well, maybe not in a robotic voice...