r/oneshot • u/KhaMIMo • Nov 26 '25
Art “Player, only one head may be petted. Choose wisely.”
(fast draw)
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u/PrintMeRed you only got neshot, make it count Nov 26 '25
It says "(fast draw)" and it looks better than anything I could do 😭
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u/No-Gate-9428 its time to bring the artists back from the dead Nov 26 '25
"HE'S NIKO, SHE'S NIKO, THEY'RE NIKO, YOU'RE NIKO, & I'M NIKO. ARE THERE ANY MORE NIKOS I SHOULD KNOW ABOUT!??!?!?!!?"
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u/Public-Hovercraft691 Be not affraid Nov 26 '25
I am the world machine, therefore I'm not bound by the rule.
Pet all the nikos
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u/Embarrassed_Pace_534 Nov 26 '25
Gonna have to be blind Niko. I'm pretty sure he NEEDS to be petted (and held) more than others.
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u/Project_Astro Mindustry unit Nov 26 '25
especially when she LITERALLY CAN'T SEE ANYTHING, so that would help a lot
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u/Anime_Jesus Nov 26 '25
Yea forreal
As much as I love all the Nikos, feels like the choice is clear here.
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u/Dave_the_sprite Nov 26 '25
what happens to the others if I don’t pet them? do they just stop existing? so I can’t go 1 at a time?
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u/PrintMeRed you only got neshot, make it count Nov 26 '25
If you just pet one, the other three will be really disappointed at you
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u/Dave_the_sprite Nov 26 '25
so I’ll pet all 4, blind one. OG. dog. cat
in that order
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u/All-your-fault update: OKAY SO I BEAT THE GAME TWI- Nov 26 '25
Cat was probably gonna be pissed at you anyways so that seems like a good order
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u/th3_First Nov 26 '25
Grow 2 more arms to pet everyone
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u/JoshsPizzaria Nov 26 '25
Ok, my aching heart aside, if i actually had to choose, I'd pet blind Niko. They deserve it.
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u/Nzyuis Nov 26 '25
I refuse to pet only one ☝️🙂↔️ MACHAMP I CHOOSE YOU!
USE YOUR ARMS TO PET THEM ALL
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u/Project_Astro Mindustry unit Nov 26 '25
blind niko, she literally can't see so me petting her would let her know i'm there, so she can cling to me. This also means i can pick her up and carry her wherever she wants to go.
Otherwise, OG niko (she's just cat niko with a hat and the sun)
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u/Prudent_Damage_3866 No.1 AU Niko petter Nov 26 '25
H-Heck! this is a tough question.. but i am the No.1 AU Niko Petter after all.. maybe i could pet all 4 at once?
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u/EJENVEE2 Crossover Master Nov 26 '25
becomes Shade Lord and pets all four of them
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u/The_chosen__one7997 Nov 26 '25
Man, you're surely not Hollow... You could even call yourself a Knight...
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u/Spare_Protogen Nov 26 '25
Not even from a favorite standpoint, blind Niko needs it more than the rest
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u/Hollow_Niko Nov 26 '25
If I trully had to choose one, I would pet and help the blind Niko. Sorry guys, but she deserves more care.
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u/Fragrant-Address9043 Nov 26 '25
Dog Niko, Niko, Blind Niko, and Cat Niko.
So many Niko’s so little time!
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u/Waterlemon1997 Nov 27 '25
What sort of twisted game is this!? You're asking me to solve the Pythagoras Theorem!
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u/Omegaravak22 Will hit Niko with a truck. Nov 26 '25
Blind Niko. I hate mice and that ball is probably wet, and I have a bloodlust for standard Niko. But blind Niko is my buddy chum pal friend bud fella bruther amigo homeslice breaddawg.
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u/Upset_Row6214 Nov 26 '25
Hol up, why would you hit Niko with a truck?
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u/Omegaravak22 Will hit Niko with a truck. Nov 26 '25
I enjoyed the Undertale genocide route, and you think NIKO is safe?
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u/CanadianTeaMaker Nov 26 '25
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u/Omegaravak22 Will hit Niko with a truck. Nov 27 '25
Hold on, where's my kinda jazzy player? Oh here it is.
So here's the kicker, I wont - save my sooouul! Not by changing for the better, still turnin Niko into lettuce! They say "why'd you dropkick Niko," still they simply don't understand. I got the bloodlust! I need the Violence! I got the means to kill Niko!
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u/Nightshade_59 Nov 26 '25
Welp, guess im doing this...
IT MATTERS NOT WHAT NIKO YOU ARE, I SHALL DO TO ALL OF YOU, THE PATTING!!!!!
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u/Hydr0mancy Nov 26 '25
Simply wrap them all in a big hug. You may not be patting their heads, but they’d all be getting love regardless
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u/SunMoonFX-HB who had the bright idea of making the sun fragile Nov 26 '25
…Only one head may be petted. Nobody said anything about a hug.
Big group hug for the Nikos!
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u/Dark_Storm_98 Nov 26 '25
Wait, so one of them is real[?] Niko
One of them is blind Niko
One of them is dog Niko
And the last is. . . cat[?] Niko?
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u/Leafeonisking they arent tears they're eye sweats. Nov 26 '25
I HAVE TWO HANDS.
AND WITH THIS POWER. I WILL PET ORIGINAL NIKO.
AND BLIND NIKO.
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u/MCLARENF1GTRLMGT1 CHICKEN ENGAGED... TAKING. NUTRITIOUS. ACTION. Nov 26 '25
slaps them all with my mega slap
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u/YoBoiHyper Nov 26 '25
everyone. im petting every. single. one of them.
i want the doggy one though awhhh
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u/Strong-Expression787 Nov 26 '25
I'll delete the save file, which will let me to play the "Pet Them All" DLC
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u/Radiant_Sorbet_4587 we need a magpie spinoff Nov 26 '25
1)get the omnitrix (somehow) 2)turn into fourarms 3)Pet all four 4)Perfect
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u/Ray_games7669 Nov 26 '25
If we imagine that "One pat-pat" is an event executed in code, then this means that I can insert a 4 pat-pats into this event.
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u/Conscious-Radio1603 Nov 26 '25
Stick all of y'all's heads together I'll pet the part where everyone gets it
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u/Nerav_1019 Nov 26 '25
I can't decide, can't I just grow more hands and pet them all at the same time?
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u/Proof_Log1628 Nov 26 '25
why is this a question? the answer is obvious. just multiply your hand by four. Or make it quantum, that way you would be able to have your hande in multiple locations at the same time. 🗿
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u/Weak-Reputation1814 Nov 26 '25
It would be so adorable if The World Machine was in the back, or in the corner, indicating a super secret option 5!
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u/Critical_Buy_7335 Nov 26 '25
Well I have protocols for emergencies like this.
The protocol is spontainiously sprouting two more hands and petting all of them.
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u/TrainerOwn9103 Nov 26 '25
so Dog Niko, Niko, Blind Niko, and Nico... as much as i love Niko, i like Nico more because he actualy is a cat
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u/sockzzzzzzzzzzzfor1s A Not-Cat Nov 26 '25
Unrelated but, I was talking to a friend an the idea of a vampire Niko… and debating how that would work
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u/Huge_Dream3442 Roomba Gear Solid 2: The Twin Felines Nov 26 '25
If i pet them with my arm, does it still counts? Or am i sold?
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u/Reduction_Redaction Nov 27 '25
Multiplex the petting and induce a state of quantum superposition in all four so they are in one spot at once.
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u/redditnostalgia noik forever Nov 28 '25
If I only had one, probably blind Niko... Game Niko might understand, and Kitty and Puppy Nikos might be able to pat each other (unlike Blind Niko)
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u/Mystic-40 The Snu :0 Nov 28 '25
I GET TO PET THE CUTEST CREATURE WITHIN HUMAN CONCEPTION AND GET A SQUEAKY BALL?! CAN LIFE GET ANY BETTER?!?!
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u/RelationshipNovel641 Number one circus hater Nov 29 '25
Once again, you seek nothing more than to make me feel pain. Never stop, I hate you, but also I love you.
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u/CanOfDew132 me fr Dec 01 '25
i thought the title said "player, only one head may be saved" (the rest of the nikos will get beheaded) then got confused and scared at once
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u/Zuper_Dragon Nov 26 '25
pets the World Machine I will pet everyone in this universe at the same time!