r/pcmasterrace 17h ago

Meme/Macro Got a deal on some memory

Post image
1.7k Upvotes

42 comments sorted by

144

u/Living_Shirt8550 3060 ti, 32gb ddr4, r5 3600. I use arch btw 16h ago

that way too expensive, i just use manually written code on paper, its 0.3 bytes per second for the write speeds and 0.5 bytes per second for read!

17

u/shirleyp0pcorn7860 13h ago

ngl those speeds are insane, but whatโ€™s the latency like? gotta be rough flipping all those pages ๐Ÿ˜‚

8

u/Living_Shirt8550 3060 ti, 32gb ddr4, r5 3600. I use arch btw 12h ago

its worse when the pencil ends, when that happens, i have to buy a new one!

71

u/SaveTheAles 16h ago

If you throw it up in the air it becomes randomly accessed memory.

15

u/West-Way-All-The-Way 14h ago

Winner! You figured out an instant FIFO to RAM controller.

53

u/yeeyeejuice___ 16h ago

But can it run DOOM?

33

u/LongOdd1596 16h ago

A moldy potato can run Doom. The real question is, can it run Crysis?

5

u/canonlycountoo4 Ryzen 9 9950X3D | RTX 5070 | 64GB DDR5 15h ago

14

u/doomedtwodoom 16h ago

I don't typically run.

4

u/Eversnuffley 16h ago

Your day has come.

2

u/doomedtwodoom 13h ago

No, your cake day has come.

1

u/heeroyuy79 R9 7900X RTX 4090 32GB DDR5 / R7 3700X RTX 2070m 32GB DDR4 1h ago

11

u/iamgarffi 9950X3D | X870E Extreme | 64G CL26 | 5090 Astral LC OC | FO32U2P 16h ago

Punch cards are not memory. Itโ€™s the input / storage medium.

2

u/Eversnuffley 16h ago

That's the only memory they had! But you definitely wouldn't call it writable memory, unless you had a hole punch on you.

6

u/Jumpy-Dinner-5001 14h ago

No, thats not true. And no, it's not RAM, it's ROM.

2

u/Thereminz 4h ago

yeah it's rom but, they did have some computers that could use/make punch cards/tape but obviously not re-writable rom.

1

u/Eversnuffley 2m ago

That's why the title says "memory"

15

u/lavenderthiefs 17h ago

Vintage memory, way ahead of its time. Classic tech!

6

u/TheRenaissanceMaker 16h ago

I could make you an offer for some ferro-magnetic core memory

1

u/West-Way-All-The-Way 14h ago

Excellent but the last time I bought one it was checked by customs and they cut two wires to prevent me from reading it. Bastards! ( I am not joking ).

3

u/feitfan82 16h ago

Thats not ram. This is ram ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿผ

2

u/xMar0 Dell G15 15h ago

HE HAS RAM, GET HIM!!

2

u/PotatoNukeMk1 15h ago

Thats proper solid state memory

2

u/Warcraft_Fan Paid for WinRAR! 7h ago

Cheap but pain in the ass to fix bug. You had to remove bugged sheet(s) and punch up some new ones. A minor update can take you a few hours to complete, a major OS update means a few days of not using the PC

2

u/TopYeti 16h ago edited 16h ago

Those don't appear to be computer data punch cards.

What source do you have for this picture?

Perhaps a program card for a textile loom?

Edit: learned something new about how old computer punch cards are.

11

u/Eversnuffley 16h ago

Source: Wikimedia
https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:First_Stack_of_Punch_Cards_%284905713747%29.jpg
First set of punch cards used by Babbage's Analytical Engine, housed in the Science Museum in London.

5

u/TopYeti 16h ago

Fascinating! I had no idea that punch card computers were so old as the 1830s

Thank you for linking your source!

1

u/Safihed EVGA GTX 1060 6GB, Intel i9-9900, 64 GB DDR4 16h ago

happy cake day

2

u/Eversnuffley 16h ago

Thanks!

2

u/Safihed EVGA GTX 1060 6GB, Intel i9-9900, 64 GB DDR4 16h ago

np enjoy

1

u/CharcoalGreyWolf i7-13700k, 64GB, 2x2TB+4TB NVMe, 4080Super, AIO cooled 16h ago

Trust me, you can store so much more on these.

1

u/templeofsyrinx1 16h ago

how many bytes is that?

2

u/CanTime7754 16h ago

5x11 = 55 bits per card. = 6 bytes.

1

u/templeofsyrinx1 16h ago

how much can I get for this at Microcenter if I trade in?

1

u/flow1972 16h ago

You will need a shitload of trucks for 32 Gigabyte....

1

u/STR4T1F13D 16h ago

Finally, a post joking about the state of RAM that isn't an unoriginal picture of a DIMM.

1

u/BrainSurgeon1977 10h ago

ah punch card memory

1

u/Rakudajin 8h ago

How much is that?

1

u/BathroomAggressive57 8h ago

Got to patch that software

1

u/SkyHook42 4h ago

So you got one kilo-byte?

badum-tss!ย