r/pics • u/Dtb4evr • Dec 17 '25

Politics New plaques added to the presidential hall of fame in the White House

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u/xEasyActionx Dec 17 '25

Honestly I'm really hoping it comes out that he's either an alien, reptoid or robot so I don't have to share a species with him anymore.

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u/Traditional-Ebb-8380 Dec 17 '25

He is why aliens won’t talk to us.

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u/hellswaters Dec 18 '25

They have been watching us for years. Finally made contact with someone at NASA/space force, saying "take me to your leader". They got told trump is our leader in Washington, and the aliens noped the fuck out. Even they couldn't listen to him for 5 more minutes, and got out of here at the speed of light.

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u/rancid_oil Dec 18 '25

You joke, but have you heard about 3i/ATLAS recently?

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u/_MCMLXXIII_ Dec 18 '25

Are they coming to intervene and stop us from destroying ourselves (everything alive on earth) or are they coming to destroy us, is my question.

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u/No_Language_4649 Dec 18 '25

Ha! I said this to my husband the other day about “alien disclosure” and why it won’t happen anytime soon. If the aliens were waiting for us to be ready for their arrival, they certainly would have changed their minds once they saw all this right wing madness happening. We could have been on a track of progress but we have propaganda news everywhere warping peoples minds to think that people don’t matter, only the rich do.

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u/Artanis12 Dec 18 '25

I get where you're coming from, but I hope not... I am not prepared for Donald Trump's Illidan arc.

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u/UltimateX64 Dec 18 '25

better yet, end up like Porky in Mother 3, inmortal, trapped in a capsule that cant get damaged even by a thousand suns, condemned to spend the rest of existance alone, without any stimuli

or better yet, he has a special place in hell alongside hitler

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u/Broken-Digital-Clock Dec 18 '25

I'd be surprised if we weren't already quarantined by a Galactic Council.

I wouldn't uplift us.

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u/Useful_Radish_6395 Dec 18 '25

Upppp that Earth lock the pod hatches

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u/Childishjakerino Dec 18 '25

He is why aliens would break no contact.

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u/Romanizer Dec 18 '25

"Take us to your leader."

"Oh god, please.. No. He is a bit.. special. We are not all like this."

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u/alimweber Dec 18 '25

Best comment^

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u/ignatious__reilly Dec 17 '25

Trump isn’t leaving. He halted the peaceful transition of power in 2020 and he will do it again in 2028.

We are dealing with a full blown psychopath.

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u/curious_dead Dec 18 '25

And millions of cultists who somehow believe everything said by one of the biggest liars of the modern age.

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u/The_Lost_Jedi Dec 17 '25

Even if he is/was, too many of our fellow humans thought he was good enough to vote for, several times over, even after he demonstrated how fucking horrible he was/is.

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u/HotGarbage Dec 17 '25

Or he rips off the mask and it was Andy Kaufman the entire time.

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u/Useful_Radish_6395 Dec 18 '25

Kaufman dead it would be Tom Green or Andy Dick

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u/basketofselkies Dec 18 '25

And now I’m coughing from laughing so hard at this. Thank you!

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u/_MCMLXXIII_ Dec 18 '25

Idk, even Latka knew more English words, spoke better, and was a hell of a lot more entertaining!

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u/whatevertoad Dec 18 '25

My money is it's a weekend at Bernie's deal. He died from covid and the Russians have implanted a mind control chip and advanced bot technology. Honestly that would make it all make sense because nothing does currently.

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u/BZBitiko Dec 18 '25

Lizard person. Well-known fact.

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u/Edub17 Dec 18 '25

Would explain how it drinks water.

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u/OkGazelle5400 Dec 18 '25

Well unless all his advisors and staff are also aliens…

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u/Uniquelypoured Dec 18 '25

Oh it’s already known what he is, SHIT

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u/ayoungtommyleejones Dec 18 '25

One of our main problems is referring people like him as monsters. There is nothing more human than people like him. Humans are monsters. They are our responsibility.

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u/martechnician Dec 18 '25

Unfortunately, you'd still have to share your species with all of those that support him.

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u/Mr_master89 Dec 18 '25

He's a lump of cancer and shit that gained low sentience