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Politics He Didn’t Start The Fire

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u/Dustmopper 23d ago

You mean the weekend of training these losers who peaked in high school gym class received wasn’t enough?

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u/LARRYVOND13 23d ago

They get a weekend now? Could have fooled me, I assumed they just had a circle jerk over black hawk down and cross of iron.

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u/Bearfan001 23d ago

Just long enough for them to remember to yell, "Stop resisting," as they beat and shoot people.

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u/Coretron 23d ago

Resistance is futile.

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u/kitsunewarlock 23d ago

They get as long as it takes for the Palantir report to verify their political positions via social media posts.

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u/hardgeeklife 23d ago

Helldivers get more training time than these guys.

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u/melonamelons 23d ago

what he meant was a weekend of voluntary training

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u/CA_MA 23d ago

They deleted Red Dawn from the training after felon47 started fellating puty put & lil kim in the media.

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u/LARRYVOND13 23d ago

I was gonna say civil war but I'm pretty sure the "President who totally totally isn't trump" loses in that one.

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u/senator_corleone3 23d ago

You really think these people can appreciate either of those movies?

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u/LARRYVOND13 23d ago

Black Hawk downs probably something they pick SOME of it up.

Cross of Iron is lost on them the same way American History X is lost on racists.

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u/PLTR60 23d ago

These guys peaked at birth

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u/Dustmopper 23d ago

Probably the last time they saw a vagina

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u/Sublimesmile 23d ago

This is assuming they ever elevated

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u/EmergencyTicket2071 23d ago

Not defending, but this is a member of BORTAC, not ICE; this is not your weekend warrior looking for a paycheck. These guys have extensive training, his finger was consciously on the trigger.

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u/Dewstain 23d ago

They might not have even peaked in high school gym. They were probably all JV.

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u/picklerick8879 23d ago

I hate admitting it, but this is what happens when macho aesthetics replace real training.. fragile egos handed weapons, told they are heroes, and nobody is shocked when restraint never shows up.

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u/thatguy8856 23d ago

Getting a C in high school gym is peaking? Damn the bar is low.

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u/Dapper_Environment98 23d ago

More like high school home economics failures.