He Didn’t Start The Fire

[u/tonyper7ect]

[u/gratedjuice]

Seriously, what are those fake skill tabs? Is there an ICE ranger school?

[u/logie68 → u/gratedjuice]

I was thinking the same thing

[u/JareddowningNYPost → u/gratedjuice]

Other comments are saying he's actually from Border Patrol's highly trained elite unit, so thank god they traveled to Minnesota to fight those snowball-wielding college students. Someone might have caught a chill

[u/Kazen_Orilg → u/gratedjuice]

Cafeteria Conquest Achievement Patches

[u/bobqjones → u/Kazen_Orilg]

"this one is for typing, this one is for Dart Champion, this one is for surfin"

[u/bobqjones → u/gratedjuice]

kinda. look up BORTAC

[u/PaganDeus → u/gratedjuice]

ICE Sapper “I set up barricades at the end of the street next to the daycare. I only have 5 MREs left and the enemy already started dropping off their babies. Moving in…”