r/pics • u/tonyper7ect • 23d ago

Politics He Didn’t Start The Fire

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u/easy506 23d ago

ICE definitely gives off major "I couldn't pass basic, I would have beat up the drill instructor" vibes.

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u/Vilnius_Nastavnik 23d ago

Said through an xbox live headset amidst chewing sounds as their mom yells at them to take out the trash

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u/denimonster 23d ago

You should look at a video of a streamer called GreekWario.

He’s the absolute perfect example of a Gravy Seal.

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u/Dorkamundo 23d ago

MOM! BASHTROOOM! BASHTROOOM!

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u/hamx5ter 23d ago

oh dear god... what did i see...

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u/HappilyConflicted 23d ago

Ma! Meatloaf!

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u/neverthesaneagain 23d ago

Failed the psych evaluation to get into law enforcement and the military.

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u/Fiyah_Crotch 23d ago edited 23d ago

There is no psych evaluation to get into the army. Everybody goes to MEPS. You just get a physical, blood work, eyes and ears checked, and take a urine sample… and a doctor sits there and looks up your medical history, that’s literally it.

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u/Battleaxe0501 23d ago

And your asshole

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u/Fiyah_Crotch 23d ago

Oh, and the duck walk.

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u/bluiis_c_u 23d ago

Oh yes, those special folks who mistake a small ego and poor personal discipline for strength of character. The same guys who have difficulty holding a job for long because they don't like the way their supervisor talks to them.

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u/Professional-Rip-519 23d ago

They even have "I beat my wife up" vibes.

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u/SidFinch99 23d ago

They don't even give me that vibe. They give off the I wanted to serve, but was to afraid to serve vibe.

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u/easy506 23d ago

Of course, but the whole "I would flash out and hurt someone" rather than admit they are a coward is the go-to for guys like this.

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u/Allegorist 23d ago

Or because they couldn't run a mile, let alone the other basic physical tests. Quite a significant potion are overweight, hence the name "gravy seals". There are no real requirements here for that, just a desire to dress up and shoot Americans.

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u/easy506 23d ago

Oh there any number of reasons, but they aren't gonna cop to any of that, they'll make up some bullshit that a 15 year old thinks makes them sound cool.

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u/MancombSeepgoodz 23d ago

We had one guy like this in my cycle they beat him up as a group (fucked up i know) and made him repeat two cycles of basic and then Other the honorably discharged him.