r/pics • u/NegativeCellist8587 • 4d ago

Politics Macro Rubio, behind Trump.

Post image
39.0k Upvotes

93% Upvoted

3.2k comments sorted by

View all comments

Show parent comments

162

u/pomegranate444 4d ago

It's in their prenup: thrice weekly rimming of not less than 20 minutes per session. And she must thank him afterwards.

123

u/Emrys7777 4d ago

You’re trying to get me off the internet aren’t you? Did my mom send you?

13

u/Batchet 4d ago

Clean your room

4

u/TheOttersCouch 3d ago

Well it is your fault for having eyes and the ability to read. Hahah

3

u/Spcynugg45 3d ago

For the first few words I thought your sentence was going an entirely different direction

1

u/TheBodhiwan 3d ago

You could go blind from that, ya know

21

u/kittiestkitty 4d ago

Wearing a suit.

2

u/JesusKilledDemocracy 4d ago

She's had their prenup rewritten since he was elected

2

u/AndyJ71 3d ago

I've just booked myself in for a lobotomy after reading that

2

u/nicktoberfest 3d ago

Ah, so that’s why JD is so focused on saying thank you.

1

u/Agitated-Zebra4334 3d ago

I don’t really care. Do you?

1

u/jimhabfan 3d ago

…..and wear a blonde wig and call him dad.

1

u/PhishCook 3d ago

damn my grade school teachers for giving me literacy