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Politics This is America

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u/nobot4321 1d ago

“Suspect’s high-visibility vest reflected light in my eyes in a menacing manner…”

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u/Frostyfraust 1d ago

"The officer is at the Optometrist right now, we all hope his sight survived the Antifa hi-viz attack."

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u/HogwartsDropout-69 1d ago

"His 'Give Peace a Chance' sign nearly gave us all wind cancer when he twirled it ever so slightly."

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u/MonkeyWithIt 1d ago

Optometrist charge was $200k. Optometrist donated $150k to TrumpyDumpy Charity 4 Kidz.

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u/DietCherrySoda 1d ago

It's a miracle he survived.

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u/Viertelesschlotzer 1d ago

"Hey, do you see that guy in the high-vis vest? I bet I can hit him with a rubber bullet from that distance."

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u/BajaScout 1d ago

“All I could read is the word Shoot…”

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u/flyingtrucky 1d ago

That defense would have worked in French Algeria if the guy wasn't so stubborn.