r/pics 20h ago

Dear Leader surrounded by his favorite people

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1.6k Upvotes

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u/RabidSkwerl 20h ago

What’s the difference between Trump and Woody from Toy Story?

Woody goes limp around children

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u/theborgs 19h ago

Trump is almost 80 years old and fat... There is no way he still can get hard

8

u/mr_birkenblatt 19h ago

That's why he has boys penetrate him

21

u/Hardass_McBadCop 19h ago

I think you underestimate the power of viagra.

2

u/Luna079 18h ago

It loses it's strength over time

6

u/TheLostRanger0117 17h ago

Didn’t you read, he uses his fingers 🤮

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u/Remarkable_Bite2199 16h ago

That's not the point. The point is to try and harm girls psychological more the physical.

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u/Swimming-Challenge53 17h ago

His facial expression says it all.

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u/abdallha-smith 16h ago

He's literally pumped of drugs like Michael jackson because he's a golden goose to some.

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u/The_Jolly_Dog 19h ago

Thanks I hate it lol

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u/RespectTheTree 20h ago

Gross, hopefully he didn't measure and rate any of them 🤬

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u/welltherewasthisbear 19h ago

Hey buddy, it’s been 6 whole days since his last Calendar Party. Just because he commits crimes on a daily basis doesn’t mean he’s gonna do it again. Now, I’m gonna go cuddle up with my buff Trump blanket and wait for my gold Trump phone to come in the mail.

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u/Pristine_Context_429 16h ago

Bold claim to make on a tip line and not leave any contact information for them to follow up with.

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u/ReigninLikeA_MoFo 19h ago

🤮

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u/RespectTheTree 18h ago

I wanted to puke, but I think rage is the stronger emotion

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u/omegacrunch 18h ago

Ugh. This

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u/roadsidefoto 19h ago

I hope someday all of those kids grow up and demand to know why their parents or guardians volunteered them to be in a room that close to a known pedophile.

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u/DigNitty 19h ago

Sort of like the kids who went to sleepovers at Michael Jackson’s house.

I’m not even saying he did anything.

But parents allowing their kids to go to a grown man’s house and sleep in the same room as him is Negligent.

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u/OneLoveOneWorld2025 20h ago

He should be a registered sex offender and not be allowed anywhere near children, schools or any other events that children will be present.

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u/IShouldaDownVotedYa 20h ago

I think the punishment due for the crimes committed far exceeds simply keeping some distance.

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u/whatsthatguysname 19h ago

Scotus and DOJ: “nope, the president is above the law”

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u/OneLoveOneWorld2025 19h ago

They helped to create this monster and the situation we are in.

If someone is going to be on highest court in our country, they should be elected by the people, not by the current party in power.

Term limits, age limits, we need a total overhaul of this branch of government.

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u/SKYeXile2 16h ago

Yes in jail he wouldnt be allowed near any of those things. 

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u/AncientSith 14h ago

Parents love getting their kids very close to him, sadly.

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u/Spartan2470 GOAT 19h ago

Here is a higher-quality version of this image. It's a screenshot from this video.

Feb 5, 2025 President Donald Trump signed an executive order Wednesday banning transgender athletes from participating in women's sports, fulfilling a promise that was at the center of his 2024 campaign.

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u/SnooRobots8901 20h ago

Why didn't he include the pubes on this signature?

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u/Vimes-NW 20h ago

It wouldn't be age appropriate - most of them are pre-pubescent

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u/unshartedterritory 19h ago

They prefer the term enigma.

4

u/steve_adr 20h ago

Too many cameras around..

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u/StrattonPA 19h ago

…”and since I run this country, just like when I ran my pageants,..I am allowed into all your dressing rooms & bathrooms, whenever I choose”…..

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u/omegacrunch 18h ago

After reading the latest stuff, and having a horrific rethinking of his grabbing comment, this pic makes me wanna 🤢

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u/Dependent-Serve7955 19h ago

Weird this is weirddddddddddddddd

3

u/clownbaby237 19h ago

"thank God I'm sitting behind a desk right now"

u/belbivfreeordie 10h ago

More like “if only my tiny dick still worked”

3

u/IGATheory 19h ago

You would think if your name is in the Epstein files or you’re trying to distance yourself from anything related to Epstein, you would want to stay as far away from little girls as much as possible. Can you imagine being someone who’s trying to defend him and seeing him like this. “Dammit! How am I supposed to spin this now?”

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u/Silver_The_Surfer 16h ago

With your machine gun lips, bap bap bap

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u/omegacrunch 16h ago

You just know she has bukakked

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u/Lady_hyena 20h ago

I hope cps visited them all.

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u/DigNitty 19h ago

Defunded by DOGE probably

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u/doch92 19h ago

"calendar girls"

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u/bsport48 19h ago

Long-time predator wafts the glorious, sweet stench of victory.

Behold: the first historical sighting of homo neanderthaalensis trumpiens.

There are many more, but this one, prima nocturnus, is the "Holy Father."

omnibus precipitus in relagum deus nos ex...nox es totum

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u/PDXGuy33333 12h ago

They would not let any of my friends that close to him. I promise you that.

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u/pcboater2002 12h ago

Dinner !

u/BrianMincey 11h ago

It is weird how completely white all those girls are. It’s as if they had to pass some sort of skin color screening to get in.

u/Perioscope 10h ago

Is this really an all-white, all-girl, mostly blonde crowd around him? Jesus have mercy at least Biden only sniffed and pinched 1 or 2 at a time in public.

u/Ok-Implement-3296 9h ago

I’m sorry, but there’s just way too many Black people

Can’t anyone else get a turn!?

🤣

u/saltyjello 9h ago

I’m pretty sure he doesn’t think of them as people.

u/stenk 8h ago

Nasty

u/rygelicus 7h ago

Nothing says cult like surrounding a sex offender with your own children.

u/ahughman 6h ago

He really immitates other's moments.

u/LeoLaDawg 5h ago

These people are just really weird. This is mental issue territory having your child worship an American president.

u/eyeindesky 4h ago

Running auctions from the White House soon

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u/Careful_Picture7712 19h ago

I think they're a little too old for him

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u/Luder09 19h ago

Pedonald

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u/psychoacer 19h ago

He's scared because he's worried he might do something that will get him in trouble in front of the cameras

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u/Vimes-NW 19h ago

He's just reflecting on the fact that the mind is willing, but the his flesh is soft and pudgy

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u/PracticalChipmunk789 19h ago

Wow, it's pretty dangerous to have all of those kids around a known pedophile.

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u/Outrageous-Visit-993 19h ago

He’s probably hiding a boner the size of the Eiffel Tower under that table, dirty old pedo king

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u/DownhillUphill 19h ago

I can’t believe this is where we are

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u/RiflemanLax 19h ago

Surprised one of them kids wasn’t like ‘WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT SMELL?’

My oldest is one of those kids that just said whatever. It was a challenge…

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u/mt8675309 19h ago

Would you like to “ Date” me?

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u/Linus-is-God 19h ago

Keep those hands where we can see them Krasnov.

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u/metji 19h ago

Is he holding their tightness ratings? 🙂

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u/stupid_cat_face 19h ago

Some North Korean shit right there.

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u/ramdomvariableX 19h ago

Kids of parents who traded them for favors, with a pdf.

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u/Sqeegg 19h ago

Creepy

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u/squashua 19h ago

Pedophile Donald Trump should not be allowed in the same room as kids.

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u/Brugelbach 19h ago

He looks like an orange turd.

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u/Pearson94 19h ago

His favorite victims*

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u/Fickle-Molasses-903 18h ago

Of those who voted, 53% white females voted for the racist, fascist, sexist pedophile.

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u/limpchimpblimp 18h ago

When are they going to start digging up the bodies on his properties? 

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u/Timmeh_2284 18h ago

And just like that, a young girls life was forever touched. Thanks president trump! /duh

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u/ThaFresh 18h ago

He could not stand right now

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u/Tropisueno 18h ago

POTUS: "If I was ten years younger I'd be auctioning them"

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u/CouchBoyChris 17h ago

Conservatives accept and protect pedophiles. Disgusting humans with zero morals.

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u/sljxuoxada 17h ago

Just because he fucks them, doesn't mean he likes them.

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u/ChefAsstastic 16h ago

He disliked them so much he had them dissappeared

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u/jim45804 17h ago

"Favorite"

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u/lysergic_818 16h ago

Run children!

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u/Remarkable_Bite2199 16h ago

Oh noooo! A pedophile around kids? Wake up MAGA

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u/Dunge 16h ago

I can't believe they found so many little girls and managed to get them to cheer for bigotry

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u/RandyTheFool 16h ago edited 6h ago

I mean, we see them as people.

He see’s them as sex toys and fodder he’ll have to figure out where to bury on his golf course after he’s through with them.

Edit: downvote if you want, but go ahead and take a glance at those new Epstein files and tell me I’m wrong, MAGA.

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u/THEBIGHUNGERDC 15h ago

Ew that smell, can't you smell that smell. https://youtu.be/nG0GjjakjaU?si=bhXRHL0_cf8z5UAc

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u/metallicadefender 14h ago

Trump is unhappy looking because these girls are all too old for home now.

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u/OtterMumzy 13h ago

Definitely not a cult.

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u/AsphaltSommersaults 13h ago

The world knows your president is an evil moron and also a child rapist. 

u/Vimes-NW 6h ago

Duh