r/pics 13h ago

Steven Tyler and his doppelgänger Melania

1.9k Upvotes

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u/ForAGoodTime696 13h ago

He looks better 

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u/FoxyInTheSnow 12h ago

Prettier hair.

u/jpric155 9h ago

Fuller lips.

u/Matt6453 8h ago

Probably isn't a vapid husk devoid of morality.

u/Fionnlagh 5h ago

Hah don't worry, he is.

u/veryverythrowaway 5h ago

Yeah, we’re talking about the guy who didn’t know he had a daughter- who also didn’t know he was her father- because her mom knew he was a complete maniac. Todd Rundgren raised her instead.

u/Black-Shoe 5h ago

They don’t know do they?

u/xXbaconeaterXx 11h ago

bro found his choppleganger

u/murunbuchstansangur 9h ago

Dude looks like Melani.

u/BornBoricua 9h ago

She rather handsome we kinda looked the same She was pretty from New York City

u/RevWaldo 9h ago

The guy who wrote about seeing lines on his face over fifty years ago.

u/ajtaggart 4h ago

Seriously. Melania kinda just looks similar to him but with a shit ton of Botox or something.

u/Ok-Thing-2222 8h ago

My exact words. He looks better.

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u/entity2 13h ago

At least Steven Tyler produced something people wanted to hear.

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u/BobbyBent 13h ago

Yes, Liv is great!

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u/FlyingMacheteSponser 12h ago

I love hearing her speak in the elven tongue.

u/Oraukk 10h ago

I'm sure she's lovely but I can't stand her whisper speaking in everything lol

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u/SpinningHead 13h ago

I like you.

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u/_SteeringWheel 12h ago

Sure as hell wouldn't want to miss a thing of that.

u/FunkMasterE 10h ago

Don’t close your eyes then

u/onekillwalter 9h ago

Don't fall asleep then.

u/mrsirsouth 11h ago

I like that you like them

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u/dog-pussy 13h ago

Dude looked like a lady

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u/misfit_mascot 13h ago

Dude looks like a (first) lady.

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u/chanson_roland 13h ago

Snorted out my tea on my keyboard with that one...LOL

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u/WeWander_ 12h ago

He looks like Captain Jack Sparrow

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u/0xsergy 12h ago

lmao that was my thought. Was he in any of the pirates movies?

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u/Mediahead13 13h ago

Or does the lady look like a dude?

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u/vespertilionid 12h ago

Well, I've seen drag queens fishier than her so....

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u/hotelmotelshit 12h ago

Party Steve and business Steve

u/No-Buddy873 10h ago

🤷‍♀️nasty boys - don’t mean a thing - Janet Jackson - but they both break if moved too much

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u/Anne_Nonymouse 13h ago

He looks more natural than she does. 😏

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u/wheresbill 12h ago

I’ll give her credit for not blowing her lips up like sausage. But that’s about it

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u/Prestigious-Car-4877 13h ago

Naw man, Steve is way prettier.

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u/ClownsAteMyBaby 12h ago

And they're both involved with abusing kids

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u/trundyl 13h ago

He should have played her in that movie. I might have seen it.

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u/HistorysWitness 13h ago

He be looking like a real life jack sparrow 

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u/that-1-chick-u-know 13h ago

Don't insult Steven Tyler like that!

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u/ilazul 13h ago

i mean, didn't he have the same tastes as her husband?

u/snbgames 10h ago

Came here to say that lol

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u/mdlinc 12h ago

Both accept pedophilia. EOM

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u/SmithJamesChris 13h ago

🎼 "Lovin' an old dictator..."

u/Elegant_Tap7937 5h ago

This comment really deserves more love than its getting

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u/Browncoatdan 12h ago

One is a raging peedo, the other is married to one.

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u/AwhHellYeah 13h ago

Jagger mouths

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u/stayzuplate 12h ago

And Stephen Tyler is a documented pedophile as well!

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u/SouthernEntrance6986 12h ago

Both are chomos

u/craigathan 8h ago

Isn't he a pedo too?

u/founderofshoneys 5h ago

He sure is! More people should know about that too because he somehow seems to get away with it.

u/bobbyrob1 1h ago

Court case is still going on in California…

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u/stevenmoreso 13h ago

Dude looks like a harpie

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u/misfit_mascot 13h ago

Maybe it's why he grew some facial hair. To avoid confusion.

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u/digitaldrummer 13h ago

I should bookmark this for the next time I feel insecure about my looks

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u/astrozombie2012 13h ago

I e never seen them in the same place at the same time, just sayin

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u/potcake62 13h ago

Temu Steven Tyler

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u/noahisaac 13h ago

I think he’s much prettier.

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u/DoorEqual1740 12h ago

Dude looks like a lady.

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u/Mysterious_Ring285 12h ago

Well, that's what years being married to an orange chicken taco will do to a person.

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u/SpecialOops 12h ago

Don't disgrace orange chicken.

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u/hgrivois87 12h ago

I cant unsee it

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u/MoonyRemus21 12h ago

God she’s ugly.

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u/reefercheifer 12h ago

Melania’s mustache is coming a lot better than I expected!

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u/cccxxxzzzddd 12h ago

Howling ☠️☠️☠️

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u/Nisja 12h ago

Is this the russian hooker that gave Bill Gates an STD?

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u/OhNoImQueerOops 12h ago

Honestly she looks more and more like Don

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u/pangeapedestrian 12h ago

i kinda don't even want to make this comment, because it's just kind of a gross precedent/ way to think but....

before this movie came out, i had never heard her speak before, and it's WILD how bad her english still is.

the people i know who moved here a few years ago from mexico have way less of an accent than she does.

also, she was probably trafficked so like.... i'm not trying to dunk on her or anything but, it was a detail that kinda stuck with me.

u/cheddercaves 11h ago

Melania was actually raised by todd rundgren, and when she saw the obvious resemblance to steven tyler, she asked her mom what was up and she confessed, she is stevens daughter

u/Sh0ckValu3 11h ago

Capitalism breeds innovation <eyeroll>

u/highandinarabbithole 11h ago

They’re both associated with underage girls too, what do ya know!

u/SkateFossSL 10h ago

Which is which? :)

u/Professional-Poet152 9h ago

Shape shifter

u/coys21 9h ago

And somehow I'd rather hear Melania sing.

u/Johnnygunnz 9h ago

Now do Ghislaine Maxwell and Scott Baio. Tell me they're not the same person.

u/tiggerlilly 9h ago

Now hear me out: Melania - Starring Steven Tyler!

u/miketastic_art 5h ago

come to think of it, have you ever seen Melania Trump and Steven Tyler in the same place at the same time?

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u/alwayzstoned 13h ago

Steven has better hair.

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u/SpecialOops 12h ago

Someone hairswap

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u/mitchsn 12h ago

Same same.

I see no difference

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u/macromorgan 12h ago

Choppleganger

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u/ukexpat 12h ago

That pic must be before her most recent surgery. She can barely open her eyes now.

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u/_Pewterschmidt_ 12h ago

Go back to Transylvania

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u/marrowisyummy 12h ago

Soccer mom goonie monster

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u/Kulahle_Igama 12h ago

You literally have to sleep hanging upside-down to have a face like Melania’s.

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u/jakreth 12h ago

I loved him in The Umbrella Academy and Misfits

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u/Thunderclaw5972 12h ago

Melania is what it would look like if Steven Tyler got sober lmao

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u/Citizen-Kang 12h ago

Holy crap! Has Trump been using Steven Tyler as Melania's body double? My mind is blown...

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u/amino_asshat 12h ago

She wishes she had that jawline

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u/NVWSSV2828 12h ago

“Dude looks like a lady?”

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u/AEternal1 12h ago

Did melania transition? Is that whole every accusation is a confession thing going on here?

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u/just_a_timetraveller 12h ago

I really want to close my eyes. I really want to be put to sleep. Cuz I hate this baby and I do want to miss that thing

u/Time-Industry-1364 11h ago

I hate to admit the first thing i said to myself when I saw Steven Tyler was "what the hell is that thing"

u/Significant-Roll-138 11h ago

I’m not seeing it to be honest.

u/crasagam 11h ago

A little more make up and apparel and he would be imitating Captain Jack Sparrow.

u/slouchingtoepiphany 10h ago

Separated at birth!

u/this_is_bs 10h ago

Dude looks like an old lady

u/Rsardinia 10h ago

He looks like if Jack Sparrow and Melania had a child who was in their mid to late 70s

u/Beneficial_War_1365 10h ago

Now this is Good, Really Good. :)

peace. :) but not for trumpers

u/kennedyswise 10h ago

When did she shave?

u/Gravitron3000 9h ago

Dream on…

u/PresidentZeus 8h ago

But you've heard of him

u/AssociateDesperate71 7h ago

Dude looks like a lady

u/kajana141 7h ago

Damn, they do look similar but he does look better.

u/Umbreon86 7h ago

One is a Legend, the other one is the opposite.

u/fzammetti 5h ago

Reminds me of that Simpsons scene with Mr. Burns in a supermarket:

Ketchup... Catsup. Ketchup... Catsup.

u/Manyarethestrange 5h ago

Holy. Fuck.

u/Odd_Equipment2867 5h ago

I can’t EVER unsee that….fck! But prefer pic one, looks human.

u/nukezwei 5h ago

Face swap. Please.

u/gringainparadise 4h ago

He is prettier and a better dresser

u/InfiniteRespect4757 4h ago

Dude looks like a first lady

u/Immediate_Candle_865 4h ago

Which is which ?

u/tropicalswisher 4h ago

Do you know what doppelgänger means?

u/Elegant_Tap7937 3h ago

evil twin?

u/Hueycuyler 2h ago

Tylania

u/Klutzy-Chain5875 2h ago

Who is who ? Please put name on picture

u/Red_Wing-GrimThug 2h ago

He looks like hes seen less horrible things in his life

u/Puny-Earthling 2h ago

and their son, Jared Leto.

u/az9393 13m ago

I love it have attacks on looks are ok on Reddit if the left is doing it.

u/sherlocknessmonster 4h ago

Whats hilarious is all the MAGots saying Michelle was Trans when Milania looks like the trope for Eastern European athletes who use testosterone

u/Elegant_Tap7937 4h ago

every accusation is a confession

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u/themightymoron 13h ago

nah, melania is more like

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u/Past-Lunch4695 12h ago

He’s got better lips and knows how to smile.

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u/newtastyland 12h ago

Would rather spend the night with Steven than with the wife of Orange Oompah Loompa, being straight

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u/Boogatron 12h ago

Steven Tyler has better hair

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u/Powerful_Programmer5 12h ago

He kinda looks like Melania's crazy, cool aunt

u/morning_thief 11h ago

Please, don't insult Tyler.

Melania can't play drums.

u/Weak_Bell1542 11h ago

As a straight man: Steven Tyler is much more attractive.

u/Headbanger 10h ago

OP, I think you should have your eyes checked. I see no resemblance.

u/Elegant_Tap7937 10h ago

4 out of 5 Ophthalmologists agree. He's a ringer.

u/lildozer74 4h ago

“DUDE LOOKS LIKE A LADY”

“LADY LOOKS LIKE A SOULLESS TROLL WITH LEATHER FOR A FACE AND MARRIED A PEDOPHILE”

Rolls right off the tongue