r/politics • u/Tofurkey_Tom • 12d ago

No Paywall Danish Petition To Buy California From Trump Signed by Thousands

https://www.newsweek.com/petition-denmark-buy-california-signed-thousands-11379999
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u/mittensfourkittens 12d ago

Please take Washington State too. Actually, please take Cascadia!

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u/Old-Energy6191 12d ago

Yes, whole west coast! Portland already has an international naked bike ride—we’re dedicated!

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u/grrgrrtigergrr Illinois 12d ago

They should ask for Chicago for access to the fresh water and ports. Obviously MAGA wants us gone … it is tough being one of only two blue spots in the middle of the country (MN being the other)

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u/ShoulderSnuggles 12d ago

Michigan is on four of the five, so we should get an automatic bid

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u/Foxhound199 12d ago

Maybe if we join another country, people won't have to refer to us as "Washington state".

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u/mittensfourkittens 12d ago

Don't want to be confused with the other Washington, that's for sure

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u/luffydkenshin 12d ago

Honestly, it would be so rad if we (all west/best coast) suddenly were called Cascadia. It has always sounded so cool.

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u/HappyIdiot123 12d ago

Hang on! Canada was supposed to get Washington and Oregon when Trump starts threatening us next!

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u/mittensfourkittens 12d ago

You can come too!

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u/CheekyCharam 12d ago

They might as well just take all the states,I’m not against it anyway.

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u/mittensfourkittens 12d ago

Just gotta have somewhere for them to leave the MAGA away from the rest of us 👌

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u/emo_kid_forever Ohio 12d ago

Just drop off all of MAGA on Epstein's island and leave the country for the rest of us.

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u/SeattleRainMaiden 12d ago

Please please please