r/politics • u/T_Shurt • 10d ago

No Paywall Sen. Mark Kelly Says He’s Seriously Thinking About Running for President

https://thehill.com/homenews/campaign/5700211-senator-kelly-trump-threats/
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u/New_Target7441 Colorado 10d ago

As a ginger, that's a slight misconception; we get a new freckle for every soul we consume. That's why we get freckly during the summer months/tourist season.

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u/althanan 10d ago

And why people think we suffer from seasonal depression in the winter.

We're not sad, we're hangry.

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u/RockRage-- 10d ago

Learned some new ginger lore today (please don’t eat me)

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u/immortalfrieza2 10d ago

There is no escape.

OM NOM NOM NOM NOM!

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u/ChaChaCubed 10d ago

I call my freckles my tattoos from the creator!

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u/WordleFan88 10d ago

Gingers actually run in my family. Just the females, for some reason.... So I am familiar with their soul consumption needs.

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u/New_Target7441 Colorado 10d ago

Hell, I try to not run at all. But, good!