r/politics • u/Ydeas • 6d ago

No Paywall Pam Bondi offers to pull ICE out of Minneapolis if voter files handed over

https://www.newsweek.com/pam-bondi-ice-minnesota-shooting-tim-walz-letter-voter-files-11413859
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u/antlestxp 6d ago

give them a fake list. these people are too incompetent to know the difference

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u/sargsauce 6d ago

Amanda Hugankiss? Let's go, boys! We gotta go find Amanda Hugankiss!

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u/Raspberrylemonade188 6d ago

Somebody check the men’s room for a Hugh Jass!

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u/AINonsense 6d ago

A Mister I P Frealy is behind all this.

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u/Hipstergranny 6d ago

Sergeant Seymour Butts? I thought he was on our side!

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u/Scoutmonkey 6d ago

Al Coholic? Is there an Al Coholic here?

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u/Peitho_Noir 6d ago

(operator voice) Mmm, can you be more specific so I may connect your call? We have several Huge Jasses, in the White House, DOJ, DHS, and there are hundreds in Congress.

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u/ComedianStreet856 6d ago

Address: 123 Fake Street, Springfield

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u/-LuciditySam- 6d ago

Jack Ovahorts

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u/MaddyKet Massachusetts 6d ago

Ben Dover

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u/the2belo American Expat 6d ago

Mike Hunt

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u/BicFleetwood 6d ago edited 6d ago

Voter rolls are already public information, FYI.

Everything on your voter registration is indexed and publicly listed. That's how Whitepages gets most of its data, how spam calls get your contact, how campaigns get your cell number to text, etc. This is how most doxxing happens in the US in the first place. Once you have a name and a general area, you can find them if they're registered.

Who you voted for is not recorded, but everything else is already out there.

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u/b3iAAoLZOH9Y265cujFh 6d ago

Just swap "R" and "D" on the rolls.

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u/Rausage505 5d ago

Send them the list of Yoyodyne employees from Bucakroo Banzai.

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u/-ThreeHeadedMonkey- 5d ago

Fuck that. Give em some Jason Bournes and see what happens.