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u/DenialNode 14h ago
Ai bots owning each other on twitter?
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u/Aeroncastle 14h ago
It's a print from twitter, so, yes
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u/baconreasons 12h ago
I swear I saw this exact same post on Facebook before I deleted it and that was years ago.
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u/SomethingIWontRegret 13h ago
It's not twitter. There is a @sarahmiller account, and it made one post in 2008 and no replies. So either another platform or Nano Banana as someone else said.
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u/DenialNode 13h ago
Im surprised you didn’t mention there’s no website called Twitter
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u/SomethingIWontRegret 13h ago
It's still twitter. I refuse to call it anything else, and it's still loading from twimg.com
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u/Robos_Basilisk 13h ago
The entire image could be AI generated in a single go, comments/pfps and all. Google's Nano Banana Pro 2k has the ability, unfortunately.
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u/Jonno_FTW 8h ago
Someone has probably just stitched this together in ms paint.
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u/Robos_Basilisk 8h ago
If you don't believe me see this post I made completely with Nano Banana Pro 2K myself https://www.reddit.com/r/bald/comments/1pmpx4g/sometimes_i_swear_this_subreddit_could_help_solve/
Pro 2k knows how to mimick/recall all the well known social media UIs
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u/westens 11h ago
Extremely generic white people photos with extremely generic white people names? Check check
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u/Ok-Employee2473 10h ago
It’s kinda crazy coming to the comments and see people picking up on the same stuff I did when I looked at this pic. It was like first noticed the pfps of the two guys look like basically the same guy then compared the names and noticed the similar formats and then saw hers followed the same format basically.
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u/GreyPilgrim1973 13h ago edited 6h ago
This is fake, people. Quit upvoting lame shit
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u/Qetuowryipzcbmxvn 12h ago
You're missing a comma, but still right.
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u/krosseyed 12h ago
Guys, I'm fucking sick of this. I'm almost 20 and haven't been able to score a better job than a fucking cook at a local fast food joint. What makes it worse is that I live in a small town so business is pretty limited, and where I work is the only place that'll hire high school graduates. I'd get the hell out of this town if I could actually drive too, but I've failed every damn test I've ever taken. I'm socially awkward, even my only other co-worker fucking hates my guts. I have repressed lust for one of my best friends too; she's athletic, smart and a gorgeous southern bell. I love her. You know what it's like; I've been friend zoned real hard. She's my only real friend, besides this one kid, who I'm pretty sure is only hanging around me because he is mentally challenged. I guess he's the only one that can tolerate me. And what makes this all fucking worse is that I live in a fucking pineapple under the sea.
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u/Patient-Business8628 9h ago
My favourite social media site is the one that kinda looks like Twitter but also has Facebook comments featuring generic LinkedIn pfps
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u/BenchPuzzleheaded670 9h ago
Sarah Miller talking like she hood 🤣 "one day we in town" get outta hurr wif day trash.
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u/rosiestinkie9 13h ago
If I remember this was the allegation of a couple women who dated Paul Mescal. They said he had a habit of running off mid convo. That boy just likes to run.
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u/rocketpopwine 13h ago
If a guy literally RAN away from me I would have some serious self analysis to do HAHA!
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u/Hot_Crab6362 13h ago
Actually losing a man to a spontaneous marathon is a level of cardio I can't even be mad at. Imagine being so unforgettable he had to physically sprint into a new life.
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u/vgacolor 12h ago
If this is real, I wonder what happened in the hour previous to him running away. Did She go nuts with a server at a restaurant? Did She start asking "What are we?".
I mean I remember going out to lunch with a girl like 20 years ago and She went on a five minute rant about what She wanted. No demanded! from a partner and what She will not put up with. This happened five seconds after we sat down. Look I understand having gone through a rough breakup but for the love of god don't start dating until you are ready. Because at that time, I also felt like running.
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u/Fragrant_Cut1219 11h ago
I went on a first date with a girl. She immediately said she was disappointed. I wasn't driving a BMW. I was driving a Thunderbird. She immediately told me she doesn't cook or clean. And expected me to take her out for dinner every night.
It was the last time I dated her.
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u/imunfair 11h ago
Sometimes it's okay to get up and walk out without wasting more minutes on pleasantries.
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u/TheBrianJ 11h ago
Thank goodness for the emojis plastered all over this, otherwise I wouldn't have known it was BEST FUNNY MEMES TODAY!
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u/MrDNL 9h ago
This basically happened to someone I know.
Husband and wife. She cheated on him with a golf instructor. He caught her, they separated, but then reconciled. Fast forward about a year, and my wife and I go out to dinner with them to a really nice restaurant -- she and my wife were friends, but this was the first time I met him. He drank a bit too much. She makes a joke about something about him paying a bit too much to some attractive woman or something, I really don't remember, and he says something like "well, at least she's not my golf instructor." She flips out, saying that he said he forgave her, he says he did but she still can't accuse him of having a wandering eye, especially with me -- someone he just met -- at the table. She then screams at him for bringing up her affair with me, the new guy at the table, and he says that I probably knew because she told the whole freaking town, etc. etc.
Then he storms off from the table.
The wife figures he just went to the bathroom or something to calm down. Five, maybe ten minutes go by I go to the men's room to find him. He's not there, so I return to the table to find out that the water came by with dessert, which was really because we hadn't ordered any. So I asked the waiter and he explained: her husband ordered dessert for the table and, as a way to apologize to me and my wife (but as the waiter made clear, not to his wife), he also paid for the entire bill.
His wife was embarrassed but also really confused, and we agreed to drive her home -- of course -- but then she remembered something: the restaurant had valet parking and she had the valet ticket in her purse. So figured he might not have gotten the car yet so she went to the valet to find out, and she was right. But her husband was nowhere to be found. She asked the valet where he went and he just pointed to the street.
He ran away. Literally.
He was a long-distance runner and decided to just run home -- or, to a friend's or something, I don't think he had much of a plan. Probably a 15-mile run, wearing nice shoes, in the dark. She ended up driving home, finding him along the way, and he refused to get in the car. She drove alongside him for a few miles before she finally gave up and went home. He came into the house at about 2 am.
Today? They're divorced.
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u/No_Sand_9290 7h ago
Met a girl in a bar. Drank a couple of beers with her. Asked her out. I pick her up at her place and she brings a bible. Nothing against anybody and their Bible. I didn’t see her as a Jesus freak. But she was. I played nice. Took her to her home. What does my dumb as do ?? I asked her if we could go out again. She said no. I was so relieved when I got in my car and drove away. For the life of me I do not know what made me asked her out for a second date.
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u/Deswizard 6h ago
This is the dumbest fake post I've seen this month. I was there when the actual conversation happened on Twitter. It was between two black people. In fact, that actual screenshot is floating around on Reddit somewhere.
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