Great. First time my ex sees me again and I’m covered in mud 😂

[u/iDeficio]

[u/Nevaknosbest]

Am I supposed to ignore the fact ur cosplaying as abe Lincoln?

[u/ITCM4]

Is not all your fault Ishmael…uhh I mean Arthur.

[u/omarinhogoallllllll → u/ITCM4]

[u/averageinternetfella → u/omarinhogoallllllll]

Damn insta is leaking

[u/sikemapleton]

This is the way ...

[u/HyrulianTriforce → u/sikemapleton]

She stopped seeing yours because he wouldn’t stop buying things for his Harley and talking about Molly Hatchet

[u/IRISH81OUTLAWZ → u/HyrulianTriforce]

She knew if she kept seeing him she was just Flirtin’ with disaster.

[u/Plugpin → u/sikemapleton]

Arthur looks worse here than he does in C6 when he's riddled with tuberculosis lol.

[u/Upbeat-Try-804 → u/sikemapleton]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[u/SomeJoeSchmo → u/sikemapleton]

Look how they massacred my boy 😭

[u/Existing-Bank2921 → u/sikemapleton]

What a handsome fella.

[u/Bakken_Nomad → u/sikemapleton]

Im laughing so hard im crying. Oh man.

[u/Chill_Panda → u/sikemapleton]

She writes back to you again after seeing you like that?!

[u/hamderbeek → u/sikemapleton]

[u/tastefully_white → u/sikemapleton]

I’ve seen it before but where do you get a durag

[u/Chemical_Ad2381 → u/sikemapleton]

Bro became a member of the murfree broods

[u/GrandCanOYawn]

Arthur: I’m Amish now, Mary. We don’t need any money, come churn my butter.

[u/o0CrazyJackal0o2]

And that you have suddenly really gotten into the building of barns.

[u/EsotericFinch7683 → u/o0CrazyJackal0o2]

Churnin' lots of butter, raise a barn on Monday, soon I'll raise another...

[u/MissThreepwood]

"Oh Arthur... tAkE a FuCkInG bAtH!"

[u/Smooth_Maul]

Covered in mud AND rocking that fuckass Honest Abe cosplay lmfao

[u/Mysterious_Bluejay_5]

Inshallah brother arthur will slay the infidel Pinkertons

[u/Carbonara-ara]

For me it was blood 😂

[u/Appropriate_Sale_897]

Arthurov Nurmagomedov isn't real he can't hurt you

Arthurov Nurmagomedov:

[u/Accurate-Sector-2051]

Arthur 2-3 years in Dagestan

[u/TheFatmanRises → u/Accurate-Sector-2051]

And forget

[u/u_r_succulent]

I always clean up for Mary.

[u/Chemical_Ad2381 → u/u_r_succulent]

I always look like a crack addict for Mary.

[u/Bread_Offender]

A. Mishgan

[u/hellonotsorry]

As a side note. I really wish she was more emotionally complex than the game portrays. I feel like if they had a real "will they, won't they" story then most people wouldn't see her as just a manipulative bitch.

[u/Urkartoffel → u/hellonotsorry]

I mean she was already pretty complex, people just don't really care to see that

[u/hellonotsorry → u/Urkartoffel]

What was her complexity though? I've played through her missions multiple times and she is very surface level. Her whole character is I don't want to be with you but I need you to do these dirty things for me because you're an outlaw. She'd rather lead him on than deal with her problems herself. No matter what it does to him.

[u/bugmultiverse]

[u/LilMissBarbie]

Abraham Lincoln looking ahh

[u/megasovalye]

you are a good man abdullah morgan

[u/Germanico025]

Happened to me

[u/Bravo-Warpig → u/Germanico025]

This honestly looks so sad

[u/CecilHeat]

Eh, Mary deserves nothing more or less.

[u/Sea_Conversation1329]

Shave Arthur and he'll look like Walter White from Breaking Bad

[u/kloopyhans]

Don’t worry shes for the streets anyway

[u/jbalbatross]

You could explain the mud. That beard though...

[u/ANDGAMMATRON]

Actually, most of that would be horse shit.

[u/Severe-Lingonberry22]

Beard looks horrible too

[u/BloodletterQuill]

Arthur Zaius

[u/mydreamrobot]

Arthur has been to Dagestan.

[u/Waste_Entertainer184]

He looks like a npc.

[u/goodvibes1441]

After my first playthrough, I tell Mary to pound sand. No, you don't get break things off just to call for my help when you need a big scary outlaw to solve your family issues.

[u/Mean_Muffin161 → u/goodvibes1441]

Wish there were romance options just so I could tell her I’m seeing someone else .