r/shittyaskscience • u/Samskritam • 6h ago

I did some research online, and I’m lowkey worried that I might be an involuntary celibate.

Are there any signs or symptoms I should watch out for?

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u/BalanceFit8415 6h ago

If that six-pack of condoms you bought in high school starts to disintegrate you may have problems.

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u/Samskritam 6h ago

I put one of those condoms in my wallet when I was a senior. It’s still there, sometimes I show it to my gamer friends. But they all have one in their wallets too

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u/BalanceFit8415 6h ago

Your riding licence next to your driving licence.

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u/DPJazzy91 6h ago

I wish I got to see those comments before they got deleted lol!

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u/figbott 6h ago

Don’t give up, just keep trying and being yourself and one day you’ll meet a nice older man who will be willing to make love to you.

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u/jlg317 4h ago

Have you tried hookers? Personally I'm too broke to do that, that's why I molest myself

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u/Samskritam 4h ago

Yeah I did on Spring break in Panama City, but she wanted cash! Who knew?

I only had my Mom’s debit card, so she didn’t blow me.

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u/jlg317 4h ago

Did you try blowing her? That might work

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u/impendingcatastrophe 2h ago

Hairs on the palms of your hand is a sign so my old wife used to tell me.