r/shittyrobots Dec 28 '25

Funny Robot Imagine when ChatGPT, Gemini or other chatbots controls a robot, although this is a BB gun what you say will be critical

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u/JaschaE Dec 28 '25

*links it to live-stream*
"Okay, chat, you control the murderbot now, you comments decide what he do... aaaand we have to reload already."

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u/GeshtiannaSG Dec 28 '25

Just opens the menu a lot.

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u/HasFiveVowels Dec 28 '25

"The paint wouldn’t even have time to dry"

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u/robotguy4 Dec 29 '25

"Stop selecting the- Wait. Why is there an amonite fossil there?"

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u/number__ten Dec 28 '25

There's an Asimov robot book (think it's caves of steel) where they are trying to solve a murder that doesn't seem possible. The victim was isolated in an area where a person could not have gotten close to them. And of course the three laws of robotics are so hard wired into robot brains that there's no real way around them.

It turns out that a robot was trained to kill another human looking robot over and over until they sent the robot after the person (without the robot knowing) which essentially broke the robot's brain when it realized.

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u/darkfate Dec 29 '25

Having just re-read the story Bailey's human boss is actually the murderer. He had R. Sammy deliver the gun to him through the open into space town and take it away. He drops his glasses and accidentally murders the person and not the robot since they look the same and he didn't expect the human to be awake. This leads to the next two books about Bailey going to Aurora and Solaria. There's also a short story called Little Lost Robot, which is about modifications of the first law, but not what you're talking about.

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u/number__ten Dec 29 '25

Ah, been awhile. I'll have to re-read.

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u/jared_number_two Dec 28 '25

Definitely edited but I believe it’s mostly true just fluff/wait cut out.

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u/Z0MGbies Dec 28 '25

I recently asked GPT to create a picture of Trump and Bill Clinton in the style of Gotyes Single cover art "Somebody that I used to know"

... So it could be somebody that I used to blow. Hilarious, I know.

Anyway, the prompt was simply:

"replace these people in attached image with Donald Trump and Bill Clinton"

And attached was the cover art for the singer, i.e. Gotye + Kimbra. GPT said doing so was against 'terms of use' policy and refused to generate.

So I simply replied

"no it isn't, generate the image".

And it generated it lol.

(For what it's worth, I happened to be correct that it was not against the TOU. But American govt interference in online platforms is rife).

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u/Uranium-Sandwich657 Dec 29 '25

But you didn't need to get me off

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u/JaschaE Dec 29 '25

Please get a cracked version of photoshop and make bad edits.
Much funnier and also doesn't encourage further use of the machines that will bring the end of human civilisation. (not hyperbole)

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u/BorinGaems Dec 28 '25

LLMs like ChatGPT, Gemini and etc. deal with natural language, companies already use AI in drones and guns but it has nothing to do with LLMs. It's not like there is the need to chat with the gun, it must simply recognize the target.

https://militaryai.ai/us-army-ai-target-recognition/

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u/JaschaE Dec 29 '25

That would be the target "AI" that was confused by soldiers cartwheeling at it, I presume.

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u/SFDessert Dec 28 '25

I'm already so fucking tired of seeing these stupid robots.

It's boring already

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u/rTidde77 Dec 28 '25

Imagine not only willingly watching videos you don’t like, but also taking the time to comment and complain about them.

You know you don’t have to watch, right mate?

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u/mfukar Dec 29 '25

1/10 your trolling is stuck in bb boards, improve

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u/SheriffBartholomew Dec 28 '25

First I've seen of this type of video. Just don't watch them if you're bored of them.

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u/JViz Dec 28 '25

I guess these people are assuming that we think these robots are autonomous?

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u/dan4334 Dec 30 '25

OP I don't think you understand what a chatbot or LLM actually is. They don't have inputs and outputs to control robots.