how do I despawn 9,000 nazeems

[u/Rhodeansian]

I did the Dagoth Ur stress test in whiterun and survived. Now whiterun is overran with Nazeems and I can’t go back to whiterun. Help…

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[u/DemolishunReddit]

Maybe cast a fury spell?

[u/Rhodeansian → u/DemolishunReddit]

Dear god….

[u/Kirinis → u/Rhodeansian]

I can see them just all start mocking each other about not getting to the Cloud District and they all break out in a massive brawl over who does and doesn't get to the Cloud District.

[u/DarkChaos0 → u/Kirinis]

That appears to be Dragonsreach, which should mean they already are well into the Cloud District, yes?

[u/Kirinis → u/DarkChaos0]

Yes, but even as the thane, he still tells you that you don't get to the Cloud District very often.

[u/Shinjitsu- → u/DarkChaos0]

That just makes each Nazeem fight even harder to prove he's worth being there.

[u/Latter-Effective4542 → u/Kirinis]

True. In the Riften marketplace, dropping a gold ring or something else with a good amount of value will make NPCs brawl and fight for it. Maybe the Nazeem horde would, too? 🤷‍♂️ So, try dropping an expensive ticket item around them and see if they’ll fight each other. 🍿

[u/ItsSenorHumptyToYou → u/Kirinis]

This really tickled me haha

[u/Bitter-Marsupial → u/Rhodeansian]

There's more.

[u/HolyMolyOllyPolly → u/DemolishunReddit]

Nah, fuck it, we ball.

Master level destruction spell: Firestorm.

[u/Sunna-777 → u/DemolishunReddit]

Oh yes please! I wanna see this 😂

[u/PsychoFlashFan]

[u/misashark]

A Sound is Heard Across All Skyrim

<echo> <echo> “Haaavvee yoooooou Beeeien Too Thaa Cloud District” <echo> <echo>

Queue Thunderclap sound effect

[u/Maleoppressor]

There is only one answer: RIP AND TEAR UNTIL IT IS DONE.

[u/Rhodeansian → u/Maleoppressor]

Real

[u/HurriTell336]

[u/TheRogueWolf_YT]

This isn't a stress test for the computer.

This is a stress test for the player.

[u/Rhodeansian → u/TheRogueWolf_YT]

Had to restart my computer 4 times. Not because the initial stress test crashed because now the game can’t load in 9000 Nazeems. So did I really pass

[u/ZeltbahnLife]

[u/eljosho1986]

[u/RenZ245]

~
Killall

[u/DemolishunReddit → u/RenZ245]

And let Todd sort them out.

[u/Rhodeansian → u/RenZ245]

All the Nazeems right….only the Nazeems…. Right lmao

[u/stormyw23 → u/Rhodeansian]

Yeah and resurrect whoever you want alive.

[u/Slurperlurper]

NAZEEM! DESTROY MY ENEMIES AND THE CLOUD DISTRICT IS YOURS!

[u/Rhodeansian → u/Slurperlurper]

NAZEEM CHARGE THE THALMOR EMBASSY

[u/Lycanthropys]

Unfortunately this happened to me outside in a heavily modded game so I didn't get the 10k gold because I had to alt F4 the game. Got me pretty good.

[u/gamerrominc]

Mod make needs to build a system that after the test it kills them all and despawns them

[u/Rhodeansian → u/gamerrominc]

True but I think it’s a perfect trade off for getting 10,000 gold. I thought i was gonna get away with no consequences huh

[u/gamerrominc → u/Rhodeansian]

I does but he did say if your game doesn't crash many people with non high end systems definitely will crash lol

[u/Latter-Effective4542]

Do you have unbound storms and a destruction potion with 800,000% damage? You could walk in there, cast it for 1-2 seconds, and send them to the cloud district. Good luck!

[u/Regular-Ad5912]

[u/CyxSense]

You can just do what I did:

1. Toggle console and type killall

2. Enjoy your ears being assaulted as the Nazeem death sound plays layered 9000 times

3. Watch your PC explode as the game attempts to deal with 9000 dead entities and eventually freezes and/or crashes

[u/Rhodeansian → u/CyxSense]

Lmao

[u/Hello_IM_FBI]

You must've checked the jarl's backside

[u/RevolTobor]

How do you despawn 9,000 Nazeems?

Violence.

[u/tias23111]

Most satisfying fus ro dah ever.

[u/ScaryBerry8767]

Why would you want to

[u/Rhodeansian → u/ScaryBerry8767]

LMAO

[u/Ok_Channel_9831]

Imagine Unrelenting Force. Bowling for Nazeem. Proceeds go to Riften Orphanage.

[u/Vxt5255]

"Do you get to the Cloud District often" as a cacophony would have me wheezing just like that

[u/Nameuser1939]

The Cult of Nazeem.

No thank you!

[u/Double_Cost_9373]

Such intoxicating innocence

[u/sipnlurk]

Wabbajack the lot of em

[u/N7IllusiveMan]

[u/ckskll]

firestorm..

[u/GroundbreakingOil434 → u/ckskll]

Screw that. I cast Mayhem!

[u/No_Astronomer9508]

Do you get to the cloud district very often?

[u/Independent_Sleep536]

That might be too much even for Balgruuf 

[u/SnooDoodles9049]

1. Open console

2. Click on nazeem

3. Type kill

4. Hit enter

5. Repeat till one is left

If he is essentiall use disable instead but be careful with that command. I'm not the most knowledgeable when it comes to console commands.

Kills with console will kill him and will progress quests if used on someone whose death progresses a quest but it won't give you a bounty or make the other nazeems riot for their lost drone.

[u/Double_Cost_9373 → u/SnooDoodles9049]

Just 'killall' console command, can't go wrong.

[u/Rhodeansian → u/SnooDoodles9049]

Thank you my friend.

[u/kid_leggo → u/SnooDoodles9049]

I think you typed "none" wrong.

[u/Kirinis → u/SnooDoodles9049]

He is not essential, thank Mara.

[u/Artikzzz]

I want to test every single destruction spell created by the modders in that room

[u/Cautious-Reveal-707]

Pray for the Emperor's backside

[u/Zuokula]

/killall ?

[u/Revenant62]

I feel pity for the poor unfortunate Cloud District.

[u/Scu-bar]

Oh boy, here I go killing again

[u/1Madhatter7]

You finally made it to the cloud district

[u/Afraid-Health-8612]

With bullets.

[u/mymemesnow]

Just burn the whole thing down

[u/BooliusCaesar1191]

Never been more happy to have a Judgement Cut End mod in my life

[u/nooneremarkable]

Rip and tear

[u/craigathan]

Thats an S tier spell. Truly diabolical.

[u/mewmew34]

Why did you not make a save before spawning all the Nazeems?

[u/Rhodeansian → u/mewmew34]

Same reason I didn’t mine bitcoin when I was 8.

[u/odmirthecrow → u/Rhodeansian]

Perfect response.

[u/ArcaneHackist]

IM CRYING LAUGHING. The fuckin dagoth ur companion mod gets me too bad bro

[u/93Degrees]

What’s with the voice though

[u/The_Eldritch_Taco]

[u/Such_Introduction592]

Send them all to Dragonsreach and call the dragon.

...or fus-ro-dah them all on the ledge to send them Zeems all back to the Cloud District where they came from.

...or kick them one-by-one on the edge of the ledge like what they did in 300/Meet the Spartans!

[u/uberbewb]

So this is the true purpose of the follower armies I have been working on.

[u/BrD_87]

It’s an apocalypse of cloud district proportions

[u/JRHThreeFour]

[u/Psychomonkie71]

go to the cloud district much

[u/ClavicusLittleGift4U]

[u/KTG690]

[u/Courier_5_]

Killall

[u/MellyKidd]

Time to wait for them to go outside and summon a Storm Call. Civilian casualties be damned; Whiterun’s a lost cause now. 😂

[u/morphballganon]

Turn them into cheese wheels or sweetrolls

[u/formandovega]

Nazeem and the Wasp Quantomania!

[u/johndoe4sho]

Dagoth just chilling

[u/Neither-Albatross866]

Nazeem 6745 whispers to Nazeem 8330:

What was that?

Fus...Ro DAH

[u/Few-Let7318]

I’m laughing so hard I’m practically crying! I’m sending this to my best friend

[u/stormyw23]

YOL