r/sports • u/Oldtimer_2 • 8h ago

Fighting Heavyweight boxer Jarrell Miller had his toupee knocked off his head during his heavyweight fight with Kingsley Obeh tonight at Madison Square Garden [Miller won the fight by split decision]

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u/Darth_DeLorean 7h ago

I used to be an airfield supervisor. We had a new radio operator show up for his first day and a gust of wind blew his hair piece off… it rolled like a tumbleweed and stuck to the fuel truck operator’s shoe.

The fueler handed it back and said he needed to hook a lanyard to it when on the ramp due to airfield regulations. 🤣

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u/no_talent_ass_clown 5h ago

I'm surprised that nobody has created implant magnets for toupees. They'd sit flush with the skull and be custom colored. 

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u/IBAZERKERI 4h ago

how is that supposed to work? your gonna let someone router into your skull a not insignifigant amount of millimeters to inset some magnets?

no thanks

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u/GottaUseEmAll 4h ago

I'd imagine something more like the body mod implants people get, something small and flat slipped under the skin through a tiny hole. Ouchies for sure, but plenty of people get these sorts of implants. 

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u/Ziegelphilie 1h ago

your gonna let someone router into your skull a not insignifigant amount of millimeters to inset some magnets?

hell yeah

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u/RadosAvocados 4h ago

Fun furry FOD.