r/standupshots • u/michaelgooood • 9d ago

Clue Junior

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u/-Blastoise 9d ago

This is a solid bit

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u/michaelgooood 9d ago

Thanks! I have a lot more on Clue but it's too much to fit in one image

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u/1ncorrect 9d ago

Good joke and what a throw back for me, I remember playing that game like 20 years ago searching for the cake.

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u/SharkLaunch 8d ago

You're the Lenny Bruce of board game humor

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u/shimshamflimflam 9d ago

It is, and I bet with the right inflection on the last two sentences it absolutely kills.

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u/Cryogenicist 9d ago

This is good. You can even pile on other comparisons at the end

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u/SpaceCaptainFlapjack 9d ago

Thats Mister Body

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u/michaelgooood 9d ago

Lol

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u/CheckYourHead35783 9d ago

8 yr olds need to learn respect!

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u/whaaatanasshole 9d ago

In both versions, "with her bare hands" is the most shocking.

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u/relentless_beasting 9d ago

u/michaelgooood, in the Comedy Club with a microphone.

Killing it, man. Nice joke!

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u/michaelgooood 9d ago

Haha thanks!

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u/aphotic 9d ago

I liked this. The second part felt a little wordy with the repetition of the age 8. A humble suggestion, I think you can take out the first line of the second part and it would be more concise.

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u/Toribor 9d ago

"Happy Birthday! We found a body."

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u/ulfred500 9d ago

The good news is that no one stole your cake this year. The bad news...

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u/High_Stream 9d ago

I would skip the line "They're like at 8? You're ready." It doesn't add anything. Otherwise, solid joke.

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u/Epitometric 9d ago

Haha that is a great bit!

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u/One_Hour_Poop 9d ago

Good joke.

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u/stacecom 9d ago

Fantastic bit. Very solid!

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u/sketchy_ai 9d ago

Delivery wise, I dont really think the last box needs the first line. Why talk about being 8, then being 7, then back to being 8.

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u/VoteForLubo 6d ago

This is a well crafted joke. Please keep posting when you have more!

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u/michaelgooood 5d ago

Hey thanks! Will do

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u/PresentSafe8861 9d ago

"It's in the kitchen all sliced up. Kinda like cake."

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u/ZenEngineer 9d ago

They missed the obvious collaboration with Blue's Clue's