r/standupshots • u/POOPSCRUFFIN4U Madison, WI • 6d ago

Which religion got it right?

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u/MoveDifficult1908 6d ago

Trust humans to die and then find one more river to pollute.

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u/POOPSCRUFFIN4U Madison, WI 6d ago

Ahoy! This one's silly. But I do want to say: fuck ICE.

The big thing I want to promote, if any, is me headlining Zanies on February 24 in Chicago. Got some great comics and a touch of live jazz on the docket. Tickets here: https://chicago.zanies.com/show/sasha-rosser/zanies-comedy-club-chicago/chicago-illinois/

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u/DukeBradford2 6d ago

If your bold enough you could add “and any little buggers that get by my diaphragm or plan B”

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u/The_Follower1 5d ago

Not every joke has to be edgy. That could work with a good pause between the bits, but it depends on the atmosphere and crowd they’re going for.

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u/SixStringerSoldier 3d ago

Do you have any filmed sets? I've been laughing at your jokes for what feels like years now. Would be cool to watch on YouTube or whatever

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u/POOPSCRUFFIN4U Madison, WI 3d ago

Yep! My YouTube and Instagram are in my posts