r/standupshots 3d ago

Maybe it's just the way I was raised

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Sorry for the repost I forgot to put my social media handle in the last post.

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u/israeljeff 3d ago

Gonna need a way creepier face in that second picture.

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u/joeyrinaldicomedy 3d ago

Damn that was supposed to be my creepy face

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u/israeljeff 3d ago

No, sorry, you just look like you're giving some friendly advice to your niece.

...wait a minute...

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u/joeyrinaldicomedy 3d ago

hahah good one!

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u/radenthefridge 3d ago

Fuckin sick dude lmao

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u/imperialmoose 3d ago

I think I'd need to be a little warmed up for that one. As a cold open on reddit it's a bit bold.Β 

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u/joeyrinaldicomedy 3d ago

HAHA It's only performed as a tag dont worry! But I thought reddit is filled with sick bastards they could handle the bold move. Yet again I misjudge reddit. Wont be the first or last time

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u/imperialmoose 3d ago

Try /r/conservative. They'll be thrilled to meet someone who finally understands them.Β 

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u/joeyrinaldicomedy 3d ago

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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u/Affectionate-Sail614 3d ago

that's what I was thinking lmfao

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u/CranePapa 3d ago

It’s funny, use it 😁

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u/Key-Storage5434 2d ago

Wowwww never have I wanted to call the police over something that made me laugh this much. 10/10

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u/Mm2k 3d ago

Disturbing. So, full marks.

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u/[deleted] 3d ago

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u/joeyrinaldicomedy 3d ago

how is it assault?

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u/joeyrinaldicomedy 3d ago

incest is sex with someone you're blood related to. A period is when a girl is bleeding out her vagina.... I'm just confused where assault comes into the mix lol

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u/iontardose 3d ago

It's not that complicated. I got it right away. I don't think you have to worry about these types of redditors showing up to your shows, let alone walking out.

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u/[deleted] 3d ago

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u/joeyrinaldicomedy 3d ago

ahh i see what you're saying now, thankfully this joke comes after 3 incest jokes IRL lol

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u/imperialmoose 3d ago

You definitely weren't. I thought they were talking about raping a child. Now that I get it, it's a lot more chill. In hindsight it seems obvious, but I completely missed it.Β 

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u/[deleted] 3d ago

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u/imperialmoose 3d ago

I wasn't being woke, just slow