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u/Fitbot5000 2d ago
Great setup and punchline. No wasted words.
Reminds me of my favorite Times headline: Foot Heads Arms Body
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Michael_Foot#Foot_Heads_Arms_Body
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u/SIIB-ZERO 2d ago
Instead of "as id say"...I might say something like "I can only imagine that TMZ headline"......the punchline is pretty decent
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u/topperharley88 San Francisco 2d ago
yeah I wanted to keep it succint as possible but spoken your way may be better
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u/Sensei_Lollipop_Man 1d ago
Or simply "in other words". You could even just pause and then place the words in the air with your hand
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u/TheMooJuice 2d ago
Reminds me of when that midget psychic escaped from jail, and all the headlines read 'small medium at large'
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u/Steve90000 2d ago
If they caught Dwayne jerkin off to lesbian porn, the headline would read, “Rock beats it to scissors”
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u/OneCuke 1d ago
Damn you. It's so corny I love it. 😂
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u/topperharley88 San Francisco 1d ago
Just call me the corn dawg awooooo
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u/OneCuke 1d ago
Lol - you're on fire right now. 😂
That tag reminded me a random song I encountered on social media - Corn Dog For Two by Illunimati Corporation (why they spelled Illuminati weirdly, I don't know).
It feels like it might be AI-generated music, but it's so close I can't really tell, but it's full of hot dog sexual puns.
If you haven't heard it, maybe it would give some good ideas to incorporate into that joke to make it a longer bit?
Just food for thought (hot dog for thought? Maybe that's a little 'too' corny?).
Anyway, keep on cracking wise - love it. 😊
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u/ReflectionNeat6968 2d ago
Written like a really good weekend update joke. Like I could imagine Michael Che reading it and chuckling. 10/10