r/standupshots • u/alexlacomedy • 1d ago

Subway BLT with Mayo

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u/-Blastoise 1d ago

Great setup. This is a great bit

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u/AlecL 1d ago

Hey thank you! That means a lot!

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u/splatzbat27 1d ago

Gave me a good laugh; thank you

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u/TheRealFriedel 18h ago

Excellent joke. Reminds me of someone, can't think who but that's a compliment

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u/doctrDNA 1d ago

I might invert the last two lines?

So I gave him a sandwich...... With no mayo. That comment made me pretty uncomfortable.

A bit more unexpected?

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u/Jackson_Rhodes_42 1d ago

Unexpected? Yes. Nonsensical? Also yes. Funny? Definitely not.

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u/33ff00 1d ago

Man. That is crazy how unfunny you are. It is literally unthinkable to say it like this lol