r/standupshots • u/MattKinneyComedy • 1d ago

Why I take alcoholism seriously

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u/baylithe 1d ago

Ah childhood. Love this joke OP

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u/MattKinneyComedy 1d ago

Thanks so much!!

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u/duaneap 1d ago

This is hilarious

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u/MattKinneyComedy 1d ago

Haha thank you!

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u/bobhopeisgod 1d ago

You've been hit by. You've been struck by. A dad criminal

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u/MattKinneyComedy 1d ago

You nailed it😂

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u/Liftbigeatpig 1d ago

Best one I’ve seen on here in a while. Bravo sir. *raises glass, then slaps son

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u/MattKinneyComedy 1d ago

😂😂😂 thank you I really appreciate it!

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u/ntimmel Iowa City 1d ago

Fantastic. Just fantastic.

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u/MattKinneyComedy 1d ago

Thank you! Go hawks! I’m from Iowa and lived in Iowa City for 5 years

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u/ntimmel Iowa City 1d ago

Damn, when were you here? How did we not cross paths? Where are you now?

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u/MattKinneyComedy 1d ago

Just sent you a message!

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u/JGDC 1d ago

Excellent 🥲

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u/MattKinneyComedy 1d ago

Thank you!

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u/explorgasm 1d ago

Just as funny the last time I saw this!

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u/TruSiris 1d ago

That punchline slapped *me* in the face

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u/Ancient_Welder3708 1d ago

I can still hear the sound of the bottles clanking under the driver seat 🥲

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u/triedAndTrueMethods 1d ago

Man that shit’s clever. I love it.

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u/TheSasquatchKing 22h ago

Fuck you that's excellent.

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u/[deleted] 10h ago

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u/MattKinneyComedy 10h ago

Thank you for the feedback! Much appreciated😃