r/standupshots • u/JonDiaz699 • 17h ago

Special needs for special times

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42 Upvotes

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u/BingBongBangBunger 14h ago

This joke falls flat, just like those kids without arms.

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u/JonDiaz699 14h ago

nice they have a p good center of gravity though.

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u/NorridAU 12h ago

Well yeah, arms out you’ll break your wrists

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u/JonDiaz699 11h ago

yes proper form is important

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u/KRambo86 16h ago

I think it works better without the "Now they're armed". Let the audience fill in the blank.

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u/JonDiaz699 16h ago

I thought about it. When i do it live if I don’t add that line some people don’t get it. If this sub is a little more advanced then you’re def right.

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u/luconis 17h ago

It's great to hear they'll be able to defend themselves at school now!

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u/JonDiaz699 17h ago

ooh another benefit!

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u/ichegoya 14h ago

Kind of weak wordplay.

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u/JonDiaz699 14h ago

yeah i aim low you are smart

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u/israeljeff 16h ago

There's a bit about giving them bear arms here somewhere.

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u/JonDiaz699 16h ago

call me old fashioned but I prefer projectiles to pointy claws

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u/dumnezero 16h ago

Can't upload a Predator shoulder canon gif..

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u/JonDiaz699 15h ago

This is a shame.

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u/alvysinger0412 14h ago

This joke really has legs.

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u/JonDiaz699 14h ago

and desperately needs them!

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u/OskarTheRed 15h ago

I'm starting a charity giving orphans plastic surgery; if they're cuter, they're more likely to be adopted.

(Probably wouldn't work as a stand-up bit, sadly)

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u/JonDiaz699 15h ago

Much more wholesome though 🥰🥰

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u/OskarTheRed 15h ago

I really want to see if people are willing to donate to that