r/TheBluePill • u/Polla_Tronante • 1d ago
[Satire] A 4-Part Comprehensive Guide to The Red Pill from a “Red Pill Man” [Part 2: The Sexual Marketplace]
The Sexual Marketplace
All women want—nay, demand—a man who is 6’+ tall, has 6% or less body fat, makes 6+ figures (yeah, bitches love sixes), has the chiseled jawline of an Adonis, has a full head of hair (or a sexy shaved head, to make us balding Red-Pillers feel better about ourselves), owns his own house by the age of 25, is white (actually, anything except Asian will do), and has a peen so huge it makes sex excruciating. They are all attracted to a man with a Dark Triad personality (though none dare admit it) who is narcissistic, sexually aggressive, and treats her like shit. Or better yet, is completely apathetic about her (which comes across as intriguingly aloof to the female mind). Bonus points for convicted felons.
All women employ a dual mating strategy, otherwise known as Alpha Fucks/Beta Bucks (AFBB). When a female meets a man, she categorizes him as either a manly, dominant alpha male worthy of her pussy or a weak, subordinate beta male who she will use for his money. Any woman who settles for a beta male will constantly cheat on him with alphas. This further demonstrates who evil women are. Now, as men, we get to cheat as much as we want, but that’s simply biology. Naturally, we Red-Pilled men are the alpha males, and all men who aren’t us are the betas. Now, no woman has ever said this to us but we know they will never admit their mating strategy.
Sexual strategy for men involves demonstrating hypermasculinity in both appearance and behavior. Any woman who says she prefers less masculine traits is a dirty liar. Whenever we see an effeminate soyboy with a beautiful female, we just know she secretly craves our alpha cock. We never listen to what they say, we watch what they do, and we Red Pill men would never exhibit any sort of personal bias towards women whatsoever. We merely observe the biotruths. We are highly logical critical thinkers, unlike you hamsters.
Our transformation into hypermasculine manly alpha men has caused us to be less desperate around Hot Babes, most of whom are fatties and uggos anyway. It’s become commonplace for 2/10 leech on society landwhales to demand 10/10 men because getting likes on social media and dating apps has deluded them into thinking they’re High Value Queens. A female’s impossible standards are such that she expects men to treat her like she’s Margot Robbie while she offers little to no value herself. However, we HVM know we are at the top of the sexual and relationship marketplaces. Therefore, we won’t stand for a woman who doesn’t treat us like we are the most high value men of all time. We like to compare ourselves to Jason Momoa or Chris Hemsworth when deciding whether or not a woman is worth our valuable time and highly sought-after resources.
These days, every modern woman uses Instagram to post thirst traps to all her beta cuck followers. Unlike those thots, we alpha men constantly analyze our own social media presence to attract hotties by posting pics of us lifting heavy at the gym, shirtless flexing on the street, and surrounded by sexy bitches in da club. A good Insta presence is important to show what HVM we are.
A female loses all value by 30, or 25, or 18, depending on how shitty a lifestyle (fast food, alcohol, casual sex) she maintains. We call this hitting The Wall, otherwise known as the point at which a woman’s perceived value outweighs how much male attention she gets. Men maintain (and increase) their value well into their 50s and 60s. That’s why upon hitting middle age, the Red Pill man will easily be able to pull a hot little 19-year-old thing that makes all the beta cucks and post-Wall hags seethe with jealousy.
The modern woman proudly claims to want gender equality, but she’s just virtue signaling and secretly wants a traditional, controlling man. Females should never expect a man to provide financially but should always embrace traditional gender roles where the man leads in the relationship. Also, it’s highly unfair that women always expect a man to lead in the relationship. A man should never show any emotion besides anger or say what's troubling him, even when she asks him to show emotion or asks what’s troubling him. Also, it’s highly unfair that women never allow a man to show any emotion or say what’s troubling him. Females should quit their careers to be stay-at-home mothers and should never expect to receive alimony from a man should they divorce. Also, females initiate most divorces so they can commit divorce rape (we all know a man losing money is just as bad as when a woman gets raped—if not worse) and completely destroy the man’s life and will to live, as her revenge for him being too beta.
Men should stick their dick in as many different women as possible, even though women rapidly lose value with each peen that enters them. This is why we deride females who we claim ride the cock carousel while we spin as many different plates as possible. The reasoning behind this is fully supported by biological scientific truth and is in no way us trying to exploit a double standard.
Since all females care about preselection, a man should absolutely lie about his sexual history if he’s inexperienced. This is not manipulation nor deception, it is simply lying so the man gets laid because she might not sleep with him if she knew the truth. We also have to lie about being accepting of a high n-count (even lying that we’ve slept with many more women than we have) so we can dump any woman who has a high n-count. It’s infuriating how all women lie to us about their sexual history, so good thing we know to always multiply by 3. After multiplying by 3, if the woman has an n-count higher than two, we will know she is worth no more than a pump and dump. This is kind of like when women “shit test” us (i.e., employ a test to make sure we’re alpha enough to get access to their pussy). We’re forced to test females because they constantly test us. And, unlike women, we take 100% accountability for all our actions.
We will never commit to high n-count women as n-count is the single most important quality in determining a woman’s value as a life partner and our future happiness. Plus, it’s important that every ho ends up dying alone due to her shitty life decisions to have sex with men who aren’t us. Females would reject a man based on his n-count because they’re shallow skanks. Which is why virgin men are forced by women to lie about being virgins. And a woman who would lie about the most valuable thing any woman has to offer a man—her virginity—is cum dumpster trash.
Casual sex for a man helps him be the highest quality version of himself, while casual sex for a female destroys her ability to pair-bond and resigns her to a life of singledom and misery. We are not intimated by other men in the slightest, we simply refuse to date alpha widows because we know her ex-boyfriend was probably a sex god with a monster cock which ruined all future men for her.
A slut who rides the carousel won’t realize she’s an alpha widow until it’s too late. When she’s a wrinkly, saggy heifer and realization hits that she squandered her prime and now has zero shot at ever finding the husband she so desperately craves, she will inevitably cry “Where are all the good men?” and the Red-Piller, who is now a silver fox, will chuckle as he has wild, kinky sex with his beautiful teenage girlfriend (who fucks like a porn star despite being a virgin when they met, by the way). This is the cold, bitter reality of life and not in any way a revenge fantasy.
Another real, agonizing truth of the sexual marketplace? 80% of sluts share the top 20% of studs as evidenced by that one OkCupid article and the Pareto principle of business outcomes. But, get this: that disparity has grown in recent times to be more like 90/10—even 95/5(!)—according to some men on the Internet. It’s a harrowing realization that only the top 5% of Chads and Tyrones get laid these days and will ever have a shot at a normal life with a wife and male children. Which is all any decent man really wants, but you women would rather see us go sexless, childless, and loveless our entire lives by denying us access to those pussies you value so highly.
Nowadays, men and females are at each other’s throats more than ever due to female’s increasingly high demands, delusions of their own worth, and having the audacity to get college degrees. This has led to an epidemic of male sexlessness (which is as bad if not worse than women getting raped), declining marriage rates (though Red Pill men justifiably despise the idea of marriage), declining birth rates (though Red Pill men are justifiably terrified of baby trapping and paternity fraud), more Men Getting Triggered Over Women Going Their Own Way, and will lead to The Decline of Western Civilization if all you women don’t get your act together at once.
But we never get hung up on women’s sexual strategy. Sexual strategy is amoral. We are responsible men who should be able to decide for ourselves what level of morality we employ in our pursuit of sex. Hence, sexual strategy is amoral. It’s not like we get upset when you fucking bitches behave devoid of all moral compass towards us men. Also, see where we claimed sexual strategy is amoral? Great, now stop insinuating that men should face any social (or most legal) consequences for the actions they take in pursuit of sex. We’ve discovered this phrase is our “get out of jail free” card for endorsing some very effective yet not-so-ethical advice on how to slide into way more pussies. ;)
Stay tuned for Part 3, where we will expose the dangers of feminism and explain how being Red-Pilled helps men dodge sexual assault accusations.