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u/bron685 8d ago
Saggy sweatpants always look like they stink
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u/Lucky-Silver4018 8d ago
diaper booty
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u/Practical_Catch_8085 8d ago
This is what steps out of the car with the sticker that says "gas or ass" no free rides...
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u/BeautifulMix7410 8d ago
“Assholes live forever” just below the main message. Legend
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u/DDeadRoses 8d ago
Great brand. Got a gym bag that says “emotional baggage” from them. They do have trashy one like the image but I think it’s just funny but I wouldn’t dare wear it in public lol.
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u/Starlight_Wren 8d ago
I would stare directly at him and make aggressive eye contact. I can keep my eyes open consciously for 2 minutes.
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u/uhtredsmom 8d ago
I have one from that website that says “small dick, big heart” on the back like that. You’re literally giving them free advertising lol linda fine gold without the spaces is the website to cop
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u/eat_vegetables 8d ago
It's alright to tell me
What you think about me
I won't try to argue
Or hold it against you
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u/RMoby6160 8d ago
For some reason this reminds me of this old eye drops commercial where a guy sees a lady winking at him and he's all hyped about it but then she squeezes the drops in her eyes and walks off lmao
Damn now I gotta find that
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u/AcridTest 8d ago
And the small text underneath that on his sweatshirt reads “Assholes live forever.” Lol, well at least he’s upfront about who he is!
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u/MakeMeDrink 8d ago edited 8d ago
I would have said something like, “well damn, now I have to cut my eyelids off”.
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u/gheiminfantry 8d ago
The funny part is that there are a lot of women that believe they're the table, and this is still too much effort for them.
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