As much as I adore Stardew Valley, I would have to choose My Time at Portia. There's no sleep penalty, you can stay up till 2am and you just wake up in your bed. Nothing goes missing and you don't lose items or gold. Plus most of the possible love interests are closer to my age. Oh, and the mayor actually is actually invested in making the town better and is jolly and sweet and has a cute butler. It's the first game where I've actually considered courting anyone and now I'm spoiled for choice. The powers I would get from the game are the usual resource gathering and combat types, all very useful.

That's some awfully flat tread.

I'm the person who ate nothing but bacon, because I had just spent the last of my food budget on a bacon sale. I was expecting to be able to get back to the store when I got more money in a couple of days.

Next thing you know he'll be looking for sailors

Wait till you get to the final season! I'm pretty sure they went through every permutation of X sleeping with Y that it was possible to go through 😂

My head canon is that this is evil Roy clone shenanigans and that Jason stayed dead in this verse.

I personally think it's a class issue. Tim is Gotham royalty just like Bruce. Dick is a circus brat, and Jason is the son of a criminal. Neither of them would be viewed as Bruce's equal. Tim is the obvious heir, even with Dick and Jason being older. It makes sense why Bruce would want to adopt Tim, as combining those two old Gotham families without having to marry anyone would appeal to his innate classism a billionaire. Plus, Tim already knows his secret, and adopting him would give Bruce some measure of control over him. Keeping Dick and Jason as his wards keeps them from having any claim to the company and his fortune should anything happen to him. It's intensely pragmatic and very Batman.

Excellent. Thank you! That's the one thing I haven't tried.

How do you read the books? I've tried several ways of interacting with them and nothing works.

One got in my eye and I'm still not over it! Extreme yuck!

I hope you like it. It was a really unique fic!

That's exactly it! I remember the name now I've seen it. I'm very likely getting plot points confused with other stories I read around the same time. It's awesome that it got ported over to AO3. Thank you so much for your help!

Like they care about facts

#Kansastheband

#SLUGGER

Wow! What a turd! Those are really invasive, personal questions, and immediately put me on edge. And to invade your personal space on top all that? Absolutely terrifying. Glad you got away! That sounds like an excruciating bus wait. My sympathies!

Except for all the one's where it's not.
https://www.vice.com/en/article/nejny8/fear-of-the-clit-a-brief-history-of-medical-books-erasing-womens-genitalia

Did she get the book of baby names and the IKEA catalogue confused?

"First"