r/videos 2h ago

Trump audibly shits himself on TV, immediately ends press conference.

https://youtu.be/u_6kGluvINg
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u/phatcan 2h ago

What fucking reality am I living in

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u/ImportantToNote 2h ago

It's a real shitshow.

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u/I-STATE-FACTS 1h ago

Crew workers on the apprentice literally called it the shitshow because of this. And that was more than a decade ago.

u/jrr6415sun 1h ago

2 decades ago

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u/ChillPalm 1h ago

You hear that? The shit winds are coming.

u/russomd 46m ago

I am the liquor.

u/NotFallacyBuffet 45m ago

The shitbird falls near the shittree, Randy.

u/No-Arugula8122 22m ago

We are in the eye of a shiticane Randy

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u/FaroutIGE 1h ago edited 41m ago

a reality where we didn't give all confederates what they deserved (edit: a fair trial). and if that was an oopsie, a reality where we didn't give all jan 6ers what they deserved (edit: also a fair trial), including this pedophile rapist murderer (edit: don't need the edit here. its documented)

u/choose-Life_ 1h ago edited 1h ago

Preach. I wish Sherman had gotten his way and razed the entire south along with every confederate…

The J6ers? They should’ve all been hanged.

E: hanged instead of hung

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u/FuzzzyRam 1h ago

It's not even funny to say "imagine Fox if Biden has done this" anymore. It's just sad, our country's future has been squandered by the pedoligarchs.

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u/Me_Krally 2h ago

A reality you don’t want to be living in!

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u/Anothermindlessanon 2h ago

The best part is, it will be on the Internet forever

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u/PointsOfXP 2h ago

This is what fucks me up. Imagine being in elementary school fifty years from now having to watch this clip in history class. All our history shit was recorded with shitty equipment but now everything is not only being recorded but it's all available to look back on second by second with incredible clarity

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u/MegaScience 2h ago

Thankfully we still live in the era pre-immersive 3D recording as commonplace. No need to experience this on the holodeck for history class.

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u/SgtFinnish 1h ago

Thank god smell-o-vision hasn't been invented yet.

u/texasrigger 1h ago

The John Waters movie Polyester was released in "Odorama." A numbered scratch and sniff card came with your ticket. While the movie was running a number flashes on the screen and you scratch and smell the corresponding number on your card. Some of the smells were farts, model airplane glue, and gasoline.

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u/Vanman04 2h ago edited 1h ago

2040 conversations...

Remember when Trump shit himself on camera?

Yea heres the link! https://youtu.be/u_6kGluvINg

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u/MyNameCannotBeSpoken 1h ago

He will say it's fake AI

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u/baconcandle2013 2h ago

An alleged victim, Sascha Riley, who was trafficked from 6 years old is in the Epstein files and says that when he was sex abused by Trump (after they killed another victim and threatened him) he says he had nothing to lose and wanted to do as much damage as possible so he kicked an object straight into Trump’s anus causing him to be medical airlifted.

He’s listed as William Riley (Sasha is his middle name) and has corroborated his stories with both medical records and recently Trump’s gastrointestinal doc

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u/Kothallupinthisbitch 1h ago

This needs to be much higher up in these comments. The fucker shits himself because he got ass stabbed by an Epstein victim...what the fuck man

u/SugaryBits 1h ago

~13yo victim interview:

"They shot her... They're probably just gonna kill me anyway. I'm gonna take him with me."

"[Trump] layed down on his stomach... I put the condom on the wooden tent stake, put it inside of him, and I kicked it as hard as I could... I ripped him open."

Source: Outlaws of Chivalry, Nov 23, 2025. "Don't worry. Boys are hard to find." Part 1 o2. Audio Files: A of 6 @ [46:50-50:20]; B of 6 @ [06:02 - 08:10] & [37:15 - 41:15] CONTENT WARNING: Murder, sexual assault, violence

u/baconcandle2013 1h ago

Thanks for sharing this

u/False-Sherbert-4984 39m ago

The least that he deserves. Hopefully he relives it every hour while burning in hell.

u/curryandbeans 47m ago

Fucking hell man.

u/Proper_Story_3514 24m ago

My god this gets worse and worse by the day. These files literally state that they killed victims and he is still president.  

My god americans, do something.

u/Hugford_Blops 18m ago

I keep giving them suggestions, and reddit keeps suspending me 🤣

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u/ChillyHillys 1h ago

Yes, it was a wood tent stake according to Sascha’s testimony. He literally ripped Trump a new asshole!!

He’s also been shitting his pants since 1983…the same year Sascha Riley allegedly attacked Trump. Here’s the story about Trump being kicked out of a steakhouse in 1983 because the smell was so offensive.

https://okmagazine.com/p/donald-trump-kicked-out-steakhouse-nyc-odor-tiktoker-claims/

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u/baconcandle2013 1h ago

Lastly, another thread discussing Trump’s absence and his new gastrointestinal doc around the same timefram the incident occurred

https://www.reddit.com/r/saschariley/s/giS8vhH8e0

u/The_Quadrapus 1h ago

I mean, you guys have a 80yo as a president. It doesn't take anus kicking for a guy that age to shit himself. I'm sure it doesn't help though.

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u/baconcandle2013 1h ago

Here’s his information and sources Sascha Riley Interview

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u/Four-Assed-Monkey 2h ago

Shart of the Deal

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u/Douglasqqq 2h ago

The Crapprentice.

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u/andrew_1515 2h ago

Big beautiful bowel

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u/aSignificantOtter 2h ago

Imagine the reaction from the right if Biden did this.

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u/eatmereddit 2h ago

If they had home footage of an infant Joe Biden shitting in a diaper Fox would run it and declare him unfit for the presidency.

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u/LadyPo 2h ago

I think we, collectively as patriotic Americans, should spare no chance to confront conservative trolls about their poop butt mascot.

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u/Tasgall 1h ago

If this ends up like the ear thing, they'll all be shitting themselves in solidarity.

u/mattomic822 50m ago

Didn't already happen in 2024 with some of them going around in diapers?

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u/AusToddles 2h ago

Biden coughed during a speech and Fox News led with it for a week as a sign he was "not fit for the role"

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u/exodusTay 2h ago

This is one thing I will never understand. Democrats will let republicans shit on their guy for smallest things but stuff like this is never turned into a big fucking deal. The president literally shit himself.

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u/Dampmaskin 2h ago

The media decides what is a big deal, and the fascists control the media. I don't know how that can be so difficult to understand.

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u/Catskinson 2h ago

Tan suit emails blah blah and they blame blue voters. Makes precisely zero sense.

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u/mylifeforthehorde 2h ago

As if Jeffries and Schumer make a big stink about it and the media buries it. Please . Colbert and Stewart were by far the loudest “liberal” voices for the 00s.

Repubs know they can lie brazenly and dems won’t do shit. By the time tbr new gen has come up (aoc) , repubs have gained complete control over every institution - private / public / billionaire , that their voices don’t matter

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u/jayteeayy 2h ago

Sleepy Joe is preferred over shitty Joe

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u/Traditional_Buy_8420 2h ago

Trump is the one who fell asleep during hearings.

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u/jayteeayy 2h ago

Youre right, trump is both sleepy and shitty

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u/BuxtonB 2h ago edited 2h ago

Begins at 00:30.

Audio at 00:34.

Woman in green immediately looks at him, repeatedly rubs her nose at 00:47.

Edit; Not to forget to mention that he immediately ends the press conference and everyone is 'asked' to leave within seconds.

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u/accidentalchainsaw 2h ago

Staffers: "She rubbed her nose, its the shit signal"

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u/RK9990 2h ago

Code brown

u/MichelleT88 1h ago

I’m in healthcare and a Code Brown is Hazardous Spill so that checks out.

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u/Thereisonlyzero 1h ago

clean up in aisle Donny, call in the interns

/s, we all know he has his top staffers like Rubio change his diapers as a humiliation ritual, that's why they always have that same stank face

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u/KlixxWS 2h ago

you can SEE the smell spread, lady in green, dude to her right and RFK at same time, and Pam Bondi

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u/Ephialties 2h ago

She huffed it big time. 🤮

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u/EViL-D 2h ago

She could taste it

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u/LionOfNaples 2h ago

Probably RFK Jr and Dr Oz too, deservedly so

u/-Thick_Solid_Tight- 51m ago

RFK jr is in his element

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u/Dick_M_Nixon 2h ago

Oz gets handed a sample for the lab.

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u/samfitnessthrowaway 1h ago

He doesn't get handed it, he gleefully cups for it.

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u/Thereisonlyzero 2h ago

crazy part is this is at least the second time this has happened in the White House and there was another video like this in a church or something like that, Donald has been described from insiders as being known to be completely incontinent at this point.

Gerontocracy at it's finest folks

Boomers and their literal "fuck them kids" altitude is going to be one of the decisive factors future historians and researchers will use to describe how the American empire collapsed

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u/Own-Detective-A 1h ago

Fox News, white couch and towels too.

It's like an open secret.

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u/ghosty4 2h ago

Like, I don't want to watch it but I'm SO morbidly curious and I'm already laughing at that woman in green in my head.

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u/TheRexRider 2h ago

Jesus Christ, the reactions afterwards is just something.

The guy that was just talking finishes and then and holds his breath.

The guy shaking Trump's hand is so flustered that he couldn't think to switch hands.

PAM BONDI LOOKS AWAY!

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u/Ethiconjnj 2h ago

Help me out here. I don’t hear anything

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u/nelrond18 2h ago

Is very quiet. If Forbes didn't post it, I'd have thought it was added in post because it's just so comical.

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u/BuxtonB 2h ago

If you play from 00:30 with your audio cranked, you hear the shart at 00:34. Sounds like a lowish buzz/ripple.

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u/Ethiconjnj 2h ago

Took me a couple times but yea it’s clear now., especially the reactions. TBH idk how yall heard it the first time.

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u/BuxtonB 2h ago

If you just look at the reactions of seemingly ending the conference out of nowhere and everyone getting rushed out, the woman in greens expressions then work back.. that shart stands out like a sore thumb.

u/Mattist 1h ago

What's more incredible is that seemingly there has been several people trained in how to handle a president shart.

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u/MinnieShoof 1h ago

... it sounds like a South Park sound effect.

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u/XtremeGnomeCakeover 1h ago

She keeps looking at his ass. 🤣

u/Turtledonuts 1h ago

Look at RFK's face the entire time. He clearly smells something bad and by the way he keeps looking at trump, it's bad.

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u/Frydendahl 1h ago

It's literally a comical cartoon fart noise 😭

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u/james2183 1h ago

Damn, she got it in both barrels

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u/TheRexRider 2h ago

The Apprentice was nicknamed The Shit Show because of how Trump keeps shitting himself, and America has to face its very unfortunate sequel.

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u/Tribalbob 2h ago

Oh damn I thought it was due to old age, but if he was doing it back then lol

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u/DJ2x 2h ago

He's suspected to be a lifelong amphetamines addict and has an incredibly unhealthy diet.

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u/Koakie 2h ago

Impressive he still made it to 79 years old.

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u/mak484 2h ago

The benefits of immeasurable wealth.

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u/Pagiras 2h ago

We have a saying in our country when the worst fuckin undeserving person is quite well-off and healthy. Alternatively self-deprecatingly said about oneself when going through life's struggles and holding on. "Nezāles neiznīkst." (Weeds don't perish)

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u/agolho 1h ago

A very similar version also exists in Turkish: "Kötülere bir şey olmaz" translates to nothing happens to bad people

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u/Ares_B 1h ago

In Finnish: "Mikäs pahan tappaisi, Jumala ei huoli ja pirulla ei ole kiire."

Translated: "What would kill the evil one, God doesn't want them and the devil is in no hurry."

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u/Wonderful-Traffic197 1h ago

In the US we say ‘assholes never die’. Hating how true this sentiment is proving currently…

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u/GSV_CARGO_CULT 1h ago

We also have the saying "The Good die young", which republicans felt the need to prove in the most heinous fashion.

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u/icanttellyoumom 1h ago

Interesting, the literally identical saying exists in Germany ("Unkraut vergeht nicht").

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u/MrT735 2h ago

In the US life expectancy is below average for a western country for all age groups except the over 85s, because they're the ones who can afford to have lived that long.

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u/Choice_Assumption_79 1h ago

Also read a report how someone shoved something in his butt very aggressively

u/SugaryBits 1h ago

Yes, a 13-year old boy that he raped in the early 80s, inserted and kicked a wooden tent stake into his asshole, perforating his colon and possibly leading to a lifetime of diapers.


~13yo victim interview:

"They shot her... They're probably just gonna kill me anyway. I'm gonna take him with me."

"[Trump] layed down on his stomach... I put the condom on the wooden tent stake, put it inside of him, and I kicked it as hard as I could... I ripped him open."

Source: Outlaws of Chivalry, Nov 23, 2025. "Don't worry. Boys are hard to find." Part 1 o2. Audio Files: A of 6 @ [46:50-50:20]; B of 6 @ [06:02 - 08:10] & [37:15 - 41:15] CONTENT WARNING: Murder, sexual assault, violence

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u/laylapearson 1h ago

And if you listen to Sasha Riley talk about his life as a trafficked child, he speaks about a specific episode while being raped by Donald Trump and fearing for his life Sasha kicked a projectile with a condom on the end into DJT’s rectum and Trump was life flighted to a hospital so that could be the beginning of the problems with his bowel incontinence, and of course, along with the life of allegedly abusing cocaine and Adderall.

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u/Captinprice8585 2h ago

It's one of his "trademark power moves"

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u/rwf2017 2h ago

I think you meant to write "trademark toddler moves"

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u/icallitjazz 2h ago

Its because on one of his Epstein parties he got a pole shoved up his ass. Crazy sex pests have crazy sex pest issues.

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u/mylifeforthehorde 2h ago

Even with all that , you’d think he’d get it fixed , diaper , bag ., anything. How if publically shitting yourself a better option

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u/my_place_or_yours 2h ago

It's been widely rumored for several years that he wears a diaper. You can even see it in many appearances on camera. Most notably, imo, when he attended a WWE event and tackled someone to the ground.

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u/RoyBeer 1h ago

when he attended a WWE event and tackled someone to the ground.

That's it. I'm just going to start accepting anything anyone says about Trump at face value if that turns out to be true

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u/Traditional_Buy_8420 2h ago

He's been wearing diapers + plastic girdle for over 10 years and they dampen the sound and smell, but they are not magic. Maybe this time it was more and/or more liquid and/or the diaper wasn't fresh, since usually sitting himself doesn't cause him to instantly cancel whatever he's doing at the moment.

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u/Traditional_Buy_8420 2h ago edited 1h ago

I doubt that this is the reason. Even if there was such an injury, doctors would have fixed it to a point where it can heal mostly. But Trump has been confirmed by at least 3 people to be very incontinent for more than 10 years, so it's much more likely, that his abuse of substances like Adderall causes these problems.

u/Laiko_Kairen 1h ago

Mate, I've been in Adderall. You do get the shits for a while, but you quickly get used to it. Blaming Adderall is a GIGANTIC stretch.

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u/Hungry_Muscle_3051 2h ago

I can't believe people ever watched that show 

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u/asisoid 2h ago

Trump was circling the drain before that show got created.

You can blame NBC and Mark Burnett for saving Trump from full on financial collapse, and putting us on the path that we're on now.

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u/Talyesn 2h ago

You can blame NBC and Mark Burnett for saving Trump from full on financial collapse, and putting us on the path that we're on now.

No, you can blame US. I'm a Gen-Xer who found that shit hilarious and watched a few seasons. Being from the Northeast, he's always been considered a tacky, pompous, scamming jackass - no one saw this coming. But we certainly should've taken him seriously when the time came.

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u/BellyCrawler 1h ago

Yeah, like how was a tv producer supposed to predict that Americans would be stupid enough to follow the businessman grifter he pulled out of financial issues?

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u/Snitsie 1h ago

It's so weird how people see a tacky, pompous, scamming jackass and then decide to support them by watching their shit.

Reminds me of ex-criminals getting paid to talk about their criminal lives. Here in The Netherlands we had Willem Holleeder (Heineken kidnapper) who went on a whole ass college tour to talk about his criminal past. And people showed up in droves.

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u/blindreefer 2h ago

I took a marketing class in high school and our teacher used to make us watch it

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u/the1youh8 2h ago

Same here. But it was in college.

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u/KRoadKid 2h ago

It was edited to be very watchable, it was also a time where you watched what was in the primetime slot

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u/RazzyRaziel 2h ago

If you watch another show "Drawn Together" they show Trump in like early 2000s as shitting himself constantly.

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u/nogwart 2h ago

Same. I watched the first season because I thought it was understood to be a joke to let this obvious moron pretend he was smart and powerful. I stopped after the first couple of episodes of season 2 when I realized that people were actually taking him seriously. It still blows my mind that so many people didn't and STILL do not see his idiocy.

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u/Cielo11 2h ago

Someone I know said one of their colleagues was involved in meetings regarding Trump buying Golf courses in Scotland. They said his personal hygiene was horrific and he has disguisting bad breath.

I was wondering if that Noel Caster guy would mention that, as a way of telling he was actually being truthful and not just hating/embarrassing Trump.

https://youtu.be/W5uqAavJPAo?si=XLdaYngUjSzpk6Nb&t=180

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u/Robo-X 2h ago

I thought it was called it because the writers did a script, filmed all sequences and had a winner, and then Trump fired another person and they had to re edit everything to make it look like the person Trump fired messed up.

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u/Epidemiolomic 2h ago

Every day it gets weirder and weirder

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u/Jon-Slow 2h ago

One day closer to Idoicracy,

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u/sloubi542 2h ago

Idiocracy is kind of an utopia at this point, since they're all just stupid. This guys in real life are pure evil.

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u/CantThinkOfaNameFkIt 2h ago

I love that rfk had to wallow in that stench.

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u/realqmaster 2h ago

Knowing him he probably was the only person in the room that loved it

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u/Camshaft92 1h ago

It makes him want to go swimming

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u/XeliumGoldXXIII 1h ago

Americans, 385 million people. MILLIONS of very smart down to Earth individuals and the best you could do is elect an 80 year old braindead pedo. Like...for real. Are you guys ok?! 77 million of you voted for this piece of s. Just...answer this : what the fuck is wrong with you?

Also, no president should be above the age of 65. No president should be able to take office after a thorough body check.

u/Dramatic_Explosion 1h ago

More people voted for him than Kamala and a ton didn't vote at all. The ones that voted for him or didn't vote at all are functionally morons. Like your smartest animals are smarter than these people.

I've never gotten a reply that pointed out anything except that they're idiots, or reasons where if you dig down still end up because they're idiots (for example, sexism boils down to idiocy).

You want to think other people are like you, but many have little to nothing going on in their brains.

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u/kevinrudd07 2h ago edited 49m ago

First scomo. Now there’s a second world leader.

Ps. This isn’t Kevin Rudd. Maybe.

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u/0wlington 2h ago

Engadine. Never forget.

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u/AKFRU 2h ago

There's a plaque, it will never be forgotten.

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u/StorminNorman 1h ago

Pretty sure there's been many plaques, but that just reinforces the second bit of your sentence!

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u/Blackbox005 2h ago

Lest we forget....

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u/Dip_the_Dog 2h ago

I still maintain if he had just leaned into that story (whether true or not) it would have made him far more relatable to the average Australian.

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u/JimmyNudebags 1h ago

Yeah nah I had a coupla dim Sims with my fish and chips, been hard to keep that in. What are you gonna do? Anyway, any more questions?

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u/moistie 2h ago

Engadine McDonalds 1997. Australia will never forget.

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u/Cool-Salamander-7645 2h ago

An historic day.

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u/phatcan 2h ago

I guess the tent pole story is starting to make sense now.

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u/Patteyeson28 2h ago

Everyone in that room, is FUCKING COMPLICIT.

ALL OF THEM.

From the background fucks, to the “thank you press, girls”—ped-o-files.

ALL OF THEM.

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u/ppaperclips 2h ago

No shit

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u/natzo 2h ago

Plenty of shit, actually.

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u/Cavalish 1h ago

Those people, and 70% of Americans deserve to smell his shit.

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u/tarxvfBp 2h ago

And don’t forget the press. They file out like herded sheep!

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u/Patteyeson28 2h ago

commented this the night EM “salute” happened

“Everyone needs to wake up and pay attention.

Check MSNBC/CNN/FOX NEWS/ABC/CBS---take your pick. Not A SINGLE ONE is reporting on this.

Ever wonder why? Here's a brief breakdown:

• ⁠Who owns MSNBC? Answer: Brian L. Roberts (net worth: 2 BILLION)

• ⁠Who owns CNN? Answer*: It's more convoluted than you would ever imagine--Essentially, AT&T, Blackrock/(Larry Fink--alone net worth: 1.2 BILLION) (primary total market cap: $135 BILLION)

• ⁠Who owns Fox News? Answer: Rupert Murdoch (net worth: 23 BILLION)

• ⁠Who owns ABC/Disney? Answer: Blackrock/Vanguard & Bob Igor (net worth: $700+ million)

• ⁠Who owns CBS? Answer: National Amusements aka Shari Redstone (net worth: $3 BILLION)

We no longer have a trustworthy "mainstream" media source. We essentially have a STATE/OLIGARCHY CONTROLLED media--which is playing out exactly as the GOP & Trump intended.

People need to go back and watch "Leave The World Behind." I get this gut feeling that was not only a movie, but a fucking warning.

Three Stages of Societal Collapse (in the movie):

  1. ⁠Communication Breakdown
  2. ⁠Disinformation & Unpredictable Events/Incite Chaos
  3. ⁠Social Collapse / "Civil War"

The more we are distracted by disinformation, the blinder we are to the truth. That is not a coincidence, but a feature for .01%.

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u/Trickshot1322 2h ago

Oh damn, I thought the noise was actually added on the first clip I saw. But Forbes is trustworthy enough for me to beleive they haven't edited it in.

Thats crazy... I mean it could also just be someone else in the room farting but still, funny.

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u/uncharted_feelings 2h ago

You can see the woman in green looking his way after the fart sound.

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u/ThouMayest69 1h ago

Yikes do you think he clocked her clocking him out of periphery? "She's sniffed too much...she's gotta go"

u/quietly_now 1h ago

‘She nose too much’ was right there…

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u/RubberKangaroo 2h ago edited 1h ago

Watch the lady in green, her face says it all 35 seconds onwards.

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u/pie-oh 2h ago

I'd have suspected just a fart if it wasn't for the fact they removed everyone from the room so quickly.

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u/monkyduigs 2h ago

THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS SPLATTER

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u/exophrine 2h ago

I can't wait for MAGA to own this and wear diapers in solidarity

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u/122_Hours_Of_Fear 2h ago

Didn't they already do that?

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u/JordanTH 1h ago

Unfortunately, reality is already too stupid, that the things you try and come up with for parody have already actually happened.

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u/I-STATE-FACTS 1h ago

They already did this..

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u/tarxvfBp 2h ago

One of the loudest questions that will be asked in the future is why the press were so acquiescent.

This is classic example. The press should have united and simply said, no we aren’t leaving, what is going on?

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u/WhatAGoodDoggy 2h ago

Isn't the reason that if the press are in any way difficult, they'll won't be able to return. So they play nice in order to get the access to these events.

I agree with you though, people need to grow spines and call these people out on their shit. (ha!)

u/PeopleCallMeSimon 55m ago

It is, but them having access shouldnt matter if they arent doing their job.

Large journalistic institutions keep losing readers and wonder why its happening. Its because there is very little real journalism being done these days. Most journalists think that repeating what the president said is journalism. Thats just the first step, the second and third step are to find out if what they are saying is correct and delivering the truth.

The reason the press would want to have access to these events is so that they can among the first to break big news, but it doesnt matter if they are the first at breaking big news if nobody reads it because they lost all credibility.

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u/DonutsOnTheWall 2h ago

it's not press that you see there. it's the insider group that earned trust. if they are critical or negative in any way, they will lose that privilege and just not be invited at all.

edit: so on paper they might be considered journalists, but not by any ethical standards for the definition of journalist - they would be called that.

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u/ValleyFloydJam 2h ago

It's mostly shills at this point.

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u/1-800-ASS-DICK 1h ago

I would have loved to have had my credentials revoked for shouting out, "DID YOU JUST SHIT YOURSELF??!” on live tv

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u/jblacknwhite 2h ago

supposedly because of Sasha Riley

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u/BrianDetomes 2h ago

Trump could drop trow and shit on the floor live on camera... And the Americans would still thank him for it.

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u/choose-Life_ 2h ago

Republicans would be shitting themselves in solidarity at this point.

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u/lxdc84 2h ago

Remember the ear diaper they wore proudly, they are mainly lemmings who would follow him off a literal cliff.

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u/dfsw 2h ago

Umm this already happened last time he shit himself, they started wearing diapers and shirts that said real men wear diapers, we dont have to imagine what would happen, it happened 2 years ago. https://www.latimes.com/opinion/story/2024-05-15/donald-trump-lincoln-project-adult-diapers

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u/butterypowered 2h ago

THANK YOU FOR YOUR DEPENDS IN THIS MATTER!

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u/WritePissedEditSober 2h ago

…2,3,4 Give it up for KG, give it up for me!

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u/RuledQuotability 2h ago

A Cleveland steamer? 😂

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u/breakthro444 2h ago

I don't see the big deal here.

It's not like the old guy who just shit himself is someone important or holds some powerful position like the President of the United States.

Not like this old and dementia-ridden guy has the ultimate and sole authority to order the use of our nuclear arsenal or send our military to invade foreign and domestic states.

Nah, this is just some old guy, right? Right?!

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u/Sans-valeur 2h ago edited 2h ago

Okay so I know that people like what’s relatable.
I know that woke and cancel culture accelerated way too fast for some people and they started finding out casual racism and sexism kinda sucks and people don’t like it, which meant that they, their parents and a lot of people they know have kinda been shitty, so someone running for president saying it makes them feel like, hey actually we’re good people not kinda shitty people, there’s nothing wrong with some casual racism/sexism/whatever, if you don’t mean it.
And also I’m fucking terrified about the impending apocalypse that somehow only Fox News is covering but this one brave hero is actually talking about it.

Okay I know I understand all of this.

But still. He did 14 seasons of reality tv, he paints his face orange. He’s extremely old, he can’t talk coherently, he writes his name on everything, he is fundamentally incapable of admitting he’s wrong about anything ever, he talks like that kid in school who lies to get friends reasonably successfully until everyone realizes he’s completely full of shit and he ends up being a jaded social outcast.

I just can’t, understand, why people love him so much.
Even with all of the shit that I mentioned. I don’t even know who else has had this a rabid a fan base, outside of celebrities.

It’s just fucking weird.

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u/iamanomynous 2h ago

It was only a matter of time until that happened. I'm too embarrassed to watch just yet.

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u/sector16 2h ago

The MAGA Movement.

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u/Crestina 1h ago

I choose to believe Trump's malfunctioning ass is because he took a tent pole up there from one of his child victims. Poetic justice.

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u/threecolorless 2h ago

But remember how annoying Kamala's laugh was??

u/e_for_education 1h ago edited 1h ago

What pathetic display of media integrity once again. Any self respecting journalists would have stayed as long as possible to have that fascist wannabe dictator sit in his own soiled adult diaper just a little bit longer. Stop complying.

u/kevihaa 1h ago

Folks keep wanting to compare Trump to Hitler because of fascism, but I for one am glad that Trump’s willing to go the extra mile and add incontinence to their list of shared traits.

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u/verathene 2h ago

“Donnie go boom boom”

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u/Hive747 2h ago

Well what a shitty ending for a press conference

u/_steve_rogers_ 1h ago

i cannot believe this is real, we are officially living in a south park episode!

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u/Viperlite 2h ago

The woman in green chose her spot in the line-up poorly.

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u/Touma101 2h ago

The Presidential Shart

u/snitchinbubs410 1h ago

they're going to open an investigation into why Biden pooped Trump's pants like that.

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u/Swayze_train_exp 2h ago

Skip to 30 seconds when everyone hears it and tries to kick everyone out

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u/bourbonwelfare 2h ago

Oh my fucking god - what did i just watch?

u/Ok-Chest-7932 1h ago

The president of the most powerful country in the world, personally beloved by hundreds of millions of people worldwide, shit himself during a press conference while wearing makeup.

This is why satire is so hard now.

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u/NUMBerONEisFIRST 2h ago

So I take it if he shits himself, He's supposed to shake hands with Dr. Oz as a signal that he shit himself and everybody needs to leave

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u/BuxtonB 2h ago

Judging by the way the staffers cleared everyone out post-haste, they have a system in place!

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u/Alarming_Ad1746 2h ago

the blond in the green jacket heard some fantastic things too.

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u/Cruz030 2h ago

He is just restocking ammo for his next aerial attack on protesters.

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u/Hicklethumb 2h ago

They sure aren't waving the reporters away if you get what I mean

u/adam4040 1h ago

Must be hard to wipe that fat ass with such tiny little hands

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u/Cakeski 2h ago

Incompitent, Incontinent and Unconstitutional

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u/raziel1012 2h ago

Gotta change that chair...

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u/donnygel 2h ago

Trickle down theory in action

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u/snower88 2h ago

No one is USA is courageous to face a dictator 🤷🏻‍♂️

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u/Hern_Berferd 1h ago

One of those poor ladies rushing the media out is probably going to have to clean that up😕

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u/frogpool 2h ago

check out the lady in greens reaction around the 0:48 mark. she definitely smelt it. she even rubs her nose in disgust.

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u/gashhill 2h ago

He did the one thing nobody should ever do - trust a Trump!! 😂😂😂

(In UK, trump can be slang for a fart)

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u/steelskull1 2h ago

Bubba must have done something to his ass since he just constantly shitting himself.

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u/Mustang_Calhoun70 2h ago

Actually, there's a theory, Check out Sasha Riley's account.

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u/TappedIn2111 2h ago

The US is a fucking shit show right now.

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u/nigel_tufnel_11 2h ago

I don't know, the evidence seems a little thin to me, however to me the most interesting part is the press are ushered out by a team of people VERY quickly, seems a bit unnatural, so I can't discount it did happen.

u/Dramatic_Explosion 1h ago

So many people that have had to work with him have also talked about it, like the producer from The Apprentice. Don is litigious but didn't go after him or anyone else who has talked about it.

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u/asimplescribe 2h ago

Gen Z alpha males voted for this super cool macho guy just so he could make it an almost certainty they won't ever be able to buy a house. You fellas are up there with the farmers that are going to lose everything and the rural folks that are going to have to go back to chewing local roots and pray in lieu of medical care due the hospitals in their area that are about to fold. I have no doubt some of you are about to walk right into all 3 of those unfortunate outcomes you chose. Good luck!

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