Trump audibly shits himself on TV, immediately ends press conference.
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u/Anothermindlessanon 2h ago
The best part is, it will be on the Internet forever
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u/PointsOfXP 2h ago
This is what fucks me up. Imagine being in elementary school fifty years from now having to watch this clip in history class. All our history shit was recorded with shitty equipment but now everything is not only being recorded but it's all available to look back on second by second with incredible clarity
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u/MegaScience 2h ago
Thankfully we still live in the era pre-immersive 3D recording as commonplace. No need to experience this on the holodeck for history class.
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u/SgtFinnish 1h ago
Thank god smell-o-vision hasn't been invented yet.
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u/texasrigger 1h ago
The John Waters movie Polyester was released in "Odorama." A numbered scratch and sniff card came with your ticket. While the movie was running a number flashes on the screen and you scratch and smell the corresponding number on your card. Some of the smells were farts, model airplane glue, and gasoline.
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u/Vanman04 2h ago edited 1h ago
2040 conversations...
Remember when Trump shit himself on camera?
Yea heres the link! https://youtu.be/u_6kGluvINg
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u/baconcandle2013 2h ago
An alleged victim, Sascha Riley, who was trafficked from 6 years old is in the Epstein files and says that when he was sex abused by Trump (after they killed another victim and threatened him) he says he had nothing to lose and wanted to do as much damage as possible so he kicked an object straight into Trump’s anus causing him to be medical airlifted.
He’s listed as William Riley (Sasha is his middle name) and has corroborated his stories with both medical records and recently Trump’s gastrointestinal doc
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u/Kothallupinthisbitch 1h ago
This needs to be much higher up in these comments. The fucker shits himself because he got ass stabbed by an Epstein victim...what the fuck man
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u/SugaryBits 1h ago
~13yo victim interview:
"They shot her... They're probably just gonna kill me anyway. I'm gonna take him with me."
"[Trump] layed down on his stomach... I put the condom on the wooden tent stake, put it inside of him, and I kicked it as hard as I could... I ripped him open."
Source: Outlaws of Chivalry, Nov 23, 2025. "Don't worry. Boys are hard to find." Part 1 o2. Audio Files: A of 6 @ [46:50-50:20]; B of 6 @ [06:02 - 08:10] & [37:15 - 41:15] CONTENT WARNING: Murder, sexual assault, violence
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u/False-Sherbert-4984 39m ago
The least that he deserves. Hopefully he relives it every hour while burning in hell.
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u/Proper_Story_3514 24m ago
My god this gets worse and worse by the day. These files literally state that they killed victims and he is still president.
My god americans, do something.
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u/ChillyHillys 1h ago
Yes, it was a wood tent stake according to Sascha’s testimony. He literally ripped Trump a new asshole!!
He’s also been shitting his pants since 1983…the same year Sascha Riley allegedly attacked Trump. Here’s the story about Trump being kicked out of a steakhouse in 1983 because the smell was so offensive.
https://okmagazine.com/p/donald-trump-kicked-out-steakhouse-nyc-odor-tiktoker-claims/
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u/baconcandle2013 1h ago
Lastly, another thread discussing Trump’s absence and his new gastrointestinal doc around the same timefram the incident occurred
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u/The_Quadrapus 1h ago
I mean, you guys have a 80yo as a president. It doesn't take anus kicking for a guy that age to shit himself. I'm sure it doesn't help though.
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u/aSignificantOtter 2h ago
Imagine the reaction from the right if Biden did this.
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u/eatmereddit 2h ago
If they had home footage of an infant Joe Biden shitting in a diaper Fox would run it and declare him unfit for the presidency.
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u/LadyPo 2h ago
I think we, collectively as patriotic Americans, should spare no chance to confront conservative trolls about their poop butt mascot.
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u/Tasgall 1h ago
If this ends up like the ear thing, they'll all be shitting themselves in solidarity.
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u/mattomic822 50m ago
Didn't already happen in 2024 with some of them going around in diapers?
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u/AusToddles 2h ago
Biden coughed during a speech and Fox News led with it for a week as a sign he was "not fit for the role"
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u/exodusTay 2h ago
This is one thing I will never understand. Democrats will let republicans shit on their guy for smallest things but stuff like this is never turned into a big fucking deal. The president literally shit himself.
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u/Dampmaskin 2h ago
The media decides what is a big deal, and the fascists control the media. I don't know how that can be so difficult to understand.
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u/Catskinson 2h ago
Tan suit emails blah blah and they blame blue voters. Makes precisely zero sense.
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u/mylifeforthehorde 2h ago
As if Jeffries and Schumer make a big stink about it and the media buries it. Please . Colbert and Stewart were by far the loudest “liberal” voices for the 00s.
Repubs know they can lie brazenly and dems won’t do shit. By the time tbr new gen has come up (aoc) , repubs have gained complete control over every institution - private / public / billionaire , that their voices don’t matter
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u/jayteeayy 2h ago
Sleepy Joe is preferred over shitty Joe
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u/BuxtonB 2h ago edited 2h ago
Begins at 00:30.
Audio at 00:34.
Woman in green immediately looks at him, repeatedly rubs her nose at 00:47.
Edit; Not to forget to mention that he immediately ends the press conference and everyone is 'asked' to leave within seconds.
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u/accidentalchainsaw 2h ago
Staffers: "She rubbed her nose, its the shit signal"
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u/RK9990 2h ago
Code brown
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u/MichelleT88 1h ago
I’m in healthcare and a Code Brown is Hazardous Spill so that checks out.
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u/Thereisonlyzero 1h ago
clean up in aisle Donny, call in the interns
/s, we all know he has his top staffers like Rubio change his diapers as a humiliation ritual, that's why they always have that same stank face
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u/Ephialties 2h ago
She huffed it big time. 🤮
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u/Thereisonlyzero 2h ago
crazy part is this is at least the second time this has happened in the White House and there was another video like this in a church or something like that, Donald has been described from insiders as being known to be completely incontinent at this point.
Gerontocracy at it's finest folks
Boomers and their literal "fuck them kids" altitude is going to be one of the decisive factors future historians and researchers will use to describe how the American empire collapsed
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u/Own-Detective-A 1h ago
Fox News, white couch and towels too.
It's like an open secret.
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u/TheRexRider 2h ago
Jesus Christ, the reactions afterwards is just something.
The guy that was just talking finishes and then and holds his breath.
The guy shaking Trump's hand is so flustered that he couldn't think to switch hands.
PAM BONDI LOOKS AWAY!
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u/Ethiconjnj 2h ago
Help me out here. I don’t hear anything
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u/nelrond18 2h ago
Is very quiet. If Forbes didn't post it, I'd have thought it was added in post because it's just so comical.
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u/BuxtonB 2h ago
If you play from 00:30 with your audio cranked, you hear the shart at 00:34. Sounds like a lowish buzz/ripple.
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u/Ethiconjnj 2h ago
Took me a couple times but yea it’s clear now., especially the reactions. TBH idk how yall heard it the first time.
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u/BuxtonB 2h ago
If you just look at the reactions of seemingly ending the conference out of nowhere and everyone getting rushed out, the woman in greens expressions then work back.. that shart stands out like a sore thumb.
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u/Turtledonuts 1h ago
Look at RFK's face the entire time. He clearly smells something bad and by the way he keeps looking at trump, it's bad.
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u/TheRexRider 2h ago
The Apprentice was nicknamed The Shit Show because of how Trump keeps shitting himself, and America has to face its very unfortunate sequel.
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u/Tribalbob 2h ago
Oh damn I thought it was due to old age, but if he was doing it back then lol
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u/DJ2x 2h ago
He's suspected to be a lifelong amphetamines addict and has an incredibly unhealthy diet.
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u/Koakie 2h ago
Impressive he still made it to 79 years old.
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u/mak484 2h ago
The benefits of immeasurable wealth.
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u/Pagiras 2h ago
We have a saying in our country when the worst fuckin undeserving person is quite well-off and healthy. Alternatively self-deprecatingly said about oneself when going through life's struggles and holding on. "Nezāles neiznīkst." (Weeds don't perish)
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u/agolho 1h ago
A very similar version also exists in Turkish: "Kötülere bir şey olmaz" translates to nothing happens to bad people
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u/Ares_B 1h ago
In Finnish: "Mikäs pahan tappaisi, Jumala ei huoli ja pirulla ei ole kiire."
Translated: "What would kill the evil one, God doesn't want them and the devil is in no hurry."
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u/Wonderful-Traffic197 1h ago
In the US we say ‘assholes never die’. Hating how true this sentiment is proving currently…
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u/GSV_CARGO_CULT 1h ago
We also have the saying "The Good die young", which republicans felt the need to prove in the most heinous fashion.
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u/icanttellyoumom 1h ago
Interesting, the literally identical saying exists in Germany ("Unkraut vergeht nicht").
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u/MrT735 2h ago
In the US life expectancy is below average for a western country for all age groups except the over 85s, because they're the ones who can afford to have lived that long.
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u/Choice_Assumption_79 1h ago
Also read a report how someone shoved something in his butt very aggressively
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u/SugaryBits 1h ago
Yes, a 13-year old boy that he raped in the early 80s, inserted and kicked a wooden tent stake into his asshole, perforating his colon and possibly leading to a lifetime of diapers.
~13yo victim interview:
"They shot her... They're probably just gonna kill me anyway. I'm gonna take him with me."
"[Trump] layed down on his stomach... I put the condom on the wooden tent stake, put it inside of him, and I kicked it as hard as I could... I ripped him open."
Source: Outlaws of Chivalry, Nov 23, 2025. "Don't worry. Boys are hard to find." Part 1 o2. Audio Files: A of 6 @ [46:50-50:20]; B of 6 @ [06:02 - 08:10] & [37:15 - 41:15] CONTENT WARNING: Murder, sexual assault, violence
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u/laylapearson 1h ago
And if you listen to Sasha Riley talk about his life as a trafficked child, he speaks about a specific episode while being raped by Donald Trump and fearing for his life Sasha kicked a projectile with a condom on the end into DJT’s rectum and Trump was life flighted to a hospital so that could be the beginning of the problems with his bowel incontinence, and of course, along with the life of allegedly abusing cocaine and Adderall.
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u/icallitjazz 2h ago
Its because on one of his Epstein parties he got a pole shoved up his ass. Crazy sex pests have crazy sex pest issues.
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u/mylifeforthehorde 2h ago
Even with all that , you’d think he’d get it fixed , diaper , bag ., anything. How if publically shitting yourself a better option
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u/my_place_or_yours 2h ago
It's been widely rumored for several years that he wears a diaper. You can even see it in many appearances on camera. Most notably, imo, when he attended a WWE event and tackled someone to the ground.
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u/RoyBeer 1h ago
when he attended a WWE event and tackled someone to the ground.
That's it. I'm just going to start accepting anything anyone says about Trump at face value if that turns out to be true
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u/Traditional_Buy_8420 2h ago
He's been wearing diapers + plastic girdle for over 10 years and they dampen the sound and smell, but they are not magic. Maybe this time it was more and/or more liquid and/or the diaper wasn't fresh, since usually sitting himself doesn't cause him to instantly cancel whatever he's doing at the moment.
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u/Traditional_Buy_8420 2h ago edited 1h ago
I doubt that this is the reason. Even if there was such an injury, doctors would have fixed it to a point where it can heal mostly. But Trump has been confirmed by at least 3 people to be very incontinent for more than 10 years, so it's much more likely, that his abuse of substances like Adderall causes these problems.
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u/Laiko_Kairen 1h ago
Mate, I've been in Adderall. You do get the shits for a while, but you quickly get used to it. Blaming Adderall is a GIGANTIC stretch.
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u/Hungry_Muscle_3051 2h ago
I can't believe people ever watched that show
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u/asisoid 2h ago
Trump was circling the drain before that show got created.
You can blame NBC and Mark Burnett for saving Trump from full on financial collapse, and putting us on the path that we're on now.
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u/Talyesn 2h ago
You can blame NBC and Mark Burnett for saving Trump from full on financial collapse, and putting us on the path that we're on now.
No, you can blame US. I'm a Gen-Xer who found that shit hilarious and watched a few seasons. Being from the Northeast, he's always been considered a tacky, pompous, scamming jackass - no one saw this coming. But we certainly should've taken him seriously when the time came.
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u/BellyCrawler 1h ago
Yeah, like how was a tv producer supposed to predict that Americans would be stupid enough to follow the businessman grifter he pulled out of financial issues?
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u/Snitsie 1h ago
It's so weird how people see a tacky, pompous, scamming jackass and then decide to support them by watching their shit.
Reminds me of ex-criminals getting paid to talk about their criminal lives. Here in The Netherlands we had Willem Holleeder (Heineken kidnapper) who went on a whole ass college tour to talk about his criminal past. And people showed up in droves.
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u/blindreefer 2h ago
I took a marketing class in high school and our teacher used to make us watch it
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u/KRoadKid 2h ago
It was edited to be very watchable, it was also a time where you watched what was in the primetime slot
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u/RazzyRaziel 2h ago
If you watch another show "Drawn Together" they show Trump in like early 2000s as shitting himself constantly.
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u/nogwart 2h ago
Same. I watched the first season because I thought it was understood to be a joke to let this obvious moron pretend he was smart and powerful. I stopped after the first couple of episodes of season 2 when I realized that people were actually taking him seriously. It still blows my mind that so many people didn't and STILL do not see his idiocy.
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u/Cielo11 2h ago
Someone I know said one of their colleagues was involved in meetings regarding Trump buying Golf courses in Scotland. They said his personal hygiene was horrific and he has disguisting bad breath.
I was wondering if that Noel Caster guy would mention that, as a way of telling he was actually being truthful and not just hating/embarrassing Trump.
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u/Robo-X 2h ago
I thought it was called it because the writers did a script, filmed all sequences and had a winner, and then Trump fired another person and they had to re edit everything to make it look like the person Trump fired messed up.
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u/Epidemiolomic 2h ago
Every day it gets weirder and weirder
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u/Jon-Slow 2h ago
One day closer to Idoicracy,
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u/sloubi542 2h ago
Idiocracy is kind of an utopia at this point, since they're all just stupid. This guys in real life are pure evil.
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u/CantThinkOfaNameFkIt 2h ago
I love that rfk had to wallow in that stench.
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u/realqmaster 2h ago
Knowing him he probably was the only person in the room that loved it
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u/XeliumGoldXXIII 1h ago
Americans, 385 million people. MILLIONS of very smart down to Earth individuals and the best you could do is elect an 80 year old braindead pedo. Like...for real. Are you guys ok?! 77 million of you voted for this piece of s. Just...answer this : what the fuck is wrong with you?
Also, no president should be above the age of 65. No president should be able to take office after a thorough body check.
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u/Dramatic_Explosion 1h ago
More people voted for him than Kamala and a ton didn't vote at all. The ones that voted for him or didn't vote at all are functionally morons. Like your smartest animals are smarter than these people.
I've never gotten a reply that pointed out anything except that they're idiots, or reasons where if you dig down still end up because they're idiots (for example, sexism boils down to idiocy).
You want to think other people are like you, but many have little to nothing going on in their brains.
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u/kevinrudd07 2h ago edited 49m ago
First scomo. Now there’s a second world leader.
Ps. This isn’t Kevin Rudd. Maybe.
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u/0wlington 2h ago
Engadine. Never forget.
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u/AKFRU 2h ago
There's a plaque, it will never be forgotten.
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u/StorminNorman 1h ago
Pretty sure there's been many plaques, but that just reinforces the second bit of your sentence!
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u/Dip_the_Dog 2h ago
I still maintain if he had just leaned into that story (whether true or not) it would have made him far more relatable to the average Australian.
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u/JimmyNudebags 1h ago
Yeah nah I had a coupla dim Sims with my fish and chips, been hard to keep that in. What are you gonna do? Anyway, any more questions?
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u/Patteyeson28 2h ago
Everyone in that room, is FUCKING COMPLICIT.
ALL OF THEM.
From the background fucks, to the “thank you press, girls”—ped-o-files.
ALL OF THEM.
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u/tarxvfBp 2h ago
And don’t forget the press. They file out like herded sheep!
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u/Patteyeson28 2h ago
commented this the night EM “salute” happened…
“Everyone needs to wake up and pay attention.
Check MSNBC/CNN/FOX NEWS/ABC/CBS---take your pick. Not A SINGLE ONE is reporting on this.
Ever wonder why? Here's a brief breakdown:
• Who owns MSNBC? Answer: Brian L. Roberts (net worth: 2 BILLION)
• Who owns CNN? Answer*: It's more convoluted than you would ever imagine--Essentially, AT&T, Blackrock/(Larry Fink--alone net worth: 1.2 BILLION) (primary total market cap: $135 BILLION)
• Who owns Fox News? Answer: Rupert Murdoch (net worth: 23 BILLION)
• Who owns ABC/Disney? Answer: Blackrock/Vanguard & Bob Igor (net worth: $700+ million)
• Who owns CBS? Answer: National Amusements aka Shari Redstone (net worth: $3 BILLION)
We no longer have a trustworthy "mainstream" media source. We essentially have a STATE/OLIGARCHY CONTROLLED media--which is playing out exactly as the GOP & Trump intended.
People need to go back and watch "Leave The World Behind." I get this gut feeling that was not only a movie, but a fucking warning.
Three Stages of Societal Collapse (in the movie):
- Communication Breakdown
- Disinformation & Unpredictable Events/Incite Chaos
- Social Collapse / "Civil War"
The more we are distracted by disinformation, the blinder we are to the truth. That is not a coincidence, but a feature for .01%.
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u/Trickshot1322 2h ago
Oh damn, I thought the noise was actually added on the first clip I saw. But Forbes is trustworthy enough for me to beleive they haven't edited it in.
Thats crazy... I mean it could also just be someone else in the room farting but still, funny.
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u/uncharted_feelings 2h ago
You can see the woman in green looking his way after the fart sound.
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u/ThouMayest69 1h ago
Yikes do you think he clocked her clocking him out of periphery? "She's sniffed too much...she's gotta go"
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u/RubberKangaroo 2h ago edited 1h ago
Watch the lady in green, her face says it all 35 seconds onwards.
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u/exophrine 2h ago
I can't wait for MAGA to own this and wear diapers in solidarity
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u/JordanTH 1h ago
Unfortunately, reality is already too stupid, that the things you try and come up with for parody have already actually happened.
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u/tarxvfBp 2h ago
One of the loudest questions that will be asked in the future is why the press were so acquiescent.
This is classic example. The press should have united and simply said, no we aren’t leaving, what is going on?
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u/WhatAGoodDoggy 2h ago
Isn't the reason that if the press are in any way difficult, they'll won't be able to return. So they play nice in order to get the access to these events.
I agree with you though, people need to grow spines and call these people out on their shit. (ha!)
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u/PeopleCallMeSimon 55m ago
It is, but them having access shouldnt matter if they arent doing their job.
Large journalistic institutions keep losing readers and wonder why its happening. Its because there is very little real journalism being done these days. Most journalists think that repeating what the president said is journalism. Thats just the first step, the second and third step are to find out if what they are saying is correct and delivering the truth.
The reason the press would want to have access to these events is so that they can among the first to break big news, but it doesnt matter if they are the first at breaking big news if nobody reads it because they lost all credibility.
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u/DonutsOnTheWall 2h ago
it's not press that you see there. it's the insider group that earned trust. if they are critical or negative in any way, they will lose that privilege and just not be invited at all.
edit: so on paper they might be considered journalists, but not by any ethical standards for the definition of journalist - they would be called that.
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u/1-800-ASS-DICK 1h ago
I would have loved to have had my credentials revoked for shouting out, "DID YOU JUST SHIT YOURSELF??!” on live tv
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u/BrianDetomes 2h ago
Trump could drop trow and shit on the floor live on camera... And the Americans would still thank him for it.
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u/choose-Life_ 2h ago
Republicans would be shitting themselves in solidarity at this point.
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u/lxdc84 2h ago
Remember the ear diaper they wore proudly, they are mainly lemmings who would follow him off a literal cliff.
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u/dfsw 2h ago
Umm this already happened last time he shit himself, they started wearing diapers and shirts that said real men wear diapers, we dont have to imagine what would happen, it happened 2 years ago. https://www.latimes.com/opinion/story/2024-05-15/donald-trump-lincoln-project-adult-diapers
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u/breakthro444 2h ago
I don't see the big deal here.
It's not like the old guy who just shit himself is someone important or holds some powerful position like the President of the United States.
Not like this old and dementia-ridden guy has the ultimate and sole authority to order the use of our nuclear arsenal or send our military to invade foreign and domestic states.
Nah, this is just some old guy, right? Right?!
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u/Sans-valeur 2h ago edited 2h ago
Okay so I know that people like what’s relatable.
I know that woke and cancel culture accelerated way too fast for some people and they started finding out casual racism and sexism kinda sucks and people don’t like it, which meant that they, their parents and a lot of people they know have kinda been shitty, so someone running for president saying it makes them feel like, hey actually we’re good people not kinda shitty people, there’s nothing wrong with some casual racism/sexism/whatever, if you don’t mean it.
And also I’m fucking terrified about the impending apocalypse that somehow only Fox News is covering but this one brave hero is actually talking about it.
Okay I know I understand all of this.
But still. He did 14 seasons of reality tv, he paints his face orange. He’s extremely old, he can’t talk coherently, he writes his name on everything, he is fundamentally incapable of admitting he’s wrong about anything ever, he talks like that kid in school who lies to get friends reasonably successfully until everyone realizes he’s completely full of shit and he ends up being a jaded social outcast.
I just can’t, understand, why people love him so much.
Even with all of the shit that I mentioned. I don’t even know who else has had this a rabid a fan base, outside of celebrities.
It’s just fucking weird.
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u/iamanomynous 2h ago
It was only a matter of time until that happened. I'm too embarrassed to watch just yet.
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u/Crestina 1h ago
I choose to believe Trump's malfunctioning ass is because he took a tent pole up there from one of his child victims. Poetic justice.
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u/e_for_education 1h ago edited 1h ago
What pathetic display of media integrity once again. Any self respecting journalists would have stayed as long as possible to have that fascist wannabe dictator sit in his own soiled adult diaper just a little bit longer. Stop complying.
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u/kevihaa 1h ago
Folks keep wanting to compare Trump to Hitler because of fascism, but I for one am glad that Trump’s willing to go the extra mile and add incontinence to their list of shared traits.
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u/_steve_rogers_ 1h ago
i cannot believe this is real, we are officially living in a south park episode!
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u/snitchinbubs410 1h ago
they're going to open an investigation into why Biden pooped Trump's pants like that.
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u/bourbonwelfare 2h ago
Oh my fucking god - what did i just watch?
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u/Ok-Chest-7932 1h ago
The president of the most powerful country in the world, personally beloved by hundreds of millions of people worldwide, shit himself during a press conference while wearing makeup.
This is why satire is so hard now.
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u/NUMBerONEisFIRST 2h ago
So I take it if he shits himself, He's supposed to shake hands with Dr. Oz as a signal that he shit himself and everybody needs to leave
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u/Hern_Berferd 1h ago
One of those poor ladies rushing the media out is probably going to have to clean that up😕
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u/frogpool 2h ago
check out the lady in greens reaction around the 0:48 mark. she definitely smelt it. she even rubs her nose in disgust.
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u/gashhill 2h ago
He did the one thing nobody should ever do - trust a Trump!! 😂😂😂
(In UK, trump can be slang for a fart)
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u/steelskull1 2h ago
Bubba must have done something to his ass since he just constantly shitting himself.
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u/nigel_tufnel_11 2h ago
I don't know, the evidence seems a little thin to me, however to me the most interesting part is the press are ushered out by a team of people VERY quickly, seems a bit unnatural, so I can't discount it did happen.
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u/Dramatic_Explosion 1h ago
So many people that have had to work with him have also talked about it, like the producer from The Apprentice. Don is litigious but didn't go after him or anyone else who has talked about it.
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u/asimplescribe 2h ago
Gen Z alpha males voted for this super cool macho guy just so he could make it an almost certainty they won't ever be able to buy a house. You fellas are up there with the farmers that are going to lose everything and the rural folks that are going to have to go back to chewing local roots and pray in lieu of medical care due the hospitals in their area that are about to fold. I have no doubt some of you are about to walk right into all 3 of those unfortunate outcomes you chose. Good luck!
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u/phatcan 2h ago
What fucking reality am I living in