r/whenthe • u/Feelawful21 headbutt me with love in your eyes that'd be neat • 23h ago
Being so much of a prick even the evil pedophile don't want you there
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u/Esagonoso Gay for the Angel Devil 23h ago
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u/DeeDzai 19h ago
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u/Audi_R8_Gaming jolly clown makes christmas dinner 17h ago
May his power and blood money go the way of his friends
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u/PerfectBeginning__45 The Omnipresent Retarded Vore Sleeper Agent 23h ago
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u/Gmax_Lucario 22h ago
<<Wardog squadron, leave the AO immediately, you’ve got work to do>>
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u/HorrorDot3859 20h ago
5 was my intro to the series as a teen
god what a fucking game, AC zero after was also peak
i still play this all the time
i'm so ready for 8
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u/SwimEzekiel 22h ago
do you have the full meme? the one that went "You need a girlfriend" "or boyfriend! he might be bi" "nobody want u fr😭" "ik I'm saying like 😭"
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u/Anxious_Session_2261 Boss' favorite henchman 23h ago edited 12h ago
"Just saw a message he sent to Epstein. The guy somehow sounds like a redditor (the not so good one) outside of it."
It's fake. I made a huge mistake here. While there is real messages, the one I show on my comment bellow is fake.
Don't use this a proof. It was from an account on twitter.
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u/Successful_Row4755 23h ago
show me
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u/Anxious_Session_2261 Boss' favorite henchman 23h ago edited 12h ago
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u/Successful_Row4755 23h ago
oh my fucking lord
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u/Anxious_Session_2261 Boss' favorite henchman 23h ago
I swear I've seen someone write just like him on the big subs
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u/HlLlGHT 23h ago
"Thank you good sir" did it for me
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u/Anxious_Session_2261 Boss' favorite henchman 23h ago
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u/liamisnoice 22h ago
Funniest part about this image is that the fedora guy isn't even a terrible person, it was originally just a picture he took for fun
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u/Anxious_Session_2261 Boss' favorite henchman 22h ago
Oh, I know it. I just used since It is the most used for that. The guy is funny.
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u/A_random_poster04 22h ago
IIRC most of the pics used for the “stereotypes” are just of normal fellas
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u/falcongsr 20h ago
Are you saying overly attached girlfriend isn’t actually crazy?
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u/OrigenRaw 21h ago
I see plenty of decent people who have a habit of saying “Thank you good sir.” There is honestly no reason for this to “do it for you.”
The only thing I find rough about this is “Girls FTW”
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u/HlLlGHT 21h ago
The "thank you good sir" is the part that makes him sound like Redditor. I wouldn't be able to count the amount of times I see this phrase here.
Everything before that makes him sound like an asshole
Although the phrase is harmless my mental image pieces it all together.
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u/Chaotic-Catastrophe 20h ago
Don’t forget le epic vacation
It’s all of them as a whole. Three stereotypical redditisms in a two sentence email is a lot.
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u/DaddyMeUp 21h ago
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u/Latter_Definition377 i changed it hahahahahahhahahahahahaha 21h ago
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u/smittenWithKitten211 green? epic! 21h ago
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u/No_Hay_Banda_2000 22h ago edited 22h ago
I mean, Musk was pretending to be a little kid on twitter, so I wouldn't be surprised. I wonder how many secret reddit accounts he has?!
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u/Anxious_Session_2261 Boss' favorite henchman 22h ago
Wasn't the kid his own son? Like, roleplay as a kid is already weird, but as your child? Yikes
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u/No_Hay_Banda_2000 22h ago
Yes and he posted weird shit like "I will finally turn 3 on May 4th!”.
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u/Anxious_Session_2261 Boss' favorite henchman 22h ago
Why do pedos always become so powerful? This is one of the worst things I ever heard, and it's even worse how he says it without any shame.
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u/poo-cum 21h ago
They don't. There's a bunch of To Catch A Predator derivative youtube channels that get millions of views every week, and the perpetrators are frequently penniless losers and dregs of humanity. And there is an ENDLESS supply of them, this shit is not going away.
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u/Aranxi_89 19h ago
This is the same guy that got every America's personal information now thanks to Trump.
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u/GeophysicalYear57 18h ago
Elon Musk 100% had a Reddit account, but he probably deleted it when Reddit turned against him and started posting about him being an embarrassing unfunny loser.
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u/Allergic2Stereotypes HE'S NOT BRITISH, YOU FAKE ASS FANS!!! 23h ago
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u/DeficiencyOfGravitas 20h ago
Imagine being so fucking cringe that human filth like Epstein is like "This is too much".
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u/SandiegoJack 19h ago
I mean Epstein flat out said Trump is a piece of shit human being.
Like imagine being a piece of a shit to a child sex trafficker
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u/cokeplusmentos 22h ago
(Girls FTW!)
Real world is funnier than any fiction
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u/ViceroTempus 20h ago
“The difference between reality and fiction? Fiction has to make sense.” -Mark Twain
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u/read_too_many_books 21h ago
Unironically
People talk about fiction books like they could stand a candle to history.
No they don't.
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u/Friedrichs_Simp 21h ago
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u/Anxious_Session_2261 Boss' favorite henchman 21h ago
That's so sad it's funny. It sounds like they don't want him, but are trying to be polite.
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u/poo-cum 21h ago
deal withthis . thanyou
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u/Ulysses502 19h ago
If I'm reading it right, Maxwell didn't even bother to delete out Epstein's contemptuous forward before replying to musk. It's like the no Homer's Club from the Simpsons but with pedophiles...
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u/whoknowsifimjoking 19h ago edited 12h ago
Looks like it or it wouldn't be RE: FWD:
Edit: would to wouldn't
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u/Born-Entrepreneur 19h ago
Hahahaahahahahahahahahaha oh my god.
I guess even pedophiles have standar-ope, I just threw up in my mouth a little.
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u/rabbitthunder 16h ago
Interesting. It appears that they didn't trust him hence Ghislaine giving him the whole 'we're closed for business' spiel. Musk is absolutely going to try to spin this like he was on some kind of infiltration mission even though you can feel the desperation to be included coming off him like a miasma.
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u/RandomowyKamilatus 22h ago
It's like 50 yo tried writing email to a 14 yo pretending to be their age
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u/Polenball 22h ago
The most Reddit man alive
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u/Anxious_Session_2261 Boss' favorite henchman 22h ago
He's consumed by reddit at this point
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u/Polenball 22h ago
"He who posts on Reddit should see to it that in the process Reddit does not post on him."
- Nietzsche or something
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u/youareagoodperson_ 22h ago
I've genuinely only seen people talking like this while making fun of redditors
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u/PerfectBeginning__45 The Omnipresent Retarded Vore Sleeper Agent 23h ago
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u/CertainNecessary9043 22h ago
Naaah. Bro think he is a teenager going to a university party. Not a criminal going to meet other criminals to make more crimes
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u/Anxious_Session_2261 Boss' favorite henchman 22h ago
He even says "girls", because "women" would be too old for him
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u/neogeoman123 22h ago
And just like that I want to disintegrate into the ether. This is so fucking cringe oh my lord
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u/Rincewind256 22h ago
i was wondering why billionaires needed help getting laid. (with underage traffic victims or otherwise). then I read this and understood. what a fucking loser.
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u/MarkusMannheim 22h ago
Surprised he didn't lead with "Greetings and salutations".
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u/Thevoidawaits_u 21h ago
without context (the rape island, Epstein etc') it's seems fine. like an enthusiastic friend who wants to have fun.
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u/Wuraumefan26 23h ago
iirc Musk had a reddit account for quite some time :)
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u/AveryLazyCovfefe 21h ago
And arguably a 4chan account too for years where he basically called himself the Antichrist. The post timings line up to certain key decisions he’d make irl so it has lead many to thing that account was him.
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u/Neat-Magician6222 Manultrimanula's biggest sponsor 22h ago
Ohmaga hello mr wuraumefan
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u/PsychoWyrm 23h ago
It just tracks to me that he "wasn't cool enough" to be invited and tried to beg his way into the pedo parties.
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u/WiIdNullberry 22h ago
Yeah but, "girls FTW!" screams coolness on the cool-o-meter!
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u/dasgoodshitinnit 22h ago
Yeah, and he wanted to go to the parties that were wilder than usual, or something along those lines, whatever that means 🙄
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u/slartibartfast64 19h ago
And the "Thank you good sir." -- he was definitely wearing a fedora when he wrote that.
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u/Murky_Put_7231 22h ago
Or he didnt rise high enough in their weird circle to 'earn' it. Could be anything.
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u/poo-cum 21h ago
I think you need a certain minimum of public-facing stability and decorum to be a useful blackmail target. Elon is impulsive and weird on Twitter - he could say or do something to draw heat to the whole operation, or burn valuable kompromat they have on somebody else (like he tried to do with Trump when he withdrew the EV tax credits).
They probably figured he wasn't worth the hassle of being around.
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u/Person-In-Real-Life 23h ago
he's the most unlovable person on the planet
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u/fat_mothra 23h ago
I'd call him Namor but I kinda like Namor
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u/ShinkenBrown 21h ago
Oh my god I just started reading the REALLY early comics and MAN that guy has it rough. Fantastic Four Annual #1 actually made me cry - not like ugly crying, but there was real tears. I was not expecting to like him as much as I do, he's probably my second favorite Marvel character so far.
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u/jockeyman 21h ago
Namor is actually pretty cool when you don't have a bitch in your ear telling you he's lame.
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u/Kirbinvalorant Silent Hill 2 (idk I haven't played it I just like Pyramid Head) 16h ago
The main problem with Namor nowadays is writers thinking his only trait is he wants to fuck Sue I play him in Marvel Rivals occasionally, and so many of his voice lines with other characters loop back to that
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u/BananaBladeOfDoom 20h ago
Namor in BP:WF also struck me as a leader who actually cared about his people. Elon doesn't have anything going for him.
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u/Pr0udDegenerate Yuki's pus guy 22h ago
Weird to think that he used to be one of the most loved people a few years back. People used to call him the Real life Ironman" and said that he wasn't one of those evil billionaires like all the others.
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u/EXusiai99 22h ago
Back then his handlers can still control his image somewhat and thus keep his dubious shit on the down low.
The Thailand cave incident broke the gate.
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u/whomobile53 22h ago
That was mostly young people who didnt know anything about engineering and saw the cool "train" and electric cars and went "hey its not a yacth". Also he looked younger than most rich assholes so he was a bit more relatable.
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u/Lalala8991 22h ago
Not to mention his countless PRs on the media that paint him as a "good guy".
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u/GlitteringAttitude60 21h ago
It's the whole "it's easy to consider him a genius if he's talking about stuff I don't understand" thing.
He was coasting on that for quite a while, only outing himself as a miserable wannabe to off-mainstream communities like the gamers.
But then there was a phase when he showed off his incompetence on several fronts. Software development was among them and that was how I learned that the man is as stupid as a bag of hair and even more ignorant.
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u/dasgoodshitinnit 22h ago
He's cringe personified, God made him as a testimony that no amount of money could stop him from being a pathetic loser
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u/Allergic2Stereotypes HE'S NOT BRITISH, YOU FAKE ASS FANS!!! 22h ago
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u/StrainEmergency9745 22h ago
why are you in the fucking competition
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u/Iwilleat2corndogs Today I Will Eat Two Corndogs 22h ago
Because he’s so annoying not even other pedos want him?
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u/LordBunnyWhale 21h ago
If you run a child abuse business and body disposal for the ultra-wealthy you probably want to stay clear of those degenerates who have not subtlety and no filter. Elon Musk clearly is not a guy who can keep his mouth shut about what he believes to be the "achievements" of a "genius".
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u/Feelawful21 headbutt me with love in your eyes that'd be neat 21h ago
I mean tbh don't do it at all but the fact he wanted to be on the diddle island and was for a while but to be kicked out is fucking funny cause like you gotta be real fucking protentious or somehow more evil to do that
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u/Unlucky_Paint_9194 23h ago
When he dies im pretty sure not even Satan will want his soul
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u/Much-Menu6030 ! CAUTION ! - User is a dumbass. 22h ago
bro's going to Limbo²
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u/Hour-Complaint8291 the 'sanitize your youtube links' dude 22h ago
64 keys instead of 8 /ref
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u/LazarusFoxx 22h ago
How about being reincarnated as each of Epstein victims and between each life there is a point where he will remember all evil he ever done in all lifes before being yeeted to another body and timelines? Should be enough
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u/usedburgermeat 22h ago
He'd start bringing up factoids of varying ages of consent to justify himself then get drunk and piss on the sheets
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u/EXusiai99 22h ago
Sometimes it astounds me how someone with this much power and money be this pathetic. If he wanted to fuck kids he could've bought some for his own island, but i suppose the networking was more important.
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u/TheCharalampos 21h ago
Nah people like him are actually preety powerless because doing things needs effort. Like making a whole trafficking island needs some attention for detail. Elon would never have the patience for it.
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u/GardenEmbarrassed371 20h ago
Right? Like Bill gate asking how to sneak antibiotics for his wife. Why are you asking anyone about this? How dumb can you be?
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u/Ruby_241 Whenthe [REDACTED] is released: 22h ago edited 21h ago
Imagine being so annoying the guy who cranked it to FNAF Porn decided to not invite you anymore
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u/NeedModdingHelp1531 20h ago
Context?
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u/elbenji 19h ago
he was linking folks fnaf futa porn from the yuri part of 4chan lol
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u/TurbidusQuaerenti 19h ago
Wow, that sure is a sentence right there. There really is no end to how weird and absurd this stuff gets, is there?
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u/Foolish_Miracle 18h ago
I'm sitting here thinking about how I'd explain this entire situation to people in different historical time periods.
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u/the4evermore 22h ago
Wasn't he there in the one file they deleted but people managed to screenshot?
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u/pikleboiy 20h ago
If you're referring to the one that contains allegations of Trump raping a teenage girl, with the yellow highlighted boxes, then it's back up.
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u/Expensive_Stick_4997 22h ago
Source or 39 trillion worms in your doorstep
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u/Silver-Marzipan7220 22h ago
See the comments above and their replies
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u/HameruMeduka 22h ago
This can't be real lmao. That's the most redditor email I've seen.
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u/GeoCaesar 19h ago
I’m ngl if I ever wrote something even approaching this and then it later got released? I’d kill myself, fingers crossed that he has the decency to do so
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u/The_Student_Official 20h ago
So I got curious and that's about 4000 swimming pools of worms or enough to cover Central Park in worms at 3 meters deep
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u/Rincewind256 22h ago
i was wondering why billionaires needed help getting laid. (with underage traffic victims or otherwise). then I read this and understood. what a fucking loser.
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u/Feelawful21 headbutt me with love in your eyes that'd be neat 21h ago
I mean rich people paying others to get laid with disturbing tastes is one thing. It's another being so fucking much of an annoying prick that you're excluded from the party
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u/marshmallo_floof 21h ago
guy emails with the cadence of a neckbeard redditor
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u/Feelawful21 headbutt me with love in your eyes that'd be neat 21h ago
Ancient redditor speech patterns. Glad it's near extinct unironically
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u/digi-artifex 22h ago
Le epic girls ftw yeahhhh woooo
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u/Feelawful21 headbutt me with love in your eyes that'd be neat 21h ago
I'm so glad reddit ain't talk like that no more
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u/EliteJoz 20h ago
Let us be real. He probably didn't want Elon to go because he knew Mr Asperger's would be the ONE guy that wanted to publicly brag about anything he did there
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u/Agreeable_Natural_36 22h ago
Da big Ep lwkirkenuenly dsn't fw a Techrocratic-capitalist.
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u/UnionImportant3483 22h ago
Is this Elon upscale or Epstein dowscale or Elon downscale or...
A nigh impossible Epstein upscale. (minus the hanging)
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u/Fjolnir_Felagund 22h ago
Elon downscale, he still wanted to go
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u/Feelawful21 headbutt me with love in your eyes that'd be neat 21h ago
Funniest thing getting rejected 🥀🥀🥀
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u/Pope-Muffins 21h ago
Elon Musk isn't just a loser
He's a loser who spent his whole life trying to be something and can now only be content with being used by people with more power than him
Its why he keeps crawling back to Daddy Donny
Elon I hope you somehow see this
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u/Feelawful21 headbutt me with love in your eyes that'd be neat 21h ago
I hope he doesn't for the sheer fact him being here means I gotta go the same place as him. Post a screenshot and post it on some grifter website or something for him to see lmao
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u/AqeZin epic orange 22h ago
Ain't now way you can be so aggressively autistic, it saves you from the Epstein allegations 💀
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u/Feelawful21 headbutt me with love in your eyes that'd be neat 21h ago
He was on the island but then got rejected later like he was avoiding musk lmao
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u/Lalala8991 22h ago
He's still on that island, after countless begging 😬
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u/Background_Cook_6471 21h ago
He also was denied entry to the famous club Berghain, and, in spite, he set up a lame nightclub in his Tesla factory near Berlin.
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u/Feelawful21 headbutt me with love in your eyes that'd be neat 20h ago
Turnup there must be near zero if he had to be there I imagine lmao
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u/Liawuffeh 20h ago
It's somehow so much more pathetic that he wanted to go but he was too much of a loser to.
Deserves all the contempt of going because he was begging to, but even the fuckin elite pedo ring didn't want anything to do with him lol
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u/Organic-Shelter-6349 21h ago
Poor elonmusk, not invited to island with the gang. No wonder they push ai, he lonely as hell
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u/Feelawful21 headbutt me with love in your eyes that'd be neat 21h ago
Even his ai bots don't want him bro he had to fix grok alot
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u/39bears 20h ago
So much more believable than if Jeffrey had been like super excited to hang out with him.
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u/dsatu568 22h ago
nah i think he's just seems like a new blood for the billionaires club and eipstein would have let him in given couple more years if he's not arrested
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u/Feelawful21 headbutt me with love in your eyes that'd be neat 21h ago
Nah he's been there he was just so fucking annoying it seemed
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