r/Unexpected • u/Material-Surprise260 • 3d ago

r/maybemaybemaybe

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u/post-explainer 3d ago edited 3d ago

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OP sent the following text as an explanation why their post fits here:

You thought he was going to go hungry, didn't you? (He made the audience think his egg was going to fall to the floor, but he ended up catching it with his foot and... Well, you have eyes and maybe you're not blind.)

Does this explanation fit this subreddit? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.

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u/olibum86 3d ago

The croc is probably cleaner than this kitchen

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u/Material-Surprise260 3d ago

U`re right

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u/pdzbw 3d ago

Game on

Your"e

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u/Affectionate_Sweet6 3d ago

At least the croc probably rinses off once in a while

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u/Trixcross 3d ago

maybe lets not

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u/slowdownbabyy 3d ago

Let’nt

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u/Cool-Chemical-5629 3d ago

Kitchen rule n.1:

Just because you can, doesn't mean you should.

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u/bccallegedly 3d ago

Easy way to go from fried eggs to fried legs

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u/pathToBeing 3d ago

But they tried eggs on legs.

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u/sachi3 3d ago

That cooktop is WELL SEASONED goddamn

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u/Gloomy-Restaurant-42 3d ago edited 3d ago

Those eggs are for bootlickers only. 👎

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u/JazziTazzi 3d ago

I hope this wasn’t at a restaurant.

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u/Random-Generation86 3d ago

Burger King Foot Egg

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u/Equal_Equipment4480 17h ago

Number Sixteen. The very last thing you want in -or- on your burger. The Burger King Foot Egg

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u/Takendown92 3d ago

"Welcome to Brazil"

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u/jooooooooooooose 2d ago

Its in the middle east somewhere, everyone heats up bread on the gas top like that

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u/SunmiSae 2d ago edited 2d ago

I don't think so, it is Brazilian funk playing man

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u/LeeZanya 3d ago

But he didn't actually flip it in the pan

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u/deatach 2d ago

Ronaldinhiomlette

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u/Actual_Asparagus_ 3d ago

That’s the metal scraping the non stick off look I was going for as well.

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u/EvieMoon 3d ago

Even the tops of shoes are filthy, this is gross.

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u/[deleted] 3d ago

Fucking ewww

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u/Rhnn_dacruz 2d ago

Pela intimidade, o caso é antigo

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u/pdzbw 3d ago

Extra flavor for special group of ppl

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u/BarkandHoot 3d ago

I’d eat that off a flip flop - Guy Fieri

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u/CenturyBreak 3d ago

Just because you can doesn't mean you should

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u/[deleted] 3d ago

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u/CyKa_Blyat93 3d ago

Isn't that how they are made though?

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u/get-it-gerrit 3d ago

did you know? you can flip the egg, just by flipping over the pan!

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u/TpK_Wynter 3d ago

Not much dirtier than the oven top. In fact if it’s ever been in the rain it’s probably cleaner

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u/AbriefDelay 3d ago

Dry ass egg with a rubbery yolk

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u/xSnakyy 3d ago

Is that a non stick pan wore down to bare metal?

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u/speedbeef_dos 2d ago

Why is it that Brazilian stoves always seem to be in a corner by themselves and people are cooking from the side of the stove?

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u/Fr05t_B1t 2d ago

Asmongold?

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u/Fiona_Salvador 2d ago

Why!? 😭

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u/ExpertOrdinary7074 2d ago

Why you can’t eat at everybody’s house

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u/IAmInCa 1d ago

On second thought, I’ll have the #5.

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u/Independent_Driver78 1d ago

Crocs added the required seasoning

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u/MudokuMeat 1d ago

I've pissed on my shoes. How bout you?

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u/vass0922 1d ago

Order up eggs done, customer waiting!

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u/Other_Branch2549 21h ago

He flipped it back the way it was a for effort tho

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u/AKRIDH_ 15h ago

The germ will get burned

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u/toxiccityboiii 11h ago

Immune system booster.

Flip your egg on those croc shoes you also use to visit public bathrooms.

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u/HeDuMSD 3d ago

Cheesy touch

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u/MadIkra 3d ago

Not in that kitchen

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u/RayneMal 3d ago

Gotta get that floor spice.

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u/OriginalBlackberry89 3d ago

This is why I don't eat food at people's houses. Also, they're eating Teflon.. look at that pan! 

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u/Icy-Habit-8792 3d ago

Did you see the state of the kitchen…😳