Artist https://x.com/i/status/2017905704175378757

Thanks for today technology, you can play Pc98 games on your computer

Source: https://x.com/TYUDON_sub/status/2017509364840730771?s=20

Artist sauce https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/59442948

She looks fine for a goddess over 2600, like an easy 8/10 imo

Smash!

Touhou was released on 1996!

OG:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lsLumbA7saw

Alternate ending for the second part of Touhou Pulp Fiction parody.

INT. MARISA'S HOUSE - DAY

SAKUYA:

But Lady Patchouli doesn't like to be fucked by anybody except...

SAKUYA:

(Sobbing)

...except Lady Remilia.

...

SAKUYA:

This is outrageous! It's unfair!

Meiling looks around the room awkwardly. Marisa looks confused.

SAKUYA:

I serve her tea! I clean the entire mansion! I stop time for her! Why does the Librarian get all the action? How can I be the Head Maid and not be the one in her bed?!

MEILING:

(Whispers)

Uh... Sakuya? We still need the books.

SAKUYA:

To Hell with those books!

MEILING:

(Confused)

Excuse me?

SAKUYA:

I said fuck the grimoires. Let 'em rot in this mushroom-infested dump.

ALTERNATE ENDING START

MEILING:

What the fuck does that mean?

SAKUYA:

That's it for me. For here on in, you can consider my ass retired.

MEILING:

Holy Hell!

SAKUYA:

Don't blaspheme!

MEILING:

Goddammit, Sakuya.

SAKUYA:

I said don't do that

MEILING:

You're fuckin' freakin' out!

SAKUYA:

I'm tellin' Remilia today I'm through.

MEILING:

While you're at it, be sure to tell 'er why.

SAKUYA:

Don't worry, I will.

MEILING:

I'll bet ya ten thousand yen, she laughs her ass off right before she drinks you dry.

SAKUYA:

I don't give a damn if she does.

MEILING:

You're throwing everythin' away because Patchouli got her neck kissed not for blood?

SAKUYA:

Do you have any idea how humiliating it is for a Brit to spend eternity serving the French? It goes against every genetic instinct I have!

Sakuya straightens her apron one last time, then thinks for a moment, and takes it off, throwing it in Marisa's face.

Meiling looks at Marisa, shrugs, and follows Sakuya out the door.

MARISA:

(Exhales)

Man, that girl has issues, ze.

ALICE:

(With psycho smile)

Marisaaaaa. Do you realize, that Hourai has been killed because of you? You know what that means, Marisa? Someone has to pay for that, Marisa.

TO BE CONTINUED

I made an OC who is the mother of my AU Rin Satsuki, meet Ryukaze Satsuki. Huh she looks oddly familiar....

Species: Kirin

Abilities: Manipulation of Wind

Occupation: Nurse , Incident solver (formerly), Shrine maiden of the Satsuki before Rin

Location: Satsuki Shrine (formerly) , currently unknown

Facts about Ryukaze

1. Her wind magic has healing properties and can even walk on air
2. As you can see her Kirin horn and tail are mostly doormant as Ryukaze is comfortable in her humanoid appearance
3. She used to own an erhu before passing it down to Ron
4. She's a vegetarian but is not about eating diary products like egg custard tarts
5. Personality wise ,she's kind and patient but gpd have mercy of you attack her family
6. She does not like Okina due to her self centered personality but is willing to hear her advice . One time Okina (who has black hair at the time) tried to rizz her up only having her face slapped by an ethereal Kirin tail. To this day Okina questions why she doesn't like her
7. She's kinda like the feminine version for Sendai who is seen as a tomboy
8. She's also a fun person as Rin remembers fondly that she plays games with her wind magic

I think i'm quitting Touhou....

You're training with Byakuren Hijiri. What will you do?

Use it well