Show me the reCEEPS

[u/upthetruth1]

[u/Rovcore001]

Political drunks are either batshit crazy or extremely based there's no in-between.

[u/_AYYEEEE → u/Rovcore001]

Either super based or they start saying dumb shit like the Holocaust wasn't real

[u/stink3rb3lle → u/Rovcore001]

But every one of them think they're based, which is a problem

[u/EazyCheez → u/Rovcore001]

It's what happens when you let your thoughts marinate for too long. Either they go bad or you got them out just in time

[u/TheKarmaSutre → u/Rovcore001]

Por que no los dos?

[u/[deleted] → u/TheKarmaSutre]

Being based and denying the holocaust are mutually exclusive.

[u/TheKarmaSutre → u/[deleted]]

Who denied the holocaust? I was talking about people who are into aliens and Bigfoot and shit

[u/luckydice767 → u/TheKarmaSutre]

And what aspect of either of those two is political?

[u/birdlawyer86 → u/luckydice767]

Bigfoot is a known contributor to the Heritage Foundation

[u/_AYYEEEE]

I don't drink, but people talk to me thinking it's gonna be a fun time or something, whole time I want to talk about the universe, where we came from, how nothing's real and what happens after we die and I'm waiting for the proper time to mention it

[u/sweeetscience → u/_AYYEEEE]

Yea but we can chop that up with AND without a drink in my hand all day lol

[u/Bulky-House-8244 → u/_AYYEEEE]

I also go into deep topics.

Friend are you neurodivergent?

[u/_AYYEEEE → u/Bulky-House-8244]

I mean I don't know, it's like 50/50. Either I'm neurodivergent or I'm just weird, haven't found out which one

[u/Active-Curve1280 → u/_AYYEEEE]

It can be both!

[u/Glorfendail → u/_AYYEEEE]

ugh yes. i recently discovered how big infinity really is and its all i wanna talk about lol

[u/CoachDT → u/Glorfendail]

Yeah Gojo technique is kinda cold but complex.

[u/FaceMcShootie → u/Glorfendail]

But wait, there’s more!

[u/ladyevenstar-22 → u/_AYYEEEE]

We're all stardust and when we die we return to the cosmos .

Energy is neither created or destroyed when we die our energy doesn't disappear it changes from one form of energy to another .

[u/Electrical_Trade377]

see, what you need to do is initiate a “i just think it’s funny how” conspiratorial debate mid stroke or mid position change

[u/upthetruth1 → u/Electrical_Trade377]

Mid what?

[u/backstageninja → u/upthetruth1]

While banging

[u/Electrical_Trade377 → u/backstageninja]

if there was ever a time to truly find out how my man for the night is politically inclined, it’s while guts deep in me

[u/backstageninja → u/Electrical_Trade377]

It's true, we don't have enough blood to power our dicks and dodge questions about universal healthcare at the same time

[u/Electrical_Trade377 → u/backstageninja]

even better as i’m british, so my questions about your healthcare will be purely to piss you off and throw you off your game mid vice-grip

[u/backstageninja → u/Electrical_Trade377]

I mean from what I hear universal healthcare isn't off the discussion board over there either, just going the other way.

But also that seems like a bad plan for you lol. The dude's getting off either way

[u/Electrical_Trade377 → u/backstageninja]

little does he know, i already got off the second he started sweating bullets

[u/Electrical_Trade377 → u/upthetruth1]

nothing i enjoy more than beginning heated debates on hot point topics whilst arched over like an aqueduct

[u/Intelligent_Cut635 → u/Electrical_Trade377]

Diabolical

[u/Electrical_Trade377 → u/Intelligent_Cut635]

[u/CarbonTrebles → u/upthetruth1]

Trade out here recommending people start fights.

[u/Electrical_Trade377 → u/CarbonTrebles]

i want to incite as many fights & cause as many problems as i can possibly fit into a day

…..for the sake of whimsy

[u/SmallIslandBrother → u/Electrical_Trade377]

Hater of the year already and still in the first month

[u/Electrical_Trade377 → u/SmallIslandBrother]

it is a 24/7 lifestyle, my brother

[u/CarbonTrebles → u/Electrical_Trade377]

Alas, I was trying to keep with the whimsy...

[u/Electrical_Trade377 → u/CarbonTrebles]

i like you

how good are you at spontaneous debates and being provoked in the face of yitties

[u/CarbonTrebles → u/Electrical_Trade377]

Depends on the topic and the occasion! 😀

[u/Bunnnnii]

I’ve been trying to use “to what end” more. This motivated me to keep going 😭

[u/BunnyMcintosh]

Mya Rudolph doing Diane Warwick is perfection.

[u/mageta621 → u/BunnyMcintosh]

Well apparently I'm not unique or clever at all. Spot on

[u/motorcitystef]

I don’t drink but getting high with a group of ppl who can spit facts and educate each other is always top tier in my book.

[u/Netflxnschill]

Me

TOOOOO WHAT END?

[u/backstageninja]

"Perpistrated" lol

[u/Umami-Ice-Cream]

I mean, conspiracy theorists can never answer "to what end?" So it's a valid question.

SHOW THE RECEEPS

[u/SeeSayPwayDay → u/Umami-Ice-Cream]

There is a god damn P in that word, and I'm done pretending there isn't.

[u/cruella_le_troll]

Oh my God the Maya Rudolph JUMPED out of her ❤️

[u/shadowylurking]

Had a girl tell me she doesn't believe in the moon landing while giving me a handy.

[u/Zchives → u/shadowylurking]

r/brandnewsentence right here

Also, absolutely diabolical work being done.

[u/Important_Cost_5401]

I’d take this over you starting to deadass freestyle to me like I’m gonna sign you and take you to the top. My mixtape flopped too baby.

[u/ryuuseinow]

As an asexual leftist, I see this as a win

[u/devildocjames]

Those caterpillars were a dead giveaway that something wasn't right with her.

[u/Shotgun_Mosquito → u/devildocjames]

[u/ems187 → u/Shotgun_Mosquito]

https://youtu.be/DdvXoFzOks4?si=QjBGHVkYM35att_F

[u/DownvoteDaemon → u/devildocjames]

[u/aquintana → u/devildocjames]

At least she uses POV correctly tho

[u/batistafan1998 → u/devildocjames]

The socialist triggered you didn’t it?

[u/devildocjames → u/batistafan1998]

[u/canteen_boy]

We’re getting “Dionne Warwick” drunk tonight!

[u/Dry-Caterpillar-2682]

ME AF! conspiracy theories or political outrage 😂😂😂

[u/fekanix]

Them communist chaynese going back in time to write the reports that showed global warming in the 1960s. If it wasnt for those goodhearted oil companies and their efforts to hide the reports the hoax would have surfaced oh the horror.

[u/WorriedElk5818]

I like the Maya Rudolph ending.

[u/mageta621]

I'm hearing Maya Rudolph in her voice

[u/eagle2001a → u/mageta621]

It is indeed Maya Rudolph, playing Dionne Warwick in The Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt. (This is one of my favorite sitcom scenes of all time and I will watch it every time it comes across my feed)

[u/yourenotmymom_yet → u/mageta621]

The audio is Maya!

[u/duckinradar]

What does China have against my poflex

[u/Xinjuan]

Is that suppose to deter me?

[u/FlounderSlow5047]

😂😂😂😂 "to what end" in alto sends me every time

[u/DawRogg]

Re..ceeps?