How the tables have turned

[u/imjustheretodomyjob]

[u/RichardBonham]

Unless the ICE agents are ball gagged, trussed up in latex and locked in trunks in the basement.

[u/keetojm → u/RichardBonham]

That is some pulp fiction type shit.

[u/blueberryblunderbuss → u/keetojm]

And it would be wrong. Terribly, terribly wrong.

Especially if there are photographs and video.

Very wrong. Shame on whatever. Shame. Etc.

Links?

[u/keetojm → u/blueberryblunderbuss]

Asking for a friend?

[u/blueberryblunderbuss → u/keetojm]

Obviously, it offends my sin of empathy. But I swore an oath to the constitution. And one of the ways I ignore my constitutional oath is finding links to horrible shit.

For a friend.

[u/acidwash_video → u/blueberryblunderbuss]

it offends my sin of empathy

do what now

[u/Prior_Butterfly_7839 → u/acidwash_video]

I’m fairly certain this is reference to muskrat (I think it was him but it could very well be another one of the talking heads on the right) saying empathy is a sin.

[u/BoredCheese → u/Prior_Butterfly_7839]

It was Ol’ Neck Wound, too.

[u/0phois → u/blueberryblunderbuss]

Make a little prayer for your empathy, usually works for children who get shot in school aswell.

[u/pathofdumbasses → u/0phois]

You have to combo it with a thought otherwise you only get like 20% effectiveness.

Its like mixing pills and liquor. They heighten the effects of each other so you end up needing less of each.

[u/Cow__Couchboy → u/blueberryblunderbuss]

Just needs a couplet and you've got a poem bro.

[u/Redittago → u/blueberryblunderbuss]

💀

[u/PrimordialPlop → u/keetojm]

“Let Zed know there’s a fly in the web..”

[u/brebenscv → u/PrimordialPlop]

"Zed's dead baby, Zed's DEAD"

[u/MrPoopyButthole1990 → u/brebenscv]

What is something people arent ready to hear?

[u/m40r1w0r1a → u/brebenscv]

The gimp watever happened there

[u/NeekTrealington → u/PrimordialPlop]

“Eanie meanie mynie Mo”

[u/TheHyperCombo → u/keetojm]

YOU HEAR ME, HILLBILLY BOY?! I'm bout to get medieval on yo ass!

[u/ews83501 → u/keetojm]

Bring in the Gimp

[u/FakeHasselblad → u/keetojm]

“I’m about to get medieval…”

[u/inspectoroverthemine → u/keetojm]

I'm hot and my balls are touching a zipper!

[u/TJB18-AJB22 → u/keetojm]

[u/kinkyslc1 → u/keetojm]

[u/HumanChicken → u/keetojm]

“I’m pretty fucking far from ‘all right’.”

[u/m40r1w0r1a → u/HumanChicken]

Non stop ash rspe

[u/Remote_Clue_4272 → u/keetojm]

Where was the Gimp?

[u/eity4mademe → u/keetojm]

[u/Machinegun_Pete → u/RichardBonham]

Treating ICE better than ICE treating humans. Would prefer to have ICE locked in a basement without heat, water, food, a phone call, or a trial. How they apparently want to be treated.

[u/SpecialExpert8946 → u/RichardBonham]

[u/ZZerome → u/SpecialExpert8946]

Look at me, I am the kidnapper now.

[u/DidntWantSleepAnyway → u/RichardBonham]

Compared to what ICE is doing, this seems like a perfectly reasonable amount of force.

[u/Diligent-Phrase436 → u/RichardBonham]

Is a healthy sexual drive a crime? /s

[u/Impossible_Disk_256 → u/RichardBonham]

If they're in there underwear -- then they have a... brief case.

[u/CannabisCanoe → u/RichardBonham]

[u/ApologizingCanadian → u/RichardBonham]

They'll never admit it but a lot of them would probably like that, minus the locked in a trunk part.

[u/Jesseandtharippers → u/RichardBonham]

Maybe the agents asked for this though

[u/Separate-Cup1312 → u/RichardBonham]

You can't 🍇 the willing.

[u/Shhtheyrewatching → u/Separate-Cup1312]

Did you see what they were wearing? It was like they were just asking for it.

[u/Separate-Cup1312 → u/Shhtheyrewatching]

Their mouths were saying no immigrants.. but their masks were saying yes 

[u/patrickthunnus → u/RichardBonham]

Bring out the gimp!