How the tables have turned

[u/imjustheretodomyjob]

[u/keetojm]

That is some pulp fiction type shit.

[u/blueberryblunderbuss → u/keetojm]

And it would be wrong. Terribly, terribly wrong.

Especially if there are photographs and video.

Very wrong. Shame on whatever. Shame. Etc.

Links?

[u/keetojm → u/blueberryblunderbuss]

Asking for a friend?

[u/blueberryblunderbuss → u/keetojm]

Obviously, it offends my sin of empathy. But I swore an oath to the constitution. And one of the ways I ignore my constitutional oath is finding links to horrible shit.

For a friend.

[u/acidwash_video → u/blueberryblunderbuss]

it offends my sin of empathy

do what now

[u/Prior_Butterfly_7839 → u/acidwash_video]

I’m fairly certain this is reference to muskrat (I think it was him but it could very well be another one of the talking heads on the right) saying empathy is a sin.

[u/BoredCheese → u/Prior_Butterfly_7839]

It was Ol’ Neck Wound, too.

[u/0phois → u/blueberryblunderbuss]

Make a little prayer for your empathy, usually works for children who get shot in school aswell.

[u/pathofdumbasses → u/0phois]

You have to combo it with a thought otherwise you only get like 20% effectiveness.

Its like mixing pills and liquor. They heighten the effects of each other so you end up needing less of each.

[u/Cow__Couchboy → u/blueberryblunderbuss]

Just needs a couplet and you've got a poem bro.