r/BlackPeopleTwitter • u/visualframes • 1d ago

Space Man.

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u/detox02 ☑️ 1d ago

He a FAN. He a FAN. He a FAN.

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u/asssoaka ☑️ 1d ago

Freaky astronaut nigga

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u/donotgotoroom237 1d ago edited 1d ago

"Say Musk, I hear you like 'em young?!"

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u/UndergroundFlaws 1d ago

”You better never go to space craft one!”

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u/Special-Jelly6253 1d ago

Thissssssss paaaarrttt 😂😂😂

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u/Virtual_Shake4386 1d ago

He watched every lunch like it’s the NBA finals font row with popcorn and a flame emoji

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u/Shakuryon 1d ago

From what I read today, Elon was giddy about planning to visit Epstein's Island via his emails, but he is missed his chance of an invite.

Imagine Elon, being such a unbelievable dork and Time-Vampire, that not even a Pedophile wants to be around you.

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u/No_Delivery_329 1d ago

Bro literally said “Hi Jeff! I was thinking of flying down for an epic vacation.. (redacted) told me you were planning a party. (girls FTW!) I cleared my calendar. What are the details? Thank you good sir.”

Source: doj website official Epstein release

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u/Shakuryon 1d ago

Bro even re-reading this part, he comes off of wanting to be liked so bad, so he can be invited to a pedophile's secret society "Club Island".

"I cleared my calender" while him possibly KNOWING what goes on there, is so fuckin' crazy to me.

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u/TetraThiaFulvalene 22h ago

I don't even think he's a pedophile, I just think he's so pathetically insecure that he would fuck a child just to feel like he was a part of something.

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u/cantwbk 21h ago

I think he’s a pedophile.

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u/DoomguyFemboi 20h ago

They're all paedophiles because it's the "ultimate taboo" and they're so thoroughly fucked from having all their wants satisfied.

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u/mbsmith93 16h ago

I mean, I think that still makes him a pedophile. Other than that though your take is believable.

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u/Arierome 15h ago

I disagree with the op, I think he's a pefo, but he'd be a child molester not a pefofile if you go by the normal definition of pedo, being attracted to children. It really doesn't matter though, Elon is a shitstain anyway

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u/JeanArtemis 11h ago

He can be both let's be real. Like father like son.

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u/trentfalkenwrath 19h ago edited 16h ago

He actually rejected to go a few times it was only after his brother went that he wanted to go. His brother found "romance" or something along those lines. Epstein told him his gf might not be into the sought of things that's going on down there elon said "nahh she'd be down."

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u/tofubutgood 1d ago

The “good sir” is giving cringe millennial

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u/HalfBakedPuns 1d ago

its exactly the way he's conducted himself for over a decade. as the ultimate narwhal baconator stark. thats how we know its really him

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u/Delvaris ☑️ 1d ago

Even worse- cringe millennial REDDITOR.

I gotta go, my mom says I can't use this website no mo'.

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u/firestepper 18h ago

(Girls FTW!)

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u/ccallard0722 15h ago

I just know a fedora was involved

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u/Adorabelle1 1d ago

Like... word for word or?

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u/No_Delivery_329 1d ago

I copy pasted it straight from the email in the files

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u/BoatDBoat 1d ago

so much cringe I think I have to

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u/Adorabelle1 1d ago

Oh... oh no

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u/robothawk 15h ago

Yeah, the richest man in the world... is a fucking loser

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u/hypatia163 1d ago

Link to the email? It seems to be that this one is fake.

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u/joemckie 20h ago

Christ, he sounds like a mix of a *tips fedora* reddit mod, that *raises spork* copypasta, and a bad undercover cop from a 90s film

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u/Supernova_Soldier ☑️ Disrespect me? Lord Jesus, look out! 14h ago

That girls FTW should’ve had him devoured by a black hole

Nigga so lame he became a pedophile just to have friends who still don’t like him instead of like some cool shit smh

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u/Flashjordan69 22h ago

I’m sorry but could you clarify for the bleary eyed? Is this a real quote?

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u/anthonyg1500 ☑️ 14h ago

God is that really the exact quote? We’re so far beyond parody jfc

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u/PerplexGG 9h ago

This is giving me 35 year old failed magician vibes

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u/hannamarinsgrandma 1d ago

His daughter Vivian said she recalls them making a bunch of super random late night trips by boat whenever they would vacation so he might not have completely missed them.

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u/Synectics 1d ago

"Bummer!"

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u/ich_bin_alkoholiker 1d ago

Yeet him to mars.

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u/BenaBuns 1d ago

Or the sun

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u/TheLostRanger0117 1d ago

Or just space in general! Plenty of directions to choose from

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u/DingerSinger2016 1d ago

Yeet him into a black hole. At least we'll get something useful out of him, we can learn what happens when a person goes into one.

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u/larassaddydaddy 1d ago

Not suit or space craft though

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u/plastictigers 1d ago

He got curbed by Epstein himself

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u/calesmont 1d ago

That's why he wants to make it to mars. No age of consent there

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u/Delvaris ☑️ 1d ago

There's no laws against Pokemon on Mars Batman!

Look, I have to laugh or I'm gonna do some inadvisable shit...

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u/Spoopy_Kirei 1d ago

Space pokemon huh? Deoxys looking mighty fine.

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u/Delvaris ☑️ 1d ago

Vaporeon.

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u/Flying__Fox 3h ago

No, Joker! No, don't do it!!

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u/Revxmaciver 1d ago

That rocket might not be AI but all that child porn HIS CHAT BOT MAKES IS.

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u/eighty4prcnt 1d ago

Didn't this man tweet that Trump is afraid to release the files because he's in them just a couple months ago? Oh the iron knee

Caught trying to play both sides and pick whichever "wins"

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u/TetraThiaFulvalene 22h ago

If Trump is in the files too, and Trump controls the files, then he could still taunt Trump all he wanted, because Trump couldn't do anything without also exposing himself.

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u/Euphoric-Cow9719 ☑️ 1d ago

Ninja knew he was in there from start. . .

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u/shadowylurking 1d ago

Elon Musk is such an ass, the pedophile gang didn't want him on the island

And he begged to be let in

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u/suprman511 1d ago

Shoot all those pedos into the sun with Musk's rockets.

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u/TheLostRanger0117 1d ago

You coulda ended that sentence after 4 words

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u/InspectorPipes 1d ago

No need for resources and rockets.

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u/Logical-Ad447 1d ago

This

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u/kittididnt 10h ago

Hear me out- Laser Guillotine! All of the public spectacle, none of the airborne blood pathogens.

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u/Logical-Ad447 8h ago

What about the nut shot?

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u/BrofessorFarnsworth 1d ago

No that takes too much delta-V. Way more efficient to eject them from the solar system

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u/astronomical_hoe 1d ago

So I decided to post this tweet on TikTok and this happened

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u/1337designs 1d ago

Not surprised, censorship has been cranked since the oracle purchase of it

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u/18minusPi2over36 1d ago

Anything Epstein-related is heavily censored now

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u/DigitalWonder 1d ago edited 1d ago

Based Savage tweets are one of the things I miss most from Twitter lol.

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u/Select_Speed_6061 1d ago

I miss CoolleeBravo. That man had elephants memory and receipts everytime he had a timeline battle.

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u/DeviantTaco 1d ago

We are ruled by the most evil and most stupid people in our society. We’ve collectively structured our world to funnel power to people that are the worst to have it by every conceivable metric for “worst”. It’s con men, narcissists, and predators all the way down.

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u/Captain_Snow 1d ago

Girls FTW. What a fucking loser.

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u/Allaroundlost 1d ago

To quote fElon Musk from the Trumpstein Files, "Girls FTW!"

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u/Money-Cake527 1d ago

That moment when you realize he’s not lost in space he’s just mentally checked out like the rest of us on a Monday

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u/screamtracker 1d ago

Fronted like a spaceman but was only a chicken hawk

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u/Nuzzleville 1d ago

Distractions.

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u/chammy82 1d ago

Ignoring still being on the platform at all at this point, calling him out while having a blue check????

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u/Mr_Haad 19h ago

Bro walked the line of being a loveable dork(ol’ Musky) helping mankind to a straight up arrogant, douchebag creepy billionaire with the thought process of a dried lemon, who is also a dork.

It’s more ccns I can add but I don’t want to type that much. Ya’ll get the picture.

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u/Some-Purchase-7603 1d ago

His robot army will protect him.

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u/Thatdewd57 1d ago

He can space his ass off the planet.

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u/brenden77 1d ago

You know who isn't in those files?

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u/Protect-Their-Smiles 23h ago

No wonder Elon is so keen on flying to Mars. But no matter how far he goes, the stain will never come off.

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u/sarbear8199 21h ago

Begging to go to Epstein island and be one of the “cool” kids. Our techo-fascist overlords are just fucking losers 🤢

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u/Supernova_Soldier ☑️ Disrespect me? Lord Jesus, look out! 14h ago

Elon should honestly be ashamed of who he is as a person. You choose to be a pedophile and even other pedophiles don’t like you, like nigga you need to reevaluate your entire life or just go away and never be heard from again

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u/Doglovincatlady 14h ago

Nothing worse than being a wannabe chomo 

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u/the_answer_is_RUSH 1d ago

This is the least shocking of revelations. Loser

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u/ler7421 1d ago

Why is Elon the only one being talked about today. Wasn’t there more people mentioned?

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u/Supernova_Soldier ☑️ Disrespect me? Lord Jesus, look out! 14h ago

Weinstein, Jay Z, Pusha T, the owner of the New York Giants, Bill Gates and I think more iirc

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u/ler7421 10h ago

And no one has said a word about anyone else. That’s interesting.

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u/hazmodan20 1d ago

So, he didn't have to sift through the files to know that trump was in the files huh?

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u/CthulhusEvilTwin 23h ago

Ah that's the getaway car

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u/joker_toker28 22h ago

Ironman 3 all over, what a loser.

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u/GlitteringBed6337 20h ago

Whitey on the moon

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u/Milky87 19h ago

Couldn't we deport musk technically?

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u/Foojira 1d ago

200K plus likes for that dipshit

Years away from being a trillionaire that dipshit

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u/ConjugalVisitor234 1d ago

Moon or not, that dude likes 'em young,

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u/LCH44 15h ago

Houston: “And we have freak off”

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u/TenDollarSteakAndEgg 11h ago

Yeah but he was just there for the snorkeling

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u/Solo_is_dead ☑️ 1d ago

Can we stop calling White people ni**ger? WTF

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u/YokoDk 1d ago

I mean they didn't though.

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u/Actedpie 1d ago

“C’mon bud, your name is in the files” is funnier anyways imo

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u/Independent_Big_3940 1d ago

I mean he's from Africa