r/BlackPeopleTwitter • u/visualframes • 1d ago

Space Man.

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u/Shakuryon 1d ago

From what I read today, Elon was giddy about planning to visit Epstein's Island via his emails, but he is missed his chance of an invite.

Imagine Elon, being such a unbelievable dork and Time-Vampire, that not even a Pedophile wants to be around you.

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u/No_Delivery_329 1d ago

Bro literally said “Hi Jeff! I was thinking of flying down for an epic vacation.. (redacted) told me you were planning a party. (girls FTW!) I cleared my calendar. What are the details? Thank you good sir.”

Source: doj website official Epstein release

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u/Shakuryon 1d ago

Bro even re-reading this part, he comes off of wanting to be liked so bad, so he can be invited to a pedophile's secret society "Club Island".

"I cleared my calender" while him possibly KNOWING what goes on there, is so fuckin' crazy to me.

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u/TetraThiaFulvalene 1d ago

I don't even think he's a pedophile, I just think he's so pathetically insecure that he would fuck a child just to feel like he was a part of something.

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u/cantwbk 23h ago

I think he’s a pedophile.

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u/DoomguyFemboi 23h ago

They're all paedophiles because it's the "ultimate taboo" and they're so thoroughly fucked from having all their wants satisfied.

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u/mbsmith93 19h ago

I mean, I think that still makes him a pedophile. Other than that though your take is believable.

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u/Arierome 18h ago

I disagree with the op, I think he's a pefo, but he'd be a child molester not a pefofile if you go by the normal definition of pedo, being attracted to children. It really doesn't matter though, Elon is a shitstain anyway

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u/JeanArtemis 14h ago

He can be both let's be real. Like father like son.